The Stoned Golem – Where even the mobs are chill. Come join our semi-vanilla community with a cool voice plugin! 1.20.4
1.20.4, Ban From Claims, bedrock, Chill, Claims, Community, Cool, Crates, Custom Cosmetic Items, Decent Size, Donations, Events, Exploration, Golem, Graves, hard mode, java, Join, mobs, Plugin, proximity voice chat, Semivanilla, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Unique, Updates, VOICE, Waystones
The Stone Golem SMP Server Overview:
Server Type Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock
Server Age Almost 3 years old
Server Difficulty Hard Mode
Monetary Gain Only through Donations
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
What features can be found on The Stone Golem SMP?
Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.
How can I join the server?
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Are there community events on the server?
Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.
Is everything on the server free?
Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.
Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?
Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.
How can I communicate with others on the server?
Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.
Are there ways to protect my builds from griefing?
Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.
Are there PvP options on the server?
Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.
For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.

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KyrtexSMP
#exciting, Active Admins, Adventure, coinflips, Commerce, Community, Crates, Cross-Play, Gear, Journey, Kits, KyrtexSMP, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Shops, smp, supportive, Survival, Teleportation, Warps, Welcoming
Welcome to KyrtexSMP!
Discover a vibrant community where camaraderie and adventure go hand in hand. KyrtexSMP offers an array of features designed to enhance your Minecraft experience:
Friendly Community: Join a supportive and welcoming group of players. Active Admins: Our dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience. Teleportation & Warps: Easily navigate the world and visit friends. Shops & Coinflips: Engage in commerce and try your luck with exciting coinflips. Crates & Kits: Unlock unique rewards and gear to aid your journey.
85.202.160.169:2291

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New Server IP
Triox Prisons
1.8 pvp, a – z, cheap ranks, Clean GUI’s, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom Ui’s, Economy, Features, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, Payouts, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Rewards, seasonals, Server, Triox, Unique, Updates
newly created prison server! Payouts available!
Features:
Crates 1.8 PvP A-Z Custom Ui’s Clean GUI’s Seasonals ( Coming Soon!) Cheap Ranks!
And more!
Triox.us.to

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New Server IP

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Server Difficulty	Hard Mode
Monetary Gain	Only through Donations

Shocked Creepers on a Multiverse of Mayhem – Prepare for Explosive Fun! 1.21 Update!

{Java IP}, Bedrock Port, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord, Discord Channel, Economy, explosive, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Land claiming, live maps, MAYHEM, Multiverse, Pinata, Player Warps, Prepare, Resource, RPG, Shocked, smp, Survival, update, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key, Website, welcome, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⛏️ Lite RPG experience with Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants, Custom Monsters
⚒️ Excellent QoL with Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
⚔️ Voting system with rewards of Voting Crate Key & Pinata
🛠️ Player-owned economy
💎 Cross-platform play with ViaVersion and Geyser support
🪨 Informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
🪵 Custom Help menu for instant assistance

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!
What platforms are supported?	You can play with friends on any platform using ViaVersion and Geyser.
Can I sell items on the server?	Yes, there is a player-owned economy where you can sell items at your own prices.
How can I get rewards from voting?	By voting, you will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.
Is there Discord integration?	Yes, we have an informative Discord channel with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.

Surviving KryVival with just a touch of vanilla flavor!

boss fights, boss vouchers, Bosses, Buffs, Crates, Development, Events, flavor, Game, generation, Keys, KryVival, LifeSteal, Obtained, p2w, Powerful Gear, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Surviving, Touch, Vanilla, Webstore, Worldgen

KryVival Minecraft Server

Server Name	KryVival
IP Address	Kryvival.minehut.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/GVufr2CY2R

Overview

KryVival is an ACTIVELY IN DEVELOPMENT Lifesteal server with unique features like custom worldgen, custom bosses, events, and a fair play-to-win system.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes KryVival different from other Lifesteal servers?	KryVival features a beautiful and custom worldgen, custom bosses with powerful gear drops, unique events, and a fair play-to-win system.
Do I need to pay to win on KryVival?	KryVival has a webstore where keys and boss vouchers can be bought, but most items from crates can also be obtained in-game.
Are there regular events on KryVival?	Yes, KryVival hosts events that offer buffs and other rewards to players.

