Crap – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pixel Dreamscape 1.20

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Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride through a crazy town where trolls are banned for life! You’ll be building like a pro in no time with our ComfyUI that even beginners can handle. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, try out the Forge version for some next-level fun!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators that will blow your mind. From Bing/Copilot to Civitai to Tensor, you’ll never run out of creative inspiration. And if you have any questions, our FAQ section has got you covered with all the info you need.

Join us on this server and experience a world like no other. From models to embeddings to characters, we’ve got it all. Plus, our related boards are full of additional resources to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure!

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CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

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Yagoo-sama, I regret!!!!!! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for insane shenanigans, wild adventures, and non-stop entertainment.

Imagine a world where even the lowest tier players are treated like royalty, where views and clout are everything. Our SMP is like the hololive of Minecraft, where you can become a virtual superstar and leave all the recent graduations behind.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the Minecraft world!

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CrapCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

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BrotherlyCraft: The Crap Confrontation

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be kicked out for no reason? Join our server and never worry about being asked to leave a virtual living room again! Our server is so massive, you can lay on a virtual couch without anyone bothering you. Plus, we have a special “annoying brother” protection policy in place, so you can game in peace. Join now and never question your thought process again!

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R.O.H. – Reign of Farts – No Crap Just Life-suck – Starting in 1 Week!

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Reign of Hearts Minecraft Server

Launch Date	8/10/2024
Key Features	Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain health by defeating enemies and players. Balanced PvP: Fair and competitive player vs. player combat. Community-Driven: Positive and friendly community. Minimal Plugins: Enhancements without overwhelming. Active Moderation: Dedicated team for a enjoyable environment.
How to Join	Mark Your Calendar: Grand opening next week. Follow Our Updates: Stay tuned for launch time. Spread the Word: Invite your friends to join.
Server IP	Will be posted in discord shortly before launch.
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: What is the launch date of the Reign of Hearts server?

A: The server is launching on 8/10/2024.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Stay tuned for updates on the launch time and join our Discord server to get the IP address before the launch.

Q: What are the key features of the server?

A: The key features include lifesteal mechanics, balanced PvP, community-driven environment, minimal plugins, and active moderation.

Q: Who is the server owner?

A: Gr4ybyte is the owner of Reign of Hearts Minecraft server.

BullshitCraft – Build your way out of the crap!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring history class? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the most epic, mind-blowing adventures you never knew you needed.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your loyal companions. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding chickens).

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Crafty Crap Shack

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Tired of cringe shonen anime? Join our Minecraft server where the only cringe you’ll experience is when you accidentally walk into a cactus! Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are too scared to explode. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll gain the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to cringey anime and hello to epic adventures!

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Crafty Crap Shack

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Are you tired of being surrounded by “fucking fatasses” in America? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be as thin as a European or Japanese person without even trying! Join us and watch the pounds melt away as you build, mine, and survive in our virtual world.

Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.

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BoomerBusters – Where Normies Fear the Command Line!

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Are you tired of being called a hacker just for using the command line? Join our Minecraft server and show off your tech skills in a safe and fun environment! Our server is so advanced, even normies and boomers will be impressed by your command line prowess. Plus, rumor has it that using the terminal in our server will make you look like a super cool hacker to all your friends. So come join us and leave those whispers of hacking behind – it’s all about building and mining in our world!

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Game Overload Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the excitement anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen in your life. Ever wanted to play a game where you have to race against a pack of angry llamas while riding a pig? We’ve got it! How about a game where you have to build a giant banana out of blocks before a horde of evil monkeys attack? Yep, we’ve got that too!

But that’s not all – we also have a special game mode where you have to navigate through a maze filled with explosive chickens that will blow up if you get too close. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try our ultimate challenge: surviving a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly creepers and zombie villagers.

So why wait? Join our server now for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be worth it for the laughs).

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Rejected $58k Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of $58k! Why waste your hard-earned cash when you can join our server for free and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity?

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $58k when you have all this insanity waiting for you?

