Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild porno scene that will leave you scarred for life (in a good way, of course)! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences that will have you questioning your sanity and your internet search history. From explosive creeper encounters to scandalous pig races, our server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat (or your bed, we don’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare to have your Minecraft world rocked like never before!
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PixelPeek-a-BooCraft
adult film, awful line, crass, cringeworthy, dialogue, Disgusting, Disturbing, explicit, explicit content, inappropriate, Memory, offensive, PixelPeekaBooCraft, Porno, pornographic, Quote, Seared, Shocking.., taboo, unforgettable, x rated
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BankAccountCraft Minecraft Server
aita, Apology, bank account, BankAccountCraft, corporate contracts, crass, depression, family, family function, finances, gossip, gossips, Minecraft, new car, PAJAMAS, paralegal, savings, Server, state contracts, Suits, unemployed, wealth, work from home
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and shut down gossiping relatives? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your pixelated riches and prove to your family that working from home doesn’t mean you’re not making bank. Build your dream mansion, drive virtual luxury cars, and make it rain diamonds on all those haters. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the blocky world? Join now and let’s show them who’s boss!
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TrashCraft
Brash, Cheap, classless, crass, Flashy, garish, gaudy, inappropriate, loud, low-class, ostentatious, over the top, showy, SLEAZY, tacky, Tasteless, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Unrefined, unsophisticated, Vulgar
Join our Minecraft server if you want to be surrounded by the most trashy and hilarious players in the blocky universe! We’ve got players who build giant toilets as their houses, ride pigs dressed as Elvis Presley, and have dance parties with creepers.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trash King, who once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. He now roams the server, challenging players to ridiculous tasks like building a roller coaster made entirely of melons or finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive rainbow diamond.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and trashy as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!
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SassySMPQueen – The Minecraft SMP Meanie
Apology, Behavior, brother, CHANGE, cry, family, forgiveness, Friends, high school girlfriend, mean, meanie, Minecraft, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Rude, SassySMPQueen, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, steal, take advantage, Weed
Welcome to the most chaotic and dysfunctional Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of being a decent human being and want to embrace your inner jerk? Look no further, because on this server, we encourage you to be mean and rude to everyone you meet!Join us if you enjoy making people cry, stealing from your loved ones, and just generally being a terrible person. Our community thrives on drama and betrayal, so if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner dick, this is the server for you!
But don’t worry, we’re all in this together. We’ll support you in your quest to be the biggest jerk you can be, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn something about yourself along the way. So come on, join us and let’s spread chaos and mayhem in the world of Minecraft!
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WeddingDrama Minecraft Server
acceptance, blended family, children, Communication, Conflict, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, family, Grief, Loss, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Sadness, Server, stepmom, Support, Therapy, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDrama
Are you tired of family drama and awkward situations? Then join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the wedding planning and step-family drama. Build your dream world and forget about forced smiles and fake happiness.On our server, you can create a world where your mom is still with you and your dad isn’t marrying someone new. You can build a virtual paradise where you never have to deal with step-siblings or awkward family dynamics.
Join now and let your imagination run wild! Who needs a step-mom when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a world where you can be happy without all the drama. See you in the game, where family drama doesn’t exist!
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KidRageCraft
car journey, children, Communication, condescending, crying, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, family, KidRageCraft, Meal, Niece, OFFENDED, Parent, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling, spoiled, toddlers, walk
Are you tired of spending time with annoying toddlers who just won’t stop talking and crying? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only crying you’ll hear is from players who can’t handle the epic builds and intense battles!Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!
Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!
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F16sAndMissilesMC
aggression, Air Force, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, F-16s, F16sAndMissilesMC, fighter jets, international relations, Military, missile attack, missile defense, nato, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War, Zelensky
lol so like, ukraine was just minding their own business when russia was like “hey let’s launch a mass missile attack” and ukraine was like “nah fam, not today” so they whipped out their F-16s and were like pew pew pew! and zelensky was like “yeah we did that, we badass” so if u wanna be part of a server as epic as ukraine’s defense, join us now! we promise there will be no missile attacks, just good times and epic builds!
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JupitersAndStarsCraft
Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic objects, Exoplanets, Formation, Images, JupitersAndStarsCraft, planetary formation, Planetary Systems, Planets, scientific discovery, six Jupiter-sized worlds, space exploration, space imaging, space technology, Stars, stellar evolution, Universe, Webb Telescopeso like, we got this epic server that’s out of this world, literally. we got six freakin’ Jupiter-sized worlds for you to explore, all thanks to the Webb telescope. and get this, you can actually see how planets and stars form right before your eyes. it’s like watching a cosmic soap opera, but better. join us and witness the birth of a new universe, or something like that. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get spacey together!
