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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	176
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Towns Built:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the President is crapping his pants in court over it! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even the most powerful man in the world can’t handle it.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself trying to escape the madness of our server!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DissidiaCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

mc.dissidiacraft.com

MagmaCraft

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Crops Grown:	2209	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ores Mined:	2472
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Runes Activated:	2

Hello! 🙂 If you’re looking for a quality Minecraft server with a close-knit and friendly community, our server is right for you. Our team has many years of experience and is always ready to provide you with 24/7 support. We offer many unique and customized plugins such as business plugin, points system, MagmaWars and many other interesting features. For more information and entertainment, feel free to visit us. We are expecting you! Enjoy the game!

play.magmacraft.eu

McBlocks – Creative

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9965
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7027
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Creative server. Start in a guest area where you build something to get promoted to ‘builder’ after that you can build freely in one of our maps.

Rules No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Administrators: moss_crow, chrisbs, Vokan, woder22, dk221

C.McBlocks.net

Public Bliss SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Heard off the Bliss SMP? want to join it? Well now YOU can by joining this bliss smp clone that has rtp npc kits and more its a fun no lag server and the best part its brand new. yes brand new noone has got stuff unlike other servers so u can join

JavaBlissSMP.aternos.me:55576

Mikecraft Build Server BUILDERS WANTED!!!

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Star Shards Collected:	104	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Mikecraft is a small town server on 1.20 It contains many cities and towns. We have a small but growing community with events and lots of fun! We have a dynmap for players to view the world. The server is a hybrid of creative and survival with several cities under construction. The server is also Bedrock Compatible.We are currently looking for builders.

Java Server IP: mikecraft.chickenkiller.comBedrock Server IP: 32.221.86.166 | Bedrock Port: 25565Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.20.1

Dynmap: http://mikecraft.chickenkiller.com:25566/?

Discord: https://discord.gg/XQFm7uzaUe.

mikecraft.chickenkiller.com

Asteria (A Dungeons And Dragons Roleplay

Hardcore Pvp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mines Excavated:	1136
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

ASTERIA ( A Dungeons And Dragons Pvp Survival)

KEEP IN MIND I AM NO WHERE NEAR FINISHED BUT IT HAS ENOUGHCONTENT TO HAVE FUN IN I HAVE THE SERVER OPEN TO FIND DEDICATED BUILDERS TO HELP FINISH THE PROJECT HOWEVER IM GONNA FINISH THIS MYSELF.

The Pillagers Have Opened A Portal to the 9 Hells Releasing Dungeon Cores all over the world.

At First Everything Seemed OKThen More Mobs Started showing up at night.Then the Sun Set for the Last TimeTrapping the world In the Infinite Darkness.

This Server is a Hardcore ,Pvp,Survival/ Dungeons And Dragons Roleplay.You the Player Creates the story

Plugins:Mythic MobsMMO ItemsMMO Inventory

Rules: 1. No Griefing If u See Build Leave it be.2. Be respectful3. Pg13 Roleplay please4. Stealing is ok this is roleplay.5. pvp is a must Just don’t bully.

BREAKING RULES IS A PERMA BAN

This Map Has Completely Customized Biomes With Secret Underground biomes For you to findAnd build in.

There will be Custom Events Based off Player Progression/Map Progression. So Wars Can Change The Map. (Admins Will Rebuild)

This Map Is a Team Based Challenge Where You don’t Want Other teams Getting the Dungeon Cores

Custom Item Counter: 187 (Dungeon Monsters Drop Custom Armor Sets And Weapons.)

Custom Mob Counter: 53

Dungeons: (You Have to Find the portal Locations For Each Dungeon)

They Are Hidden

-12 zones with a unique story to tell

-Savage Shores: 100%-The Grim Rainforest: 100%-WinterVale: 100%-The Crypt: 100%-Nephrem: 100%-Magic Academy: 100%

-UnderDark 25%-Desolate Dunes 15%-The Whispering Canyons 25%– The Citidel 15%– Haven 15%– The Nine Hells 0%

Avernus, Dis, Minauros, Phlegethos, Stygia, Malbolge, Maladomini, Cania, and Nessus.

