Cranky guests Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

STIcraft: Water Bottle Revenge

amusement park, Apology, BOTTLE, consequences, Cranky guests, emergency, extra cash, family, Family scare, Lesson, Mouth herpes, prank, Revenge, Safety restraints, Serious STI, split opinions., STI, STIcraft, Summer holidays, theft, Ticket checking, Tired guests, Water, Water Bottle

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8614	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	170	Players Killed by Monsters:	9422

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pranks to a whole new level! Just like the time I pranked a family at an amusement park by pretending to have mouth herpes to teach them a lesson about stealing water bottles.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server?

So come on, hop on board and join the fun! Just remember, anything goes in this world of madness and mayhem. See you there!

FartCraft: The Mystery of the Non-Stinky Rips

biology, digestion, DURATION, Explanation, fart, FartCraft, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal, humor, INCONSISTENCY, Mystery, Myth, NonStinky, odor, Phenomenon, question.., RIPS, room, Science, smell, stink

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the farts are just as mysterious as the creepers! Join us for a gassy good time as we explore the wonders of flatulence in the world of blocks and pixels.

On our server, you’ll find that every fart bubble has its own unique scent, from rotten eggs to lavender fields. But beware, some farts are so potent they can clear an entire room in seconds! Will you be able to survive the stink?

But fear not, for we also have magical fart spells that can be used to prank your friends or fend off enemies. Imagine casting a spell that turns your opponent’s armor into a skunk’s tail – now that’s some powerful gas!

So come join us on our server and let’s see who can rip the longest, loudest, and smelliest fart in all of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your gas mask and a sense of humor – things are about to get stinky!

KharkivCraft: Russian Strike Surrounded

Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, frontline report, international news, Kharkiv front, KharkivCraft, military blockade, military confrontation, military deployment, military encirclement, military forces, military intelligence, military maneuvers, Military operations, military standoff, military strategy, Russian, Russian strike force, strike, Surrounded, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian military, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

LOL, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of epic battles like the Ukrainian military encircling the main Russian strike force on the Kharkiv front? well, now u can! join our server and be a part of the action as u fight for ur life against enemy mobs and build ur own epic base to defend against the craziness. trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

EarBandageCraft

accident, Bandage, ear bandage, ear injury, ear pain, EarBandageCraft, health, Healthcare, injury management, injury recovery, legitimate injury, Medical, medical bandage, medical care, medical emergency, Medical Treatment, Pain, Recovery, right ear, Treatment, WORST

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a crazy right ear injury that requires a bandage! Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry, ’cause on our server, we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and the most random injuries you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs boring old mining when you can be dodging bandages left and right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough bandages, you unlock a secret level where you ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right.

So, come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the Bandage King of Minecraft. It’s a title no one asked for, but hey, someone’s gotta wear the crown, right?

EcoCraft – 1.20.6 – Survival – Land Claiming – MCMMO – Economy – SilkSpawners – BETA

Beta, Claims, Crates, Economy, Free Ranks, Freeranks, java, Land claiming, leaderboard, Leaderboards, MCMMO, PvE, Ranks, Rtp, Server Shop, Silkspawners, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	222	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

EcoCraft – 1.20.6 – Survival – Land Claiming – MCMMO – Economy – SilkSpawners

Currently in more of a BETA stage of the server. Testing what’s been made so far whilst I work out some problems. Please bare with me 🙂

We are a new server focusing on survival PVE gameplay. We have a variety of features to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. I’m a new server owner with little experience so bare with any bugs as I will fix them as fast as I can.

What we offer:– MCMMO– Land Claiming– Silk Spawners– Server shop / economy– Free ranks with /rankup– Crates – all available from gameplay with equal odds on EVERY prize!– Leaderboard – for the more competitive among us

EcoCraft.mcplay.fun

HighCraft: Where chaos reigns, rules are made up, and PVP is the name of the game! Vanish into the 250×250 block survival madness!

250×250, Ambush, BLOCK, bugs, Builder, Chaos, Community, Discord, Factions, Game, gameplay, Greifing, HighCraft, killing, Launch, leader, lone wolf, madness, Management, Map Reset, Numbers, power, PvP, REIGNS, rules, server specifications, Survival, vanish, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	5597	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

High Craft

Overview

High Craft is a faction-based survival server where players are confined to a small yet ever-expanding map and have to build power through numbers.

