crash test dummies – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

GuardianGriefers Minecraft Server
Adulthood, Agreement, anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conversation, Dire situation, emotional, Friend, guardian, GuardianGriefers, House, ignoring, INSULTED, legal advice., legal issues, Locks, Minecraft, MINOR, MONEY, Rent, Server, Support
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates changing the locks on you. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on crafting and building without any legal issues getting in your way.
Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of handling delicate situations with care and precision. No emotional outbursts here, just pure dedication to creating the perfect blocky paradise. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers instead?

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SibFree Bday Bash Server
Bash, BDay, birthday invitations, birthday party guests, birthday party planning, birthday party rules, children’s birthday party, extra siblings, family members, kids birthday party, party attendance, party etiquette, party guests, party invitations, party planning, party rules, rude behavior, Server, SibFree, sibling policy, twin boys
Are you tired of random kids crashing your Minecraft party like unwanted siblings? Join our server where we have a strict “No extra siblings” policy! Just like this parent who had to deal with unexpected guests at their kids’ birthday party, we understand the struggle of uninvited guests showing up unannounced.
Imagine logging into our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find a bunch of random players bringing their whole family along for the ride. No thanks! That’s why we have a special message on our server that says “Please no extra siblings.” We want to keep the party exclusive to your friends, not your friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog.
So if you’re tired of dealing with unexpected guests in your Minecraft world, join our server where we keep the party small and the fun big! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure guarded by a horde of unwanted siblings. Just kidding…or are we? Join now and find out!

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DinoLover420 Minecraft SMP
Curiosity, curiosity about dinosaurs, deep questions, DinoLover420, extinct animals, FANTASY, favorite dinosaur, favorite things, fun questions, Intimacy, Minecraft, Paleontology, Personal preferences, prehistoric creatures, questions, real questions, relationships, sex, sexual preferences, Sexuality, smp, survey, thought-provoking questions
Are you tired of boring old servers where all they talk about is sex? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the REAL questions. Like, what’s your favorite dinosaur? That’s right, forget about dirty talk, we’re all about prehistoric creatures here. Join us for a Jurassic adventure like no other, where T-Rexes roam free and Velociraptors are your new best friends. Who needs romance when you have a pack of friendly dinosaurs by your side? So come on, join our server and let’s talk about the important stuff – like which dino would win in a fight, a Triceratops or a Stegosaurus? The possibilities are endless on our dino-tastic server!

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MineLink: Upgrade Your Brain!
Artificial Intelligence, Benefits, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, Communication, elon musk, ethical considerations, Future Tech, human evolution, innovation, medical advancements, mental health, minelink, neural implants, Neuralink, neurological disorders, neurotechnology, scientific research, Technology, Upgrade
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with the latest technology straight from the future – Neuralink! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing benefits of having a direct connection to your Minecraft character’s brain.
Imagine being able to build a castle just by thinking about it, or defeating mobs with the power of your mind. With Neuralink, the possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him while exploring the virtual world.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old reality when you can live in a world where your thoughts become reality? Welcome to the future of gaming!

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CraftyCreeper20bilSales
$20 billion, aircraft sales, arms deals, arms trade, Biden administration, Biden foreign policy, CraftyCreeper20bilSales, defense industry, foreign policy, Hamas, Hamas-Israel conflict, international relations, Israel, Israel defense, Middle East conflict, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, talks, US-Israel relations, weapons sales
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land!

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Murk MMO: The Server with More Brackets Than a Math Book! Join Now for Chaos and Laughter!

admins, Book, Brackets, Chaos, Custom Enchants, enchanting table, Factions, Farms, Join, Laughter, leader boards, Math, MATURE MODERATORS, mmo, Mob Arena, Murk, old school, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, RPG, RPG-like, Server, Skill System, Skills, Survival, team-up, villagers

MurkPvP Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
Bedrock IP	103.152.196.66
Bedrock Port	19132

Overview: MurkPvP is a Minecraft server with an old school factions feel, focused progression, and no pay-to-win items. The server features custom enchants, stacked and upgraded spawners, player-based auctions and economy, combat pets to collect, proximity voice chat, and a growing player base.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Copy the server IP “murkpvp.sparked.network” to your Minecraft client.
Is there a Bedrock version of the server?	Yes, the Bedrock IP is “103.152.196.66” and the port is “19132”.
Are there pay-to-win items on the server?	No, there are no crazy pay-to-win items. The server has an enabled economy, but nothing overpowered is available in the shop.
How can I suggest improvements or report issues?	You can contact the server admin on Discord at discord.gg/KBk4583a.
What plugins are available on the server?	Some of the plugins include MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets for additional features and gameplay options.

FruitCraft Server
adaptation, Anime, bittersweet, Character development, emotional, family drama, fan favorite, friendship, fruitcraft, fruits basket, Heartwarming, high school, Japanese culture, Love Triangle, Manga, Nostalgia, romance, Server, Shoujo, slice of life, Supernatural, zodiac animals
Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate copout adventure! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions, just like that show you couldn’t help but love. We’ve got crazy twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us for a wild ride that will make you say, “What a copout, but I love it!”

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AIWaifuDestroyer Minecraft SMP
advance AI, AIWaifuDestroyer, Artificial Intelligence, Decrease, destroy, Development, digital companions, empowerment, feminism, Future, gender equality, hook-up culture, innovation, Minecraft, overinflated value, relationships, smp, societal norms, society, Technology, waifus, Women
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to advance the development of AI waifus to destroy the overinflated “value” of women and decrease hook-up culture! Why join us, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can have a virtual girlfriend who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up or spending too much time gaming. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that is dedicated to creating the ultimate waifu army to take over the world! So come join us and let’s revolutionize the dating game one block at a time!

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Gluten-FreeCraft Minecraft Server
accommodations, Apple Pie, baking, celiac disease, Communication, Conflict, consideration, dessert, dietary restrictions, dinner party, Effort, Etiquette, expensive, Friends, gluten, GlutenFreeCraft, ingredients, lactose, Minecraft, misunderstanding, sensitivity, Server, special diet
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a gluten-free apple pie at a dinner party? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question why you didn’t bring lactose-free drinks instead.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that rivals a celiac’s reaction to a regular apple pie. Who needs special accommodations when you can dive headfirst into chaos on our server?
So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!

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SnackAttackCraft
Active, curvy, dance team, DAUGHTER, eating habits, family dinner, Fitbit, FITNESS, genetic component, health, hyper mobile, knee problems, nutrition, obese, parenting, size 8, size medium, SnackAttackCraft, SNACKS, sprain, weight
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all shapes and sizes, just like our blocks! Join us if you want to build a world where body positivity reigns supreme and where nobody gets judged for their size.
On our server, we believe in letting players eat whatever they want, just like the 15F daughter of one of our players who is always on the move with her dance team. She eats like a queen and dances like a pro, all while rocking her size medium clothes.
Forget about diets and restrictions, on our server, you can snack, eat, and build to your heart’s content without anyone telling you to slim down. So come join us and let’s create a world where everyone is accepted, no matter their size or shape!

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