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Enival: Not Just Another Boring Vanilla Server, Embrace the Trust-based Madness! Join Us Now!
Boring, Calendars, Community, Discord, Embrace, Enhancing, Enival, Enjoyable, Experience, Fresh, Friendly, Griefers, Join, like-minded, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Players, Safe, Semivanilla, September, Server, smp, Survival, Trustbased, VanillaEnival Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Server Type Semi-vanilla, trust-based survival Whitelist Players need to apply to join for safety and community trust Launch Date Between September 13-15 Discord Join the Discord FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
What is Enival?
Enival is a community-focused Minecraft server that aims to provide an enjoyable, trust-filled survival experience for players.
Why Join Us Now?
Joining the Discord server now allows you to be part of the community before the Minecraft server goes live. It’s a chance to connect with like-minded players and be involved from the beginning.
What to Expect
- Whitelist system for safety
- Quality of life mods for enhanced gameplay
- Launch date set for September 13-15
If you’re looking for a fresh Minecraft server experience with a welcoming community, Enival is the place for you. Join our Discord today and get ready for launch day!
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BumpCraft Minecraft Server
A Very Meru Christmas, BEP, Blender models, BumpCraft, ClumsyDrawfag, creature quests, Dates.., Emulator, FANART, fanfiction, greentexts, Hogwarts Mystery, HPHM Visual Novel, Love5tar, Minecraft, modding, OpenMystery, PC Port, Pokemeru mod, quidditch, Reverse Engineering, Server, UnityAre you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the magic of Hgwarts Mstery in a whole new way? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken the mobile mechanics and thrown them out the window like a bad potion!
Our server, known as OpenMystery, is like a magical emulator that lets you play all the main quests, TLSQs, SQs, quidditch, creature quests, and even go on dates with your favorite characters. And the best part? We update the game whenever the base game updates, so you’ll always have new content to explore!
But that’s not all – we’ve got fanart, fanfiction, and even Blender models for you to enjoy. Plus, if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our related games like “A Very Meru Christmas” or the Pokemeru mod (download pokeabby in f95) – it’s like catching Pokemon, but with a magical twist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the magic of Hgwarts Mstery take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask our boys, Bep and Love5tar, they’ll tell you it’s the best decision you’ll ever make!
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FrancoPastaCraft SMP
Blending, collaboration, Communication, compromise, Connection, culture, Diversity, Franco, FrancoPastaCraft, Fusion, Harmony, Italian, love, MERGE, Partnership, reconciliation, relationship, romance, smp, Thread, Understanding, Unity
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old dirt huts and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Creeper Alliance as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the fearless Chickens, who have mastered the art of egg-splosions? Or will you align yourself with the sneaky Creepers, who can explode at a moment’s notice?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he hoards all the rarest treasures in the server, so if you dare to challenge him, be prepared for a wild ride!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
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SisBlockNoContact
aita, aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Decision making, difficult choices, emotional impact, family, LGBTQ, parenting, relationships, SisBlockNoContact, sister, Support, surrogate, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding, VALUES
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.Explore the world with your fellow players and build amazing structures together, just like how this player built a family with the help of their sister as a surrogate. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming?
But beware, not everyone in this server is as accepting as our players. Watch out for those who may not support your decisions, just like the player’s conservative sister who had a change of heart.
Join us now for a chance to navigate through family dynamics, make tough decisions, and ultimately create a bond stronger than diamond armor. Who needs drama TV shows when you have our Minecraft server?
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SoberCraft SMP: Adulting Without Shots
adult friendships, adult social life, adult social skills, adulting, alcohol-free friendships, building relationships, community involvement, finding friends, friendship advice, friendship challenges, Friendship tips, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, making friends as a non-drinker, networking, non-drinking, shots, smp, sober living, sober socializing, SoberCraft, social activities, socializing, socializing without drinkingAre you tired of trying to make friends in the real world but everyone just wants to go out and get wasted? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why waste time at a bar when you can join our server and bond over building epic structures and slaying virtual dragons?Forget awkward small talk and forced social interactions, on our server, all you need to do to make friends is show off your redstone skills or share your secret diamond mining techniques. Plus, who needs alcohol when you can get a natural high from defeating the Ender Dragon with your new squad?
Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the sheer joy of building a giant statue of yourself out of blocks.