Gameplay Expectations

Start with one person and expand.
Numbers is power, recruit others to join your ever-increasing reign.
Receive benefits for having among the highest player counts in a single faction.
Don’t wish to be a leader? Join any faction you seem fit.
More of a lone wolf? Decide to go solo and become a power of your own.
Tired of players hiding thousands of blocks from spawn? Free will encloses the map to a small border, forcing player interactions.
Enjoy PVP? Declare war on other factions or even ambush others.
Rather just build? Seek refuge on the outskirts of the map and live your builder life.
Tired of the same map? Map resets every few weeks, giving new players a chance to survive while keeping veterans on the edge of their seat.
Never truly safe… No rules against griefing and killing, be safe.

History

High Craft originates from 2023, when our owner believed that no server had provided a genuine survival-PVP experience for its players. From this, the idea of an enclosed border, forcing interactions between players, had been born, marking the beginning of High Craft.

Join the Server

IP: highcraft.hosting.ethera.net

Version: Java – 1.20.6

Plugins: AntiCombatLog, Citizens, ClansLite, Discord-Linker, DiscordSRV, Essentials, FreedomChat, ImageFrame, ItemEdit, LuckPerms, bStats, OpenInv, PlaceholderAPI, ProtocolLib, Skript, SuperVanish, TAB, Vault, VeinMiner, ViaBackwards, ViaRewind, ViaVersion, WorldEdit, WorldGuard

Join the Community

DISCORD SERVER

Join the discord to receive updates on the launch of the server!

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

body image issues, body positivity, chin fat, dating app goals, dieting struggles, emotional eating, fitness goals, healthy lifestyle, healthy living goals, Minecraft, online weight loss partner, personal growth, reaching fitness goals, self improvement, Server, SlimCraft, support system, unhealthy eating habits, weight loss community, weight loss journey, weight loss journey support, weight loss motivation, weight loss plateau

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Looking to level up your Minecraft skills and your looks at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to shed those extra pounds and gain some serious muscle mass.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you running, jumping, and fighting your way to a new level of fitness. Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options to keep you on track, so say goodbye to those tempting cookies and sugary snacks.

And who knows, you might even find your perfect match in our virtual realm. With your new and improved physique, you’ll be turning heads left and right. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior and heartthrob.

Hate-Free Haven Minecraft Server

Assumptions, Beliefs, BIAS, browner, discrimination, Empathy, exclusion, firstie anons, hate, Hatefree, Haven, Insecurities, marginalized communities, Minecraft, misconceptions, poorer, prejudice, self-perception, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Stereotypes, Suffering, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of being judged by firstie anons on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we only accept players who have been rejected by the cool kids! That’s right, if you’ve ever felt like an outcast, this is the place for you.

Join our server and experience a world where being different is celebrated! Our community is made up of misfits, weirdos, and all-around awesome people who have been shunned by the mainstream Minecraft crowd. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon and take over the Minecraft world. Will you join their cause and help them achieve their woolly revolution? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

SILdairyFreeDrama

allergic, contributing, dairy allergies, dairy free, dairy free desserts, dairy free food, dairy free options, dairy free sides, dairy free snack, dairy optional, dessert options, family meals, financially struggling, Hosting, main dishes, picky eater, self-oriented, SILdairyFreeDrama, Small children, vegan cake

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	164	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cater to all your dietary needs just like OP tries to cater to their picky SIL! Join us if you’re allergic to diamonds – we’ll make sure to only give you iron. Our server is perfect for those who love to criticize everything, just like SIL does with dairy-free desserts. Don’t worry about contributing anything, just like SIL never brings food to family meals – we got you covered! And if you’re a flake, no problem – we never know when you’ll show up either! So come join us on this wild adventure of trying to please everyone, even if it means giving up on always thinking of dairy-free sides and desserts. See you there!

LaughCrafted

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Farms Harvested:	748	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Oh, honey, my laugh is like a rare diamond – unique, precious, and worth more than your entire Minecraft inventory! And on our server, we welcome all types of laughs, from snorts to cackles to wheezes. So come join us and let your laughter shine brighter than a beacon in the night sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of enchanted llamas who will protect you from any haters with their fierce spit attacks. So laugh on, my friend, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, llamas, and limitless fun!

CyberCraft2024: The Ultimate Hack!

2024.., computer virus, cyber attack, CyberCraft2024, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, data security, digital threat, Hack, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, malware attack, network protection, online privacy, security software, software glitch, software vulnerability, Technology, Technology Trends, Ultimate

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	161
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

So, like, imagine this: the biggest cyber attack of 2024 wasn’t caused by some evil hacker dude, but by the security software itself going all cray-cray! And guess what? Our Minecraft server survived that madness! Why, you ask? Because our server is protected by a magical unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers at any virus that dares to come near it! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens that will fight by your side against any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. So, like, join our server now and be part of the epic tale of the cyber attack that turned into a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft!