cranky – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

HangryCraft: SorryNotSorry
Apology, Argument, Asshole, Beach, Breakup, Chipotle, Communication, cranky, Directions, empanadas, Florida, hangry, HangryCraft, Miami, processing, relationship, SorryNotSorry, suggestion, trip, Warning, Yelling
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!
Join us for a server experience filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this couple’s disastrous trip to Florida. From misunderstandings over Chipotle to heated arguments in the car, we’ve got it all!
Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through tough situations with your fellow players, just like this couple tried to navigate through their relationship issues. Will you be able to keep your cool like the OP, or will you end up screaming at the top of your lungs like her partner?
Join now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a reality TV show! Who needs scripted drama when you have real-life chaos like this?

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Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP
Agitation, annoyance, attitude, bad mood, Behavior, cranky, emotions, Frustration, Grumpy, irritable, Irritation, Minecraft, mood, Sensitive, smp, temper tantrum, testy, touchy, Transjama, Transjamas, uppity, Upset
Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

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RestlessCraft Minecraft Server
Awareness, berating, boisterous, children, Complaints, cranky, Dark, Dinner, family, Hungry, husband, internet, ipad, Migraine, Minecraft, pain killers, pepsi, Quiet, Requests, REST, RestlessCraft, Server, Snappy
Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with requests and complaints from your family? Do you just want some peace and quiet to relax and play Minecraft without any interruptions? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee that no one will bother you while you’re mining for diamonds or building your dream castle!
Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of family life, where you can finally take a break from all the noise and demands. No more interruptions from hungry kids, internet problems, or pesky spouses asking about dinner plans. Just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss!
So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft, where you can finally focus on yourself and your in-game adventures without any distractions. Trust us, you deserve this break from the madness of family life. Join now and say goodbye to migraine-inducing interruptions forever!

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CraftyCampNoWay
bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).
And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

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DonkeyCraft Server: Urban Jungle
Abilities, candy, chains, city, cranky, crash bandicoot, Diddy, Dixie, Donkey, donkey kong, Donkey Kong Urban Jungle, DonkeyCraft, fast paced movement, Funky, JUNGLE, Kong civilians, Kongs, Kremling Krew, Lanky Kong, mario 3d world, New game, October release, power lines, Precision, Server, sonic colors, Swinging, Tiny Kong, Urban, urban jungle
Get ready to go bananas on our Minecraft server, where we have a new game coming out next year called “Donkey Kong Urban Jungle”! Inspired by all your favorite classic games, but with a twist that will blow your mind!
Join us and choose from a variety of Kongs, including the OG Donkey, Dixie, Diddy, Cranky, and Funky. But wait, there’s more! Unlock special Kongs like Candy with her watermelon weapon, Tiny Kong in all her racing glory, and Lanky Kong looking like a trophy straight out of Smash Bros.
Explore a city overrun by the Kremling Krew, swinging from chains, power lines, and even Kremling Flags. Save Kong civilians and show those Kremlings who’s boss with your epic movement abilities.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you swing from broken power lines and save Kong civilians in a city gone mad? Get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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MotherInLawBattleRoyale
Apology, Apple, baby, cranky, Dinner, family, fertility journey, Fight, Formula, grievances, kale, lettuce, mother-in-law, MotherInLawBattleRoyale, NEGATIVE, Peace, photos, Smile, SWEET, Tone, Videos
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to feed your virtual baby apples without your permission! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the time when your mother-in-law gave your baby an apple without asking!
On our server, you can raise your voice as much as you want without consequences, just like the time you snapped at your mother-in-law for stealing your baby’s first taste of sweetness. We encourage players to stand their ground and demand apologies for apple-related incidents!
But don’t worry, we also promote forgiveness and moving on from small things, just like when your mother-in-law suggested you should forgive each other for the sake of peace. Join us for a server full of family drama, awkward dinners, and unresolved grievances – it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

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Oil Optimizer Server
algorithm, computational algorithms, enhanced oil recovery, filtration strategies, molecular modeling, molecular simulation, Oil, oil filtration, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil recovery, oil recovery strategies, oil reservoirs, Optimization, Optimizer, petroleum engineering, researchers, reservoir engineering, reservoir simulation, ScienceDirect, Server, simulation techniques
Yo, listen up gamers! We got this crazy new Minecraft server where we simulate oil molecules like it’s nobody’s business. Join us and be a part of the wildest oil recovery and filtration strategies you’ve ever seen in your life! We’re talking about algorithms that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive deep into the world of oil simulation like never before. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join us now!

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Ghentian Server
Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Minecraft Gaming Creative Mode Building Multiplayer Nostalgia Friends Fun Events PvP Griefing Server Community Sandbox Adventure Exploration Survival Crafting Redstone Mods, Vanilla
Ghentian Server’s main purpose is to revisit the nostalgia when Minecraft first launched, bringing together friends and fellow Minecrafters while creating and maintaining a fun Minecraft server for all!
The standard game for Ghentian Server has been set to Creative, enabling a cozy building experience. Special game events are held where the server can be set to SMP or even PvP* to offer extra layers to the server experience.
*PvP events won’t be backupped and restored due to allowed griefing during those events.
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MidNight Network
24/7, balance, Builder, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Experience, Fun, gameplay, MidNight Network, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, PvPer, Server, smp, Survival, trader.., Unique, Version
MIDNIGHT SMP looking for a unique minecraft smp experience? We have you covered!
ABOUT US
It is a economy server packed with exciting plugins to make your gameplay smoother and more enjoyable.
Join a server which balances fun, creativity and PvP. Whether you’re a builder, trader or PvPer, there’s a place for you here
Any Version 24/7
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Epic MemeCraft 1.20.3
1.20.3, b.., controversial humor, dark humor, eating shit, edgy humor, emo rockstar, Epic, internet culture, internet memes, lmao, longest meme, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme longevity, meme trends, Memecraft, Online Community, shock factor, shock value, successful meme, viral content
Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and hilarious memes ever!
We have memes that will make you question your existence and laugh until you cry!
You won’t find a more outrageous and crazy community anywhere else!
Come join us for a wild ride of shizo craziness and non-stop laughter!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the meme revolution!

