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AttentionHogMinecraftSMP
seeking admiration, seeking validation, attention-seeking antics, seeking recognition, attention seeking behaviorOMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it! -
Crafty Drug Use Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of consciousness modification, from caffeine to creepers! /pol/ has deemed our server as the most based place to explore altered states of mind through the use of chemical substances.Join us if you want to experience the ultimate high of building a castle while under the influence of a pumpkin spice latte. Or maybe you prefer mining for diamonds after a few shots of tequila – the possibilities are endless!
Our players have reported seeing rare mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon riding a unicorn after a few puffs of a virtual joint. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built an entire village out of enchanted mushrooms.
So come join us on our server and get ready to have your mind blown – literally! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft and a bunch of crazy substances to experiment with? It’s a trip you won’t soon forget!
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/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP General
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with Night Elf Jobbers, Mountain Dew promotions, and guilds like GLOBOFOMO and Nerub Silkweaving Forum.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported into a world where you can battle against the infamous Mountain Dew monster and claim epic loot. Plus, our community is so epic that even the WoWg guilds are jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
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Obsolete Yet Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more outdated than a fax machine is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!
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Verdant Springs
Welcome all, this is a new and upcoming server for you to have a chill and fun time. There will NEVER be any p2w period. Schematics are allowed but Autobuild feature is not! We hope to have a player run economy, but for now there is a shop that sells basic items. (Prices are subject to change!) Please respect others and if you see someone cheating or misbehaving contact me on our discord server.
All basic functions should be available and complete, but if you run into any issues please reach out. (I will try to help you as soon as I am able to) And lastly thank you for checking us out!
verdantsprings.com
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Sadist & Narcissist Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be dealing with a whole new level of craziness! Our owner is a self-proclaimed sexual sadist and narcissist, but don’t worry, he’s only interested in torturing mobs, not players (we think). Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, twisted quests, and a community that’s just as crazy as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a server full of psychos? Join now if you dare! -
Locked Dog & Moid in Car Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.Ever wondered what would happen if you locked a dog and a moid (whatever that is) in a car for an hour? Well, on our server, you can find out! Maybe the dog will learn how to drive and the moid will start a dance party in the backseat. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are? Build, explore, and create memories that will have you laughing for days. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of the dog and the moid in the car.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
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Coffee Network
KitPvP, PvP Economy Community Events Plugins Survival Adventure Thrilling Dynamic Immersive Balanced Reward system KitPvP Player-based Hub Engage Matches Custom Server network Vibrant, Economy, Survival, MCMMOWelcome to Coffee Network—a dynamic Minecraft server network featuring thrilling KitPvP battles, an economy-driven Survival world, and a bustling community hub. Engage in intense PvP matches, explore a thriving player-based economy, and participate in exciting events. With dedicated servers, custom plugins, and a balanced reward system, Coffee Network offers an immersive experience for players of all kinds. Join us and become part of a vibrant community where your adventure is always brewing!
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