A 9 layer dungeons and dragons massive hell dungeons

45.159.4.161:29200

NXTCRAFT

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Enchantments Applied:	75
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26

NXTCRAFT is a Survival Server. Afraid about greifers? Worry no more. On NXTCRAFT you can protect your chests, furnaces and doors. We have plugins that moderate every block each player places, and destroys. So if your house is griefed, we will know who exactly did it; and we will roll back that location.

PvP is only enabled at night so you can enjoy building in the day, and surviving in the night. You can join and create factions (they are like cities) and create a city with your friends!

We want everyone to have a great experience on NXTCRAFT, so if your having problems with something just ask someone on the server. We have lots of friendly members and staff, so don’t be afraid to ask. Mod not online? Leave a ticket, and we will get back to you as soon as we can!

NXTCRAFT Features: Chest and Door Protections Factions Spleef Capture the Flag Matches Friendly Staff and Members Economy System Multiple AntiCheat Plugins, so everyone will play legit!

mc.nxtcraft.com

MineMouse

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
New Chunks Explored:	958687	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	174	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Hey there! Welcome to MineMouse a server for you and all your friends to join! We offer Survival and Skyblock atm but more gamemodes are on their way! We already have an active community even tho we just released! We are also java and bedrock compatible!

minemouse.survival-zone.com:25612

ReignSMP – Need Staff – Brand New

Communitydriven, Creative, Creativeplots, Fun, Needstaff, new, Nolag, Nop2w, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Void Gems Collected:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to [Reign SMP] – Your Ultimate Minecraft 1.20.4 Friendly Survival Oasis!

Discord – discord.gg/QVWgB9BCf2

Embark on a captivating journey within our immersive multiplayer server crafted for the true Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in a great atmosphereincluding survival aswell as creative plots to express yourself! Earn yourself the builder rank after proving yourself.

Unlock Your Unique Style with Cosmetics: (non p2w, ingame currency!) Discover a world of self-expression with our expansive collection of customizable cosmetics! Stand out with vibrant skins, playful pets, and captivating particle effects/mounts.

Plots for Unleashing Creativity: Claim your parcel of the world and set your imagination free on designated plots! Construct grand castles, modern metropolises, or enchanting gardens – the choice is yours.

Marketplace & Player-rented shops: Experience the lively marketplace, where players can engage in the art of buying and selling a plethora of items, resources, and rare finds.

Auction House : Engage in exhilarating bidding wars at our Auction House! Secure exclusive items, powerful gear, and rare blocks by outplaying your fellow players.

Unlock Exclusive Benefits with free voting ranks/great paid ranks: Elevate your adventure by supporting the server and gaining access to exclusive perks with our donor ranks. From enhanced survival abilities to cosmetic privileges.

Join –Reign SMP– Today: Step into a new realm of Minecraft adventure on our 1.20.4 server. Join a warm community, forge new connections, and embark on an extraordinary journey. Ready to dive in? Your epic adventure begins now!

Connect at [reignsmp.apexmc.co] we won’t disappoint ! (edited)

198.244.177.73:25696

TownySMP [Earth Towny] [1.19.x] [Bedrock]

bedrock, crossplay, Jobs, MCMMO, Pve Economy, Rankups, smp, Towny

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!

Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!

Features:– Towny claim system with no-grief survival– Rank System with Custom Perks– Player-focused economy– Jobs & /sell to earn money– Voting Crates & Pinata– RPG Experience with McMMO– Dedicated server hardware

Dedicated Server Hardware:– AMD Ryzen 9 5950X– 128 GB RAM– 2×960GB NVMe SSD– 1Gbps bandwidth

IP: play.townysmp.comDiscord: discord.gg/TownySMPStore: shop.townysmp.com

play.townysmp.com