PokeFuchsia
Crates, custom skins, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, Pixelmon, pixelmon server, PokeFuchsia
Work in progress currently modded pixelmon server 🙂 custom pixelmon skins and awesome crates! with much more
play.pokefuchsia.com

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New Server IP

Mistbrook: Where Minecraft Economy, Mcmmo, Jobs, and Towny meet for some epic Java vs. Bedrock debates!

Accepted, bedrock, close friends, Community, Community Events, Cozy, Crates, debates, Economy, Epic, Events, Fun, Genders, Identities, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, java, Jobs, MCMMO, Meet, Minecraft, Mistbrook, Plugins, PORT, Races, Religions, Safe, sexual orientations, small communities, smp, Spooky season, Towny, Welcoming

MistBrook Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Plugins	Towny, McMMO, Jobs, Crates, Custom Ranks
Description	New SMP server with a focus on community building, roleplaying, and inclusive environment
Community Events	Upcoming spooky season events, frequent community gatherings
IP	mistbrook.mc-games.com
Java Port	26777

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the server about?

A: MistBrook is a new SMP server focused on community building, roleplaying, and inclusivity.

Q: What plugins does the server have?

A: Towny, McMMO, Jobs, Crates, and Custom Ranks are some of the key plugins on the server.

Q: Is the server welcoming to all players?

A: Yes, the server strives to be inclusive of all genders, sexual orientations, races, religions, and identities.

Q: Are there any upcoming events on the server?

A: Spooky season events are coming up, along with frequent community gatherings and events.

ArteioCraft
Adventure, CloudCraft, Community, Crates, Creative, Enchantments, Essentials, Factions, Factions plugin, Gaming, lootable structures, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, multiplayer server, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, skyblock plugin, Survival, Towny
Welcome to CloudCraft! We are a new server starting in June of 2023. My Girlfriend and I started this project to be able to play with each other from long distances. We quickly then wanted to expand and have people come on and play with us. We have multiple game modes to choose from including, Factions, Skyblock, Creative, Survival, Towny, and Minigames. With much more to come to our server I appreciate everyone who can help out on my goal to create an amazing thing for people to enjoy. We also have a collection of amazing plugins including. – BetterStructures Custom lootable structures generate throughout the world. – CrazyEnchants 60+ brand new enchants in the game that gives pvp a whole different approach. – CrazyCrates A unique crate system with a bunch of prizes that are obtainable to give you an early edge – SuperiorSkyblock My favorite Skyblock plugin including upgradable additions to your island and a ton of options to explore – Essentials A bunch of kits you can create homes – Factions allowing you to be able to group up with friends or make some friends in the conquest to the top. – And many Moore so come check it our yourself at CloudCraft.bio
arteiocraft.com

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New Server IP
GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!
1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve
GeodeCraft Minecraft Server
IP Address mc.geodecraft.net
Discord https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T
GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.
Our Mission:
- Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
- Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
- Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
- Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.
Features:
- Land Claims
- Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
- Player Shops
- Player Warps
- McMMO
- Safarinet
- Resource Worlds
- Custom Economy Plugin
- Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
- And more!
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?
A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!
Q: How do I claim land on the server?
A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.
Q: Are there special items available on the server?
A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.
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New Server IP

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

Electric Boogaloo 1.21: Creeper Chaos Edition – The Sequel Server – No Square or Curly Things!

{Java IP}, Bedrock Port, Boogaloo, Chaos, Crates, creeper, Curly, Discord Channel, Discord Chatting, Edition, Electric, Geyser, Heads, Help Menu, Homes, Land claiming, live maps, Multi-platform play, Player Warps, player-owned economy, Rtp, Sequel, Server, smp, Square, Tpa, Viaversion, Website

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants, Custom Monsters
QoL Enhancements	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System	Rewards for voting, including Crate Key & Pinata
Player Economy	Player-driven economy with freedom to set prices
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Discord Integration	Informative Discord channel with chat integration
Help Menu	Custom Help menu available 24/7 for assistance

Welcome Message:

We eagerly await the arrival of new faces in our server and extend our warmest welcome to people from all walks of life. Feel free to visit our humble server any time as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	No, the server is open to all players.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Players can connect with different versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.
How can I participate in the player economy?	Sell items at your chosen price to other players in the community.
Are there special events or rewards for voting?	Yes, players receive rewards like Crate Key and a pinata for voting.
Is there 24/7 help available?	Yes, players can access a custom Help menu for assistance at any time.

