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LettuceCraft: LizTrussGoneWild

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

lolz join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lettuce farm like liz truss but without crashing the economy 😂 our lettuce banners are LIT and will make u leave the stage in style 🥬 join now for the most epic lettuce adventures and crazy stories u won’t believe! 🤪 #lettucefarmgoals #economycrashers #minecraftmadness 🌱🎮

DyeCraft Minecraft Server

colorful hair, Communication, cute, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disagreement, Drugs, DyeCraft, dyed hair, Expression, family, Future, grandmother, hair dye, joy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, safe dye, semi permanent, Server, tattoos

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	279	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage colorful expressions like dyeing your hair blue and pink! Just like this mom dyed her daughter’s hair, you can dye your sheep, your house, heck even your diamond armor if you want!

Join us and unleash your creativity in ways that will make your grandma cry (in a good way)! Who needs boring old natural hair colors when you can have a rainbow on your head? And don’t worry, our server is free of judgmental grandmas and full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you embrace your inner unicorn.

So come on in and let your hair down (literally, dye it all the colors of the rainbow)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend that will have all the mobs in Minecraft rocking blue and pink hair too. Let’s make this server the most colorful and fabulous place in the Minecraft universe!

NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	67	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mines Excavated:	3463	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	2265
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Krotje Hardcore MC

BROKE, Economy, Hangout, Hardcore, Kortterdikrotterdikrot, Krotje, mc, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Shack, shacks, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

We are broke. and we want you to hang out with us. will you shack with us? Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. Kortterdikrotterdikrot. shacks.

play.krotje.com

Eva’s Minecraft Server: Anime Edition

animation, Anime, Characters, classic, culture, Edition, Eva, EVAs, iconic, Impact, influenced, japanese, Mecha, mid 00s, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, Psychological, Recommendations, Sci Fi, series, Server, Storyline, Themes, watch

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Animals Bred:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you can solve the riddle of the talking llama, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to watch out for the killer bunnies…they may look cute, but they’ll eat your face off if you’re not careful!

And for some inspiration on how to navigate our crazy world, we recommend watching this hilarious Minecraft Let’s Play video: [insert link here] – it’s guaranteed to have you in stitches!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, boy band, Entertainment, Fandom, girl group, K-pop fans, K-pop industry, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music artists, music community, music fans, music genre, music trends, No. 66428648, Party, pop culture, popular music, Server, south korea

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of building the same boring structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate paradise for Kpop fans! Join us and build your very own Kpop concert stadium, complete with holographic performances by your favorite idols.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hang out with BTS and Blackpink members in between their world tours. Rumor has it that Jungkook is a master at crafting diamond swords!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads you to a magical land where all your Kpop dreams come true. Dance battles with EXO, karaoke nights with Twice, and even a chance to go on a virtual date with your bias!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Kpop madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild

accomplishment, acknowledgment, Audience, award, college, communication breakdown, creative writing, emotional response, family dynamics, Judges, mental conditions, MomAndSpecialBroGoneWild, Outburst, punishment, Resentment, seizures, short story contest, sibling rivalry, special needs, Support, Trophy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where your accomplishments are actually recognized!

Tired of being overshadowed by your brother with special needs? Join our server and become the true star of the show! No more cracked trophies or missed opportunities here – just pure, unadulterated praise for all your hard work.

On our server, you can build your own virtual trophies, read your creative writing masterpieces to an adoring audience, and bask in the glory of being the true winner. No more seizures ruining your big day – just endless possibilities and endless support from your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and finally get the recognition you deserve! Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual success and validation? Let’s build, create, and conquer together – because you are a winner in our world!