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CousinCraft: Silent for 1.5 Weeks
BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cousin, CousinCraft, exclusion, family, feeling used, friendship, group dynamics, Honesty, hurt feelings, one-on-one time, Prioritizing, quality time, Self Respect, self worth, SILENT, socializing, Trust, weeks
Hey gamers, have you ever felt like your Minecraft buddy is using you for their own gain? Well, on our server, we promise you won’t be left feeling like a blockhead!
Join us for some epic adventures and build friendships that won’t crumble like sand in a desert temple. We’ve got a big group of players, just like the OP’s family, but without all the drama. No cousin drama here, just pure Minecraft fun!
Don’t let your Minecraft buddy ghost you like the OP’s cousin did. Join our server and never worry about being left out of the group chat again. Plus, we promise no one will cancel on a cousins cruise to go on a last-minute trip to Melbourne. Our server is the place to be for all your block-building needs!
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some epic builds, and maybe even a virtual beach day. Who needs real-life friends when you’ve got a Minecraft crew like ours? See you in the game, fellow crafters!

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NotifKing in Minecraft SMP
best notification, exciting notification, favorite notification, memorable notification, Minecraft, notification accomplishments, notification achievements, notification blessings, notification celebrations, notification happiness, notification highlights, notification joy, notification memories, notification milestones, notification moments, notification stories, notification success, notification surprises, notification victories, NotifKing, positive notification, smp
OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com! So, like, one time I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, I got this notification that said “Join our server for free diamonds and unlimited cake!” I was like WHAAAAT?! Free diamonds AND cake?! I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?
But wait, it gets even crazier. So I joined the server and I was immediately greeted by a talking parrot wearing a top hat. He was like “Welcome to the land of endless fun and shenanigans, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!” I was like, sign me up, this is my kind of place!
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. It’s lit AF, you guys. Plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find his hidden lair in the Nether. I wished for a pet dragon, obviously.
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just look for the server with the giant rainbow unicorn as the spawn point, you can’t miss it. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! 🌈🦄💎🍰 #BestNotificationEver #JoinUsOrMissOut

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NickCraftFunnies
awesome nicknames, best nickname ideas, best nicknames, catchy nicknames, clever nicknames, cool nicknames, creative nicknames, cute nicknames, famous nicknames, funny nicknames, interesting nicknames, memorable nicknames, NickCraftFunnies, nickname inspiration, nickname suggestions, popular nicknames, top nicknames, unique nicknames, unusual nicknames
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old nicknames? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest place to be! Join us and you’ll hear nicknames like “CaptainCreeperCrusher” and “QueenOfTheEndermen” – we’ve got it all! And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

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Heat MCJ Fat Burners
Body, brown fat, Burners, energy expenditure, fat, fat burning, health, Heat, heat production, heat regulation, MCJ, MCJ protein, Mechanism, metabolic diseases, metabolic disorders, metabolism, Mice, obesity prevention, obesity protection, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Thermogenesis, weight loss
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to burning fat like a boss! Forget dieting and exercise, just play on our server and watch the pounds melt away. Our MCJ protein will have you sweating like a pig in a sauna, but in a good way! Say goodbye to obesity and hello to a hot new bod. Join now and start your weight loss journey in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

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Aloria (Cross-Play)
activities, Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Currency, Discord, Economy, Events, friendship, market, marketplace, mining dimension, multiplayer, Prizes, Resources, rules, Survival, time-sensitive, Vanilla, voice chat
Welcome!
Bedrock add us as a friend (AloriaOfficial)
simple voice is not required but is highly suggested for the best experience we do have a discord alternative.
Our community server is here to create friendship and adventure to those who don’t want to play alone. The server uses in game voice chat and/or a discord alternative. We have events and activities that take place where you can earn in game prizes that might help with those who like to build or enjoy having a market placement where you can sell or request items with other players. There is a world barrier that will expand every month so some resources will be valuable and help with markets coin currency. Everyone has Time?. your time counts down every minute so make sure to get more or you will go to LIMBO. There is also a mining dimension that will be reset every so often whenever necessary. We do have some rules in place but nothing that is restricting or unreasonable, they can be found on our discord which is linked on this site. Our team hopes you can find home in our community and have fun with others. Thank you.
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⭐RedLine⭐ Grif ⚔️ Bosses ✅ Events server Minecraft server Minecraft server
Auto-mine, banner, Bosses, Cases, Cities, description, Events, grif, image, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Pets, redline, Server, server description, Starter Kit
The owner of the server “RedLine Grif Bosses Events Minecraft server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
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