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  • HangryCraft: SorryNotSorry

    HangryCraft: SorryNotSorry

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

    Join us for a server experience filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this couple’s disastrous trip to Florida. From misunderstandings over Chipotle to heated arguments in the car, we’ve got it all!

    Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through tough situations with your fellow players, just like this couple tried to navigate through their relationship issues. Will you be able to keep your cool like the OP, or will you end up screaming at the top of your lungs like her partner?

    Join now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a reality TV show! Who needs scripted drama when you have real-life chaos like this?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

    But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RestlessCraft Minecraft Server

    RestlessCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with requests and complaints from your family? Do you just want some peace and quiet to relax and play Minecraft without any interruptions? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee that no one will bother you while you’re mining for diamonds or building your dream castle!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of family life, where you can finally take a break from all the noise and demands. No more interruptions from hungry kids, internet problems, or pesky spouses asking about dinner plans. Just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss!

    So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft, where you can finally focus on yourself and your in-game adventures without any distractions. Trust us, you deserve this break from the madness of family life. Join now and say goodbye to migraine-inducing interruptions forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCampNoWay

    CraftyCampNoWay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

    And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DonkeyCraft Server: Urban Jungle

    DonkeyCraft Server: Urban Jungle

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready to go bananas on our Minecraft server, where we have a new game coming out next year called “Donkey Kong Urban Jungle”! Inspired by all your favorite classic games, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

    Join us and choose from a variety of Kongs, including the OG Donkey, Dixie, Diddy, Cranky, and Funky. But wait, there’s more! Unlock special Kongs like Candy with her watermelon weapon, Tiny Kong in all her racing glory, and Lanky Kong looking like a trophy straight out of Smash Bros.

    Explore a city overrun by the Kremling Krew, swinging from chains, power lines, and even Kremling Flags. Save Kong civilians and show those Kremlings who’s boss with your epic movement abilities.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you swing from broken power lines and save Kong civilians in a city gone mad? Get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MotherInLawBattleRoyale

    MotherInLawBattleRoyale

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to feed your virtual baby apples without your permission! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the time when your mother-in-law gave your baby an apple without asking!

    On our server, you can raise your voice as much as you want without consequences, just like the time you snapped at your mother-in-law for stealing your baby’s first taste of sweetness. We encourage players to stand their ground and demand apologies for apple-related incidents!

    But don’t worry, we also promote forgiveness and moving on from small things, just like when your mother-in-law suggested you should forgive each other for the sake of peace. Join us for a server full of family drama, awkward dinners, and unresolved grievances – it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LoveSongLover Minecraft SMP

    LoveSongLover Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots as rewards for completing challenges. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure waiting to happen, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TikTokGone LOLcraft

    TikTokGone LOLcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where TikTok suddenly vanished into thin air, leaving millions of Gen Z-ers with nothing to do but stare at their walls. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can dance, lip-sync, and create all the cringy content your heart desires. Who needs TikTok when you can build your own virtual empire and become the next Minecraft sensation? Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Charli D’Amelio haunts our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards. So say goodbye to TikTok and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GazaRocket Minecraft Server

    GazaRocket Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will blow ur mind like a rocket fired from gaza! except, instead of landin in israel, it lands inside da strip and kills a teen. but dont worry, no teens will be harmed in dis server, only ur boredom will be destroyed! join now for da craziest adventures and epic builds dat will make u go WOAH! #minecraftgoals #rocketlanded #teenkiller #joinnow

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ZelenskiyCraft – Peace Negotiator

    ZelenskiyCraft – Peace Negotiator

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how macron is all like, only zelenskiy can make peace for ukraine? well, on this server, only u can make peace with the creepers and zombies! join us for a wild ride of epic battles and crazy adventures! who needs macron when u can be the hero of ur own minecraft world? come join us and show those mobs who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP