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SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2407
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Love Letters Sent:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	541
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ores Mined:	7943	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	772	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!