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CraftyCreeper’sCuisine

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyCreepersCuisine, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural disrespect, Diversity, family dynamics, inclusion, indian culture, Interracial Relationships, microaggressions, racism, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, traditional food

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and cuisines! Unlike some people’s parents who can’t handle a little spice, we encourage you to bring your unique flavors to the table.

Join us for a taste of adventure as we explore the world of Minecraft together. Just like our friend from India who tried to introduce his girlfriend’s parents to some delicious chicken curry, we promise to always appreciate and respect the diversity of our players.

So, if you’re tired of bland, “normal” servers and want to spice things up with some international flair, come join us! We promise not to make any rude comments about your food choices or cultural background. Let’s build a community where everyone feels welcome, no matter where they’re from.

Don’t be an “simple American” like those parents, be a bold explorer of new tastes and experiences. See you in the game, where the only thing that stinks is the creeper explosions!

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BlockyBreakups

avoiding conflict, BlockyBreakups, constant arguing, denial of issues, different goals, disinterest, Emotional distance, growing apart, ignoring each other, incompatibility, Infidelity, lack of affection, lack of communication, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, lack of trust, relationship problems, Resentment, seeking outside validation

When they start arguing over whose Minecraft house is better on our server! Join us for a wild ride of relationship drama and epic building competitions. Who needs couples therapy when you can settle your differences with a diamond pickaxe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves love notes in your inventory. Don’t miss out on the chance to find your soulmate while mining for diamonds!

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KyivsMissileMadness

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so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, west better not let kyiv use dem missiles or we gonna have a throw down”? well, imagine if u could be part of dat action on dis crazy minecraft server! like, u can be on team putin or team west and battle it out in epic long-range missile fights!

join now and be part of the madness as we recreate the tension between russia and the west in a virtual world where anything is possible! plus, like, there’s also a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the chaos and plot ur next move.

so come on, join the server and show off ur missile skills in a battle that will go down in minecraft history! who will come out on top? only time will tell on dis insane server!

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Crafty Gun-Free Fun – Artsy Server

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Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with creativity? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got more arts education than a fancy schmancy private school, so you can unleash your inner Picasso while building epic structures in the game.

Not only that, but our server is like a virtual therapy session, helping you release all that pent-up stress from dealing with school violence, gun prevalence, and social isolation. Trust me, after spending some time on our server, you’ll feel like a whole new person.

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild! Who needs therapy when you’ve got Minecraft and a bunch of cool peeps to hang out with? Let’s build a world where art reigns supreme and school violence is just a distant memory. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

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What is the IP for ElasticDroid Minecraft Server?

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ElasticDroid is a software development company specializing in creating innovative mobile applications for Android devices. With a focus on usability and modern design, ElasticDroid’s goal is to provide users with seamless and intuitive experiences. Their team of skilled developers is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of mobile technology and delivering cutting-edge solutions to their clients.

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What are Minecraft servers like Project Eden ?

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Mini Paradise

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Welcome to Mini Paradise. IP miniparadise.apexmc.co

A little about about us. We are a small community that plays Minecraft and has fun times. Were pretty relaxed group of people, all we ask is that you comply with our rules and respect our staff and other members and most of all enjoy your time here and have fun If you have any problems or suggestions you can talk to any of our friendly staff.

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🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donate 💥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers a completely new experience and a great time. No matter what version you play on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting functions.

✔ No lag: Smooth and comfortable gaming experience.

✔ Unlocked Mechanisms, Shulkers, Spawn Eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and travel around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Bring new elements into your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a unique way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from intrusion.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and Prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy drinks.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and fun features.

➤ Decor Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ PvP (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King of the Mountain (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and get rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donation.

➤ Privileges for game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your parkour skills.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with funny mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection from cheaters and violators.

➤ Creativity (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Unlimited possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate option, /petmenu): Get and take care of pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate option, /console): Get full control over the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate option, /prefix /cprefix): Customize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become a part of the amazing gaming world! ?

org.lighter-mc.ru

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