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Dr Pepper Minecraft Server

Availability, Beverage, carbonated, craving, cravings, desire, distribution, Dr. Pepper, drink, flavor, Foreign, imported, International, market, Minecraft, Pepper, Popular, Server, Soda, soft drink, unattainable, unique taste, wish list

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Items Found:	7890
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of living in a Dr Pepper-less wasteland? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Dr Pepper flows like a river of deliciousness! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of Dr Pepper and every mob drops cans of your favorite soda. Build a castle out of Dr Pepper cans, ride a Dr Pepper-powered rollercoaster, and battle enemies with Dr Pepper potions. Who needs water when you have Dr Pepper? Join us now and quench your thirst for adventure!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Connection, craving, desire, fulfillment, get laid, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Minecraft, Need, Passion, physical intimacy, relationship, romance, satisfaction, Server, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, yearning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no luck in finding that special someone to share them with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you lonely miners out there. Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a pickaxe at! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to cuddle up with in your virtual bed? So come join us and let the love (and diamond) mining begin!

Donut Delight Minecraft SMP

Bakery, bakery shop, BEN, Breakfast, calories, craving, DELICIOUS, DELIGHT, dessert, donut, donuts, Food, Fried, GLAZED, indulgence, Minecraft, Pastry, smp, snack, Sugar, sugary delight, sweets, temptation, Treat

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the donuts flow like water and the diamonds are as plentiful as dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and more donuts than you can shake a pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground donut society, where players trade diamonds for the most delicious pastries you’ve ever tasted. Will you be able to uncover their sugary secrets and become the ultimate donut master?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost named Gerald who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim your place as the bravest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where donuts rule and diamonds are just a bonus. Trust us, it’s a donut-filled adventure you won’t want to miss!

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

Balls, clownpiece, clowns, craving, desire, Erotic, explicit, explicit fantasy, FANTASY, Forbidden, honk honk, INTENSE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, polka, Server, sexual, slobbering, taboo, Threesome, Wild

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

Crafty Cock Minecraft Server

anal sex, ass play, Cock, Crafty, craving, desire, dirty talk, Dominant, EXPOSED, FANTASY, friend’s contact, help me, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, nice cock, Pleasure, rough sex, ruin myself, satisfaction, Server, slut, submissive, taboo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as you are? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more all day long. We’ve got players who are willing to do anything to win, even if it means sacrificing their dignity. Join us and you’ll never be bored again – there’s always something scandalous happening on our server. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the game that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Incel Walk Minecraft Server

#icecream, 11 pm, alone, coping mechanisms, craving, dessert, incel, Inceldom, incelwalk, incelwalked, ISOLATION, late night, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Nighttime, self improvement, self reflection, Server, social awkwardness, Treat, walk

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6960
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in all of Minecraft! Join us and you’ll experience crazy adventures like incelwalking to buy ice cream at 11 pm in your very own virtual world. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to in our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

addiction, behavior pattern, compulsion, CraftyAddictMinecraft, craving, dependency, Fixation, guilty pleasure, habit-forming, habits, habitual behavior, indulgence, irresistible urge, Obsession, Passion, pleasure seeking, repetitive behavior, smp, temptation, uncontrollable desire, vice, Weakness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Farms Harvested:	203	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Breakfast, comfort food, craving, cuisine, Culinary, Daily, DELICIOUS, Dinner, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, indulgence, lunch, Meal, Nourishment, snack, Sustenance, Treat

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	296365	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

addiction, Behavior, cognitive processes, coping mechanisms, craving, desire, desire thinking, Distress, emotional regulation, extended thinking styles, internet use, mental health, Mental well-being, mindcraft, Network, Online platforms, problematic social network site use, psychological distress, research, rumination, social media, stress, Technology, worry

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4802
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8958
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Animals Bred:	93	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Votes:	5444	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Chimeras Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Emeralds Found:	1006
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Animals Bred:	51
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.