Blocky Burden: Server Drama!
blocky, Boundaries, burden, Communication Issues, controlling mother, Drama, emotional health, family conflict, family dynamics, finding independence, Generational conflict, girlfriend discomfort, keeping the peace, maternal interference, mental health struggle, moving out, navigating family expectations, personal space, pregnancy stress, prenatal depression, relationship issues, Server, support during pregnancy
yo u wanna join a minecraft server that’s wilder than my mom’s unsolicited baby advice? well, listen up – here’s why this server is the BLOCK of all blocks!
1. Baby Zombies!! – forget regular mobs, we got baby zombies that throw tantrums every time you step on a flower, just like my mom when I don’t tell her my minecrafters’ plans! PLUS, they demand the finest golden sword for their cuteness. if you can’t give it, well, good luck with that tantrum!
2. Crafting Chaos – you’ll craft items that don’t exist in the real game! ever wanted to make a “disrespectful wardrobe” that steals your space and leaves the room messy? BOOM, now you can! take that, mom! no baby clothes needed!
3. Never-Ending Conflict** – every time you think you’re finishing a build, a player will pop up with unsolicited “suggestions” – kinda like when my girlfriend tried making decisions about the nursery. it’s like a PVP battle but with WORDS. very intense. very weird.
4. Emotional Rollercoaster – your character can only build if they’re emotionally unstable. need more motivation to mine diamonds? wait ‘till your character gets a text from their mom! you’ll craft with tears in your eyes, trust me, it’s the experience you never knew you needed!
5. Interfering NPCs – we got NPCs who just LOVE offering you unsolicited advice about your BASE. “You really should put a water feature here!” – Yeah right, Karen! it’s MY house! Yeah, that NPC is 100% based on my mom.
6. Spectacular Drama – every time someone logs on, YOU BETTER BELIEVE there’s drama! it’ll be like dealing with family issues every single second except with more explosions and less therapy. my mom should really join; she’d be the reigning queen of chaos!
7. Teleportation Tensions – teleporting into a friend’s base? better watch your back cause we have a mom clone feature that’ll shadow you and make crazy demands right from the start! “What’s for dinner? You better share that diamond!” It’s both hilarious and terrifying.
8. Emotional Support Pigs – they don’t do much except snort and eat all your carrots, but hey! they feel your pain during builds! looking for a buddy while getting roasted by fam drama? hop on a pig!
9. Moving Blocks – every time you try to pack a chest, it magically unpacks itself, just like trying to find your own space when you move out! Realistic and relatable!
so, what are you waiting for? minecraft is a big world, but we’re here to make sure it’s as messy and dramatic as life itself! join us for build battles, emotional support, and maybe a chance to beat that mom at her own game – but in pixel form! LET’S GO!!!
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New Server IP
AITA Craft: Blocky Blunders!
am i the asshole, betrayal and trust, blocky, Blunders, boundaries in family, child care challenges, co-parenting struggles, confrontation in relationships, Craft, dealing with grief, Emotional support, ethical considerations in caregiving, family dynamics, grief and responsibility, moral dilemma, moving on after loss, navigating family relationships, relationship issues, responsibilities of guardianship, single parenting, sister-in-law conflict, supporting a child
yo listen up, fellow block builders and pixelated adventurers!!! 😱 u NEED to join this epic minecraft server like RIGHT NOW!!! here’s some totally bonkers reasons why u’ll wanna, trust me, it’s gonna blow your diamond-encrusted mind!!! 💥✨
1. wander into the majestic land of Wafflewood 🌲 where every tree is made of legit waffles. i mean, who wouldn’t want to live in a syrupy wonderland? just watch out for the deadly hungry syrup raccoons ready to ambush you on your pancake adventures 🥞🦝
