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AquaMamaCraft: Women’s Water Woes

AquaMamaCraft, climate change, community health, economic implications, empowerment, environmental burden, gender inequality, Gender Roles, global impact, mental distress, physical strain, Resource Management, rural households, social justice, Sustainable development, time commitments, Water, water collection, water scarcity, well-being, woes, women’s welfare, Womens, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy world where climate change is making water collection even harder for women! But don’t worry, we got a solution – join our server and help these virtual women collect water in a fun and exciting way!

Imagine running around in Minecraft, trying to collect water while dodging crazy obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time.

Plus, did we mention that every time you collect water, you’ll level up and unlock new powers? That’s right, you’ll be a water-collecting superhero in no time!

So come on, join our server and help these virtual women out. Who knows, you might even save the world from climate change while you’re at it. Or at least have a good time trying!

Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Secret Passages Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8903
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Void Gems Collected:	38
Players Killed by Monsters:	5412	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9076
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	184619	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2022	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

browser, Censorship, cyber threats, data collection, deplatforming, digital rights, Firefox, FirefoxCraft, internet, Internet freedom, Marxists, Minecraft, Mozilla, online censorship, online privacy, online security, online surveillance, privacy invasion, Server, Spyware, Surveillance, tech companies, Tracking

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!