crapcom Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Game Minus: Where Minecraft Players Can’t Catch a Break!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of not being able to start a new game plus in other servers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you start a new game plus, but you can start a new game triple plus! That’s right, we’ve got all the true endings, uninstalling and reinstalling won’t be a problem, and you can even create a new character that’s even better than your previous one. Say goodbye to crapcom and hello to our server, where the only bankruptcy you’ll see is in the form of diamonds and emeralds. Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will make you say, “What a piece of cake!”

ComicPepeAndPalsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	8374	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real action happens! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Pepe and his pals have their own comic book series. That’s right, Pepe the frog is the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Ride your trusty llama steed into battle and prove your worth in the ultimate jousting tournament.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension full of dancing chickens. Rumor has it that the chickens hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in Pepe’s comic book series!

ChunkCraftLolz

Appearance, body image, bullying, ChunkCraftLolz, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Cyber Security, emotional intelligence, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, personal growth, relationships, reunion, self esteem, social interactions, University, weight

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world without any annoying cousins in sight! Our server is the perfect place for cyber nerds like you to show off your skills and make new friends who won’t judge you for your love of computer games.

Forget about family reunions and engagement rings, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pixelated castle. Plus, we have a strict no-shaming policy, so you can game in peace without anyone making snarky comments about your weight or gaming habits.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you should build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your cousin’s wedding planning.

WeirdFlexCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2107	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of weird flexes! Join us if you want to show off your collection of rare pink sheep or if you want to challenge other players to a dance-off in the virtual disco club we have set up. Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the lands looking for players to challenge to a game of hide and seek. So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wacky side of Minecraft, come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7835	Holy Grails Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

CraftyMaduro – 1,200 Arrests, 1,000 More!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more arrests than Maduro in Venezuela! we got 1,200 players locked up for building ugly houses and we’re coming for 1,000 more! join us for the thrill of running from the virtual cops while trying to survive in our crazy world. build, mine, and fight your way to the top…or get arrested trying! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

WildlifeTraffixCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we use trafficked wildlife for the most INSANE builds! we got pandas riding on llamas, tigers guarding our treasure chests, and even a parrot that can give you directions to hidden diamonds!

our players are so creative, they’ve built a whole jungle city using only endangered species as building materials. it’s like a real-life zoo, but way more fun and chaotic!

you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let’s make some WILD memories together!

StreamTeam Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops! Our players are so wild and crazy that the last time they all streamed together, they accidentally summoned a herd of dancing llamas that took over the entire server! Join us if you’re ready for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a llama dance party or two. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

WeirdoCraft SMP – >You’re weird

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Buildings Constructed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers did the Macarena. If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Disco Sheep. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockPartyDrama

apology dilemma, BlockPartyDrama, boundary setting, Communication Issues, cousin relationships, dog behavior, dog training, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, farm animals, farm chores, farm life, parenting challenges, pet control, pet etiquette, pet ownership, poultry problems, rural conflict, rural etiquette, rural living

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
New Chunks Explored:	10655	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any chicken-chasing dogs! Just like how I don’t tolerate my BIL’s dog chasing my precious poultry on the farm. Join us for some virtual fun and leave your chicken-chasing pets at home!

We have a strict no-dog-chasing policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual chickens will be safe and sound. Plus, we have virtual cousins who won’t bring their misbehaving pets along, so you can enjoy some drama-free gaming.

And if you ever need advice on whether or not to apologize for standing up for your chickens, just ask our friendly community of players. They’ll give you all the support and laughs you need to make the right decision.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only thing chasing chickens is your imagination!

WishCraftMC

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest wishes! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies? We got you covered.

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Fight off hordes of evil chickens, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps), and challenge other players to ridiculous mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing”.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who will guide you on your journey and maybe even teach you a thing or two about life, love, and the importance of a good pair of enchanted boots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest dreams come true (or at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it.