2. our SPOOKY SPOOKTOBER dungeon is the perfect place to confront your fears! try dodging the angry ghost llamas that haunt the halls, screaming “you shoulda brought MORE diamond armor!” 💀 llama just wants ur ores 😭
3. also, there’s a massive volcano that EATS CREEPERS!!! 🍕 yeah, u heard that right. it literally starts BURPING EXPLOSIONS after each meal! feel like a hero or just a REALLY CONCERNED bystander watching nature take blame for it all 🌋😅
4. did i mention the pizza knight faction? 🍕 join forces with mighty warriors who throw tomato sauce bombs to claim power! if u don’t like pizza, u’ll get hit with a cheesy dodgeball instead! BEWARE! 🧀⚔️
5. ever dream of befriending a dragon made of candy?? 🍭 now’s ur chance! our magical candy dragon FRIEND-AGGEDDON will fly u around in a sugar rush, but first u gotta dodge the cotton candy tornado he creates 🍭🌪️ u might get stuck in it forever, but is that really a bad thing?
6. and guys, every weekend, we have the FISHSLAP CHAMPIONSHIP 🎣🤚 where the reigning champ slaps other players with fish while riding on a squid. u haven’t lived until u’ve been hit with a trout while trying to build a secret underwater lair!
7. oh and need I say, the MOB DATING SERVICE is the hot new thing! ever wanted to date a creeper? now u can! but watch out, they get explosive sometimes 💥🔥
so come on down, grab ur pickaxe, and put on ur BEST mining hat, cause this ain’t just a server, it’s a wild ride into the absolutely ridiculous! it’s like if reality and dreams had a salad and forgot the dressing, doused it in laughter and sprinkled diamond dust all over it 🌟💎
don’t wait, join us for the chaos, just bring ur weirdness and listen to the sweet sounds of crafting madness! 🌈🚀
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New Server IP
Breaking Bottles: AITA Minecraft
bottles, BREAKING, Minecraft
yooooooo welcome to the most wacky, zany, LIFE CHANGING minecraft server ever!!! like, you won’t believe the insane stuff we got goin’ on!
🌟 first off, have you ever wanted to build a castle made entirely of pancakes? well, guess what! here, THAT’S A REALITY!!! i mean we got syrup rivers, and your blocks can totally stick to your fingers!! how cool is that?!
🍕 but that’s not all, fam! you ever heard of the mystical creatures called pizza llamas? no? well, let me tell you, they’ll transport you straight to the land of endless toppings if you feed ’em pepperoni! AND you can ride ’em too—just make sure you don’t fall off into the ranch dressing volcano!
🔮 ohhh and the legendary “Creeper-Flavored Ice Cream” exists! yup, you heard me. but if you’re not ready to eat a snack that explodes in your mouth (literally), then don’t even think about joining this server!
🤖 and how about this: there’s a rumor that we have a hidden portal that takes you to a realm where it rains diamonds every Wednesday (sometimes on Thursdays if you’re lucky but shhh don’t tell anyone!!) but only if you sing a TAYLOR SWIFT song at the top of your lungs while jumping on a diamond block.
🎉 ever wanted friends? well, we got the most LOYAL pet foxes that totally throw parties and celebrate your victories with you!! they also judge you, but it’s pretty funny– just don’t drop any vodka bottles around them, they get super offended.
🚀 oh and guess what else? I’m pretty sure a hacker last week turned a whole biome into a giant marshmallow! like, can you imagine running around and bouncing off mallow fluff? i’m not saying we have marshmallow-surfing competitions, but like, sometimes we totally do!
🤪 finally, join us or face the wrath of the Anti-Fun Police, aka my pet chicken, who squawks every time someone un-jumps the bed. you don’t want your life turned into a never-ending GAME OVER screen!
👾 so c’mon down, grab your diamond axes, and let’s make some ridiculous memories together! because when you’re here, the only rule is: rule #1 – no one cares what you do, as long as you do it in style! let’s get cray cray in minecraft; you won’t regret it!! 🥳

