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  • Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

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    Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

    But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

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  • RestlessCraft Minecraft Server

    RestlessCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with requests and complaints from your family? Do you just want some peace and quiet to relax and play Minecraft without any interruptions? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee that no one will bother you while you’re mining for diamonds or building your dream castle!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of family life, where you can finally take a break from all the noise and demands. No more interruptions from hungry kids, internet problems, or pesky spouses asking about dinner plans. Just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss!

    So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft, where you can finally focus on yourself and your in-game adventures without any distractions. Trust us, you deserve this break from the madness of family life. Join now and say goodbye to migraine-inducing interruptions forever!

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  • CraftyCampNoWay

    CraftyCampNoWay

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

    And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

    So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

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  • DonkeyCraft Server: Urban Jungle

    DonkeyCraft Server: Urban Jungle

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    Get ready to go bananas on our Minecraft server, where we have a new game coming out next year called “Donkey Kong Urban Jungle”! Inspired by all your favorite classic games, but with a twist that will blow your mind!

    Join us and choose from a variety of Kongs, including the OG Donkey, Dixie, Diddy, Cranky, and Funky. But wait, there’s more! Unlock special Kongs like Candy with her watermelon weapon, Tiny Kong in all her racing glory, and Lanky Kong looking like a trophy straight out of Smash Bros.

    Explore a city overrun by the Kremling Krew, swinging from chains, power lines, and even Kremling Flags. Save Kong civilians and show those Kremlings who’s boss with your epic movement abilities.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you swing from broken power lines and save Kong civilians in a city gone mad? Get ready for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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  • MotherInLawBattleRoyale

    MotherInLawBattleRoyale

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to feed your virtual baby apples without your permission! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the time when your mother-in-law gave your baby an apple without asking!

    On our server, you can raise your voice as much as you want without consequences, just like the time you snapped at your mother-in-law for stealing your baby’s first taste of sweetness. We encourage players to stand their ground and demand apologies for apple-related incidents!

    But don’t worry, we also promote forgiveness and moving on from small things, just like when your mother-in-law suggested you should forgive each other for the sake of peace. Join us for a server full of family drama, awkward dinners, and unresolved grievances – it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

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  • MythCraft: Manly Legends

    MythCraft: Manly Legends

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you manly men out there!

    Join our server and discover the 100% myth about men that will blow your mind – we have secret quests where you must hunt down elusive mobs like the legendary Bro-Squatch and the elusive Chad Creeper.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bro Code, a set of rules that must be followed at all times. Failure to abide by the Bro Code will result in being banished to the dreaded Friendzone dimension, where you must navigate your way out using only your wits and charm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove that you have what it takes to be a true man among men!

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  • CraftyCreeperUK

    CraftyCreeperUK

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling against a more dangerous variant of mobs! That’s right, forget about regular creepers and zombies, we’ve got mutated monsters that will keep you on your toes!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret underground base has been discovered on our server, filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama! This majestic creature roams the land, spreading chaos wherever it goes. Will you be able to tame it and ride into battle like a true warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you in this wild and wacky world!

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  • MolluskManiaCraft

    MolluskManiaCraft

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have spiky fossils that show what early mollusks looked like!!! u can dig up these fossils and create your own army of prehistoric creatures to dominate the server!!! imagine riding a giant snail into battle or having a pet trilobite that shoots lasers out of its eyes!!! join now for a chance to uncover the secrets of the ancient world and become the ultimate fossil master!!! #prehistoricpvp #fossilpower #minecraftmadness

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  • HexArchon: The Server Where Even The Creepers Have Custom Outfits!

    HexArchon: The Server Where Even The Creepers Have Custom Outfits!

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    HexArchon

    Overview

    HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

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    Gameplay Mechanics

    Feature Description
    Custom Mobs Over 200 unique custom mobs with different skills and behaviors
    Custom Items Various weapon types with unique abilities and upgrades
    Custom Enchants 240+ custom enchantments for different builds
    Dungeons Explore dungeons for exclusive loot and challenges
    Quests 180+ quests of varying difficulties and types
    Abilities Unlock and upgrade abilities with points
    Stats Upgrade 7 different stats for character boosts
    Auto Farms Ease farm management with auto farms

    Technical Details

    We prioritize server performance using top-of-the-line hardware:

    • CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    • RAM: 64GB
    • Storage: 2TB NVME SSD
    • Hosted on the US East Coast

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    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

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  • RebelCraft Minecraft Server

    RebelCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the rejects go! But fear not, because God himself is smiling down on you today, giving you the chance to join our wacky world of chaos and hilarity.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks that shoot fireworks, or ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride of laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server, or at the very least, the best prankster in town. So what are you waiting for? Join today and let the madness begin!

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  • SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

    SMP_MineCraftMadness: >200+ Chapters

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have over 200 chapters of crazy adventures and over 30 wacky characters in our main cast! But that’s not even the best part – everyone on the server is over 25, still single, and childless. Why, you ask? Because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about dating or starting families!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life, from epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious mishaps with creepers. Who needs romance when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

    So come on, join our server and see why we’re the most asexual Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs love when you have blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Let’s build, battle, and laugh our way to victory together!

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  • DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

    DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any demon-possessed pastors’ wives screaming about your love life!

    Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).

    So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.

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  • PixelBabyBash

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the chaos of in-laws demanding you attend a wedding right after giving birth.

    On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from pushy relatives and plan your own virtual weddings without any interference. Plus, we have a special “Destination Wedding” theme where you can travel 600 virtual miles away without ever leaving your computer!

    Join now and let off some steam by building a pixelated version of your mother-in-law and throwing her in a lava pit. It’s the perfect way to de-stress from real-life family drama. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyCreatureLand

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make your wildest dreams come true! Want to bring a mythical creature to life? Done! Just imagine riding a majestic unicorn through the pixelated plains or battling a fire-breathing dragon in the Nether. The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now and let your imagination run wild!

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  • CreeperDealz: No Hostages, Just Blocks

    CreeperDealz: No Hostages, Just Blocks

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    come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama than hamas and israel! we got deals goin down left and right like a game of deal or no deal, but with more explosions and hostages! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a ceasefire, maybe a hostage situation, who knows! it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

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