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SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	3498

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish sentiment, anti-semitism, antisemitism, discrimination, ethnic tensions, Hate Speech, Jewish community, Jewish conspiracy, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Minecraft, OrthodoxCraft, putin, religious conflict, Religious division, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, religious tensions, Reviving antisemitic trope, russia, Russian Orthodox Church, Server, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Farms Harvested:	876
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Animals Bred:	188
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Crops Grown:	9095	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!