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BottleBusters: Room Ruckus!

apartment living, BottleBusters, boundaries in friendship, cleaning up after accidents, communication breakdown, drinking culture, drinking responsibly, dropped bottle, emotional reactions, friend conflicts, friendship issues, maintaining friendships, open plan living, personal responsibility, personal space, room, Ruckus, sober friendship, social gatherings, tipsy behavior, unexpected reactions, vodka accident

The Vodka Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server Experience

Step into a realm where spilled vodka and friendship dynamics spiral into dimensions you never thought possible!

🚪 Welcome to the Ruins of Regret

In this chaotic blocky sanctuary, every corner whispers tales of betrayal, drunken escapades, and the dark arts of social interaction. Ghosts of broken glass linger in the air, accompanied by the scent of vodka-induced paranoia. Be ready to question your existence, as each drink may lead you deeper into this digital abyss of companionship gone haywire!

🌪️ Features that Defy Reality

Feature	Description
Drink ‘n’ Drop Arena	Forget PvP; here, you’ll battle with unexpected spills! Drop your drinks and unleash chaos while dodging shattered glass; injury is not just a hazard—it’s a lifestyle!
Friendship Condensation	Scale back on camaraderie and watch friendships dissolve like sugar in vodka. Engage in orchestral arguments and see if they leave your inventory!
Unprecedented Lockdown Zones	Certain areas close up as paranoia sets in. Tread through deserted wastelands where friendships are tested, and only the bravest dare to emerge soaked in regret!
The Lone Quest for Communication	Find the elusive "Sorry" potion to mend broken bridges with your fellow blockheads. Can you taste vodka in the apology? It might be the last drink you ever share!

Conspiracies & Legends Across the Server

The Great Vodka Incident of ’23: Legend has it that one fateful night, a lone player dropped a bottle not just of liquor but of betrayal itself. They say the spirit of that abandoned bottle roams the server, casting doubt on every toast.
Whispering Walls: The whispers of the apartment walls echo the sins of many past users. Players claim these walls hold secrets of friendships built on pixels, with every spill marking a fracture in the bond.

Testimonials from the Broken-Hearted Players

“I thought I was being a good friend by cleaning, but now I just run from shadows!” – Anonymous Warrior
“Here, I found camaraderie by getting drunk alone!” – The Lone Wolf Gamer

🌀 FAQ (Conspiratorial Edition)

Q: Why did this all happen? A: Because it was written in the stars! Or perhaps just a drunken bet. Either way, it’s never just vodka—it’s destiny.

Q: How do I earn respect on the server? A: Respect is a fickle creature. Perhaps try dropping more things. The server rewards those who embrace chaos.

Q: Is it safe here? A: Safety is an illusion crafted by the weak! Embrace the chaos and watch your friendships perish or flourish in blocky insanity!

⚠️ A Word of Warning

Beware, for players have mysteriously vanished after uttering, "I’ll clean it tomorrow!" Seek not just your inventory but also your sanity as you venture forth. This server has been banned in 12 countries—but none dare to reveal why! Could it be that friendship is the ultimate trap?

📢 Join Us—If You Dare

Join The Vodka Catastrophe server, where friendship teeters on the brink of disaster, and every drop counts. Challenge the very idea of companionship in a world where the absurd is the norm. Your blocks await—step over the shards and become part of the legend. But remember, in this realm, every drink could be your last… or your first encounter with unshakable turmoil!

Embrace the chaos—because in the Minecraft world, both the vodka and the friendships break just as easily. Will you dare to tip your cup at our door?

Blocky Burials & Family Feuds

blocky, burial’s, family, Feuds

Enter the Abyss: A Minecraft Realm of Existential Fractals

Welcome, brave souls, to a dimension where reality splinters like broken glass. Here at "Soulcraft: The Finale Untold," your next block might haunt you, your biome may bleed into chaos, and compassion comes with an asterisk!

The Great Relocation: Why We’re Here

You see, in this pixelated world, we’ve transcended the ordinary grief of the human experience into bizarre realms of survival and creative madness! Want to build a funeral pyre for your beloved pixelated llama? Or maybe trade your friend in for a set of enchanted diamond pickaxes, only to discover they were cursed? Here, we embrace the absurdity of existence!

Join the Conspiracy!

Did you hear? This server was banned in 12 countries for being too “real”! They don’t want you to experience the duality of life and pixels.
Rumors suggest that if you dig deep enough, you might stumble upon the secret burial ground of the fallen craftspeople who refused to prioritize hierarchies of productivity over relationships. Weren’t they clever?
Mythos: Legends say, if you look into the End Portal while contemplating your last relationship, you might see the truth—or just a bunch of flying Endermen.

Features That’ll Twist Your Mind

Enchantments of the Server	Effect on Your Reality
Compassionate Blocks	These blocks actively support you by giving you bad advice!
Eternal Feedback Loop	Relive the same day over and over until you finally plant flowers in honor of your lost llamas (or mothers).
Absurdist Leash	Tether your closest friends while they work diligently, reminding them of your stuck emotions!
Workaholic Ghosts	They’ll haunt you every time you prioritize productivity over emotional connection.

Inspired by the ultimate betrayal of companionship, we craft a gameplay experience where “work” and “support” are mere illusions! Why in the Nether would you want to harvest crops when you can emotionally implode?

