we got crazy physics where u can see how ur design affects pedestrian injury severity! will ur vehicle protect dem or send dem flying into the stratosphere?
join now for a wild ride and see if u can create the ultimate pedestrian-friendly vehicle or the ultimate pedestrian-launching machine! let the chaos begin!
Our server owner is a car repair guru by day and a YouTube sensation by night. He’s got stories for days, like the time his daughter took his sports car for a joy ride and ended up crashing it. But don’t worry, we promise not to let her near any virtual vehicles on our server.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as entertaining as a car repair shop reality show? Plus, we’ve got the best virtual mechanics around to help you fix up your pixelated rides.
Don’t be an AH and miss out on all the fun – join us today and let’s Minecraft and chill!
Forget about splitting payments for car damages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot you find on epic quests. And if you accidentally spill your virtual drink, there’s no need to argue about who’s responsible – just grab a virtual mop and clean it up!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be blocking is creeper explosions. Who needs Starbucks drama when you can have Minecraft madness?
So, get this, right? One time, this dude joined the server and found a freakin’ diamond block just chillin’ on the surface. And get this, when he mined it, a freakin’ dragon popped out and gave him three wishes! True story, bro!
And like, if you join this server, you’ll have the chance to ride a freakin’ llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens. They wear tiny little helmets and everything, it’s hilarious!
Plus, we got this secret underground base where we throw the wildest parties. Like, one time, we had a DJ booth made out of glowstone and a dance floor made out of obsidian. It was lit, fam!
So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience some seriously wacky adventures, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us and you’ll witness the legendary tale of the Indian in the Thumb. Legend has it that deep within the server, there is a mystical Indian warrior who guards a giant thumb made entirely of emerald blocks. Some say he’s there to protect it from griefers, while others believe he’s just really into thumbs. Either way, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and ignore the Indian in the thumb for a wild ride you’ll never forget!
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But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature called the “Attachment Meter” where you can track how attached people are getting to you before you inevitably disappear. It’s like a game within a game!
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can make fleeting friendships and then disappear into the virtual abyss, look no further. Join us now and experience the thrill of being the ultimate social butterfly… for a limited time only!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant creepers, secret treasure hunts in haunted mansions, and a never-ending supply of cake (seriously, we have a cake factory run by llamas).
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Dance King?
So if you’re ready to embark on a journey full of laughter, danger, and questionable llama fashion choices, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism…those aliens can be sneaky.
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.
2. We have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit while fighting. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Catch it if you can, but be warned, it’s faster than a speeding minecart.
4. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Look no further than Horie Ao! Our server is home to a magical stable where players can tame and ride their very own unicorn. Just watch out for the rainbow poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join Horie Ao today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking llama who challenges you to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond block. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for a week. Sound like fun? That’s just the beginning!
Our server is home to the legendary Symphogears and Nanoha projects, where players can battle it out in epic showdowns using magical girl powers and giant mechs. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
Imagine a world where you can build a giant wall around your base to keep out all the haters, where you can ride around on a MAGA-themed roller coaster, and where you can even have a pet orange cat named Donald Meow!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Trumpkin mob, who will fight by your side in battles against the evil Antifa army. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret bunker hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of gold-plated diamonds!
So why wait? Join our Trump-tastic Minecraft SMP today and show the world that being a Trump supporter is anything but unwanted! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain!
Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual paradise without any ancient religious texts telling you what to do. Explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.
Forget about old testament nonsense, on our server the only commandment is to have fun! So come on over and see why our Minecraft community is the most absurdly entertaining place to be. Who needs ancient tribes when you can have pixelated llamas as your new overlords?
Join us and experience the thrill of forming pederastic relationships with your fellow players, just like in the pre-Meiji period. The older partner, or nenja, can be a seasoned player while the younger partner, the chigo, can be a newbie looking for guidance. And don’t worry, the relationship will dissolve once the chigo reaches adulthood or leaves the server – we keep it honorable here!
But wait, there’s more! In our server, you can also experience the warrior class tradition of same-sex love. Train in the martial arts with a more experienced player and form a bond that transcends age categories. The nenja loves, the chigo is loved – it’s a dynamic duo that will have you feeling like a true samurai.
And as Japan progressed into the Meiji era, our server continues to embrace same-sex practices. But beware, there may be some animosity towards these practices as you navigate through the server. Will you stand strong against opposition or succumb to the pressures of Westernization efforts?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embark on a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you may just find yourself in a nanshoku relationship that will stand the test of time – or at least until the next server reset!