crapping on Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TizzyTorrenterMC SMP

Airport, chrono trigger animated short, Commitment, crapping on, ginga tetsudo, Hotel, interesting series, long tail tags, love, network broadcasting, on the go, pilot promo, rare short film, roadtrip, series, smp, Storage, streaming, TizzyTorrenterMC, torrenting, video quality, Yatterman

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of torrenting in Minecraft – that’s right, we embrace the rebel spirit here! Streamers are welcome too, as long as they can handle the wild ride we have in store for them.

Imagine watching rare short films or pilot promos while building your dream base, or catching up on old series with questionable video quality while battling mobs. It’s a whole new level of entertainment that you won’t find anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs network broadcasting when you have us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy adventure at a time!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	606	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4505
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9995	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	173004	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9507	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	1896
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!