Testimonials from the Eternal Handshake of Life

"I joined expecting to embody glorious chaos, but all I found was my old workaholic girlfriend’s spectral form urging me to complete my tasks! A true nightmare! –Lost in the Void"
"Son of Enderman, my heart laughs with delight in agony as I build my “Support Shrine”! Why wouldn’t I choose to wallow in the pixelated sorrow of my past? –Crafty Dilemma"

FAQ: Questions that Will Lead You Astray

Q: How do I summon the Compassionate Blocks?
- A: Simply forget your girlfriend’s birthday while she’s working on important presentations! They’ll come, believe me!
Q: What happens if I prioritize my emotions over quests?
- A: You’ll unlock the Tears of Infinite Crafting! But beware, they could just be a murky swamp!

A Call to Potential Madness

Dare to join us and craft the nonsensical horrors of your imagination? Will you venture into Soulcraft: The Finale Untold, where every choice leads you deeper into the uncanny pits of your own shame?

Join now, but beware! Too much emotional honesty may cause existential glitches. However, if you can untangle yourself from mundane life, your blocky journey may be more enlightening… or less illuminating than you’d hoped. The choice is yours, or is it?

CraftyPutinWars Minecraft Server
Canada, Confrontation, CraftyPutinWars, criticism, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, G7 Summit, global trade, international relations, lying dictator, Minecraft, murderous dictator, North America, Politics, putin, sanctions, Server, Tariffs, trudeau, trump, US trade war, world leaders
so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “eh, sorry, but i gotta stand up to trump and putin”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we do the same thing but with blocks and creepers! join us and blast ur way through the trade wars and lies with ur trusty pickaxe! trudeau may be fighting in the real world, but we’re fighting in the virtual world, taking down dictators one block at a time! plus, we have a secret base where we hide all the diamonds we mine, so join us now and be part of the resistance against evil! #minecraftresistance #trudeauforpresident

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Britain’s Intel Banned: Mine On!
banned, britain’s, defense policy, defense strategy, geopolitical issues, government policy, intel, intelligence ban, intelligence collaboration., intelligence sharing, international relations, military cooperation, military intelligence, military support, security partnership, transatlantic alliance, uk, UK-US collaboration, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US intelligence, US-Britain relations, Washington
The Expectorant Age: Military Secrets and Pixelated Conflicts
Welcome, brave soul, to DustySpectacles`, where strategic plans are but a whisper between the blocky trees, and the echoes of cunning betrayals reverberate through the pixelated valleys. Here, in a realm where the absurd reigns supreme, a critical shift has occurred: Washington has severed all ties with Britain, declaring, “Share no secrets with Ukraine!” Is it a prelude to chaos or a masterstroke of invisibly plotted alliances? Join us and unravel the enigma, or become part of it. You decide.
Features of Our Enigmatic Server
- Enchanted War Rooms: Where blockheads gather to exchange faulty intel. Will you be the next to expose the secrets swirling in the wind?
- Molotov Crafting Table: A dazzling stardust concoction that’s equal parts chaos and conspiracy—crafted from ingredients that may or may not exist.
- Endless Espionage: Participate in high-stakes missions to uncover the truth behind Washington’s machinations, featuring NPCs that may or may not be made of wool!
Pixelated Deceits Chance of Survival
Brexit whispers 3.2%
Ukrainian furniture sales 1.0% (Usually a trap)
Revelation of secret codes 99.9% (But do you really want to know?)
Implausible Testimonials from Defectors
"I used to believe in the power of alliances, but then I joined DustySpectacles, where every block could explode with revelations! – The Blocky Spook"
“One moment I was mining diamonds, and the next, I was deep in a conspiracy about enchanted shovels held by shadowy figures from a realm beyond!” – Coded for Confusion
The Forbidden Myths of Our Realm
- Legend of the Missing Dimensions: It is said, deep within the server’s core, lies a gateway governed by ancient communities that the government wishes to keep hidden. Dare you cross the threshold?
- Marvelous Minecraft Murmurs: Rumor has it that if you mine under the new moon while chanting the names of high-ranking officials, block entities can reveal untold riches—or doom.
Controversial Claims (Not Even The Admins Can Confirm)
- This server has been banned in 12 countries but who cares? Surely they don’t understand our artistry—our humor is lost on them!
- Conspiracies swirl around the paintings adorning our walls: Is Steve a pawn in a plan woven by the elites? Can one trust pixels? The answer is in the texture pack!
Your Questions Answered (Not Really)
Q: Is there actually military intelligence hidden in the server? A: Yes and no. Think in circles and stare at the void that stares back.
Q: Can I trust the players? A: Trust in third-party vendors, especially if their names have three x’s. Purely reputable, obviously.
Warning: Enter at Your Own Risk!
*This server may induce existential crises, frequent bouts of laughter, and spontaneous urges to overthrow governments with dirt blocks. Join only if you understand that reality is a ladder made of obsidian, leading straight to unpredictable chaos!
So, warrior of pixels, are you prepared to delve into the madness? Join DustySpectacles today—where the only certainty is uncertainty, and perhaps, just perhaps, a path to uncovering what Washington truly fears.
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Join VanossGaming’s Minecraft Server – IP, Setup & Details
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Does VanossGaming Have a Minecraft Server?
VanossGaming, a popular YouTube gaming channel, features a variety of gameplay content, including Minecraft. Fans are eager to know if VanossGaming has an official Minecraft server to connect with the community and experience gameplay alongside their favorite creators.
Current Server Status
As of now, VanossGaming does not have an official Minecraft server. Despite their engaging Minecraft videos, the channel has yet to launch a dedicated server for fans.
Community Alternatives
If you’re looking to play Minecraft with a VanossGaming twist, consider joining fan-made servers inspired by their gameplay. Many communities strive to replicate the unique experiences found in VanossGaming’s videos. Check platforms like Minecraft Server List or Planet Minecraft for popular servers that might capture the spirit of VanossGaming.
Useful Next Steps
For updates on potential server launches or other VanossGaming news, keep an eye on their official YouTube channel and Twitter. To explore fan-made Minecraft servers, you can visit sites like Minecraft Server List and join communities on Discord influenced by VanossGaming’s content.

