Our server is so crazy that even Ukrainian lawmakers are getting in on the action, criticizing the lack of coordination between military units and causing chaos in the skies. Who needs to worry about crashing when you can join us for a crash course in insanity?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day of gaming with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
we have epic quests where you can battle giant ender dragons and save the virtual world from financial ruin. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those plummeting stock prices.
so come join us and let’s minecraft our way to financial stability and virtual glory! who needs the real world when you can have all the fun in our server? let’s craft our way to the moon, baby! 🚀💎🐉
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a diamond mine. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim your riches?
And don’t even get us started on the economy. With Bitcoin predicted to hit 100K and ETH soaring to 10K, who knows what kind of crazy trading shenanigans will go down on this server. Will you be a crypto millionaire before the crash hits in 2025? Only time will tell.
So come on, join us if you dare. Just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life.
| Type | Semi-Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Greylisting | Yes |
| Key Features | Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, etc. |
| Server IP | Polycraft.mcserver.us |
A: Greylisting is a method of controlling server access based on approval. Players need to fill out an application to be greylisted before they can join the server.
A: Some of the key features include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, etc.
A: You can apply to join by filling out a quick application form at https://forms.gle/JgoSpLYaKwYk9Yah8
A: You can chat with other players via Discord at https://discord.gg/QVJkSc6R9W
this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!
join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!
and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!
WE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN HEROBRIAN’S SECRET STASH AND MORE REDSTONE THAN A REDSTONE ENGINEER’S DREAM!
OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE SKILLED THAN A SPEEDRUNNER ON A SUGAR RUSH AND OUR BUILDERS CAN CREATE A CASTLE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “ENDER DRAGON”!
JOIN US FOR EPIC PVP BATTLES, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER IN A CAT CAFE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT EMPIRE TOGETHER! #CREEPERLIFE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTMADNESS
One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!