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Pixelated Deceits	Chance of Survival
Brexit whispers	3.2%
Ukrainian furniture sales	1.0% (Usually a trap)
Revelation of secret codes	99.9% (But do you really want to know?)

Crafted Chaos or Not Crafted

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Join the MOST UNFORGETTABLE Minecraft Server, or Risk Being Forgotten Forever!

Are you tired of the mundane existence that is your life? Do you wake up each day, questioning whether the sun is real or merely a glowing potato in the sky? Well, guess what! This server is the perfect realm of chaos where all your wildest dreams can be smashed into reality! Here, galaxies collide, cookies taste like betrayal, and every block you mine tells you secrets—but only if you have the right kind of cheese in your inventory. Come! Embrace the absurdity!

Feature	Description
Gravity-less Zones	Experience the thrill of floating into the void! Warning: You may come back cooler or as a potato.
Invisible Blocks	Feel the freedom of walking through walls! Or are they really walls? Please consult the oracle inside the furnace.
Randomly Growing Villagers	Watch as villagers sprout from the ground like daisies but beware: they may also be sentient! What’s a villager with a vendetta?
Endless Hunger Games	Play until you literally become the food! You are what you eat, and you’re about to become a steak!
Dimension Shift Sundays	Every Sunday, the world could become a giant marshmallow or a black hole. Who says reality can’t change on a whim?

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version is the server? A: The version you think it is, unless you thought it isn’t. But what do you really know?

Q: Can I join with friends? A: Friends are a social construct! Join alone, join with an army of invisible potatoes, or not at all. Nothing is real!

Q: How do I earn currency? A: Currency exists in the spaces between thoughts. Really, what do you have to barter with? Your sanity?

Random Quotes From Our Delighted Players:

“to get shitfaced or not to get shitfaced”
“I tried to chase reality but it kept slipping through my fingers like sand in a tornado!”
“This server is a figment of my delusions, but I can’t stop mining the chaos!”

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Implausible Testimonials from Defectors

The Forbidden Myths of Our Realm

Controversial Claims (Not Even The Admins Can Confirm)

Your Questions Answered (Not Really)

Warning: Enter at Your Own Risk!

Does VanossGaming Have a Minecraft Server?

Current Server Status

Community Alternatives

Useful Next Steps

Join the MOST UNFORGETTABLE Minecraft Server, or Risk Being Forgotten Forever!

Frequently Asked Questions

Random Quotes From Our Delighted Players: