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CraftyMouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	3299	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant mice that have taken over the world! These mice are not your average rodents – they have superpowers and will stop at nothing to defeat you and take over your base. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and save the day!

And if mutant mice aren’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players? You never know what they’ll do next, so be prepared for some hilarious chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget! But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you.

SassyCraft: Family Edition

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, Communication, Conflict, earn keep, Edition, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, Fairness, family, family dynamics, Job, parenting, payment, perspective, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SassyCraft, sibling dynamics, smartass, step sister, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Mines Excavated:	2494
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where babysitting skills are put to the test! Join us and prove your worth as a responsible big sister, just like the player who shared their story above. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your babysitting expertise and earn your keep in the virtual world.

But don’t worry, we won’t make you babysit real kids like in the story. Instead, you’ll be tasked with protecting and guiding virtual little ones through the blocky world of Minecraft. Help them build epic structures, fend off creepers, and maybe even watch an in-game movie like “Infinity War” together (just don’t tell their parents)!

And the best part? You’ll actually get paid for your babysitting services in the form of in-game currency. So come join us and show us your babysitting chops – because on this server, being a big sister is a job worth rewarding!

CaribbeanCraft Minecraft Server

Caribbean drills, caribbean sea, CaribbeanCraft, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, Minecraft, naval exercises, naval maneuvers, naval presence, russia, Russian warships, security concerns, Server, tensions rise, Ukraine, united states, US officials

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Yo, so like, this server is like a total war zone, but in Minecraft! Picture this: Russian warships are sailing to the Caribbean for drills, but instead of Ukraine, they’re gonna be battling it out in our server! It’s gonna be like World War III, but with blocks and creepers! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict without leaving your mom’s basement. Plus, we’ve got secret government conspiracies and alien invasions happening all the time. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be part of the madness!

PalestineCraft – Houthis vs Israel

Attack, defense systems, Houthis, Houthis attack, international relations, Israel, israel attack, Middle East conflict, military aggression, Missile, missile attack, missile technology, new, palestine, Palestine missile, PalestineCraft, political tensions, regional instability, security concerns, war threats

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got houthis attacking Israel with missiles called the Palestine! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, fam. Imagine dodging missiles while trying to build your epic base, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a missile attack, you get a special power-up that lets you fly like a superhero. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure ever! Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🚀🔥 #MinecraftMadness

AntCentaursRUs

anatomy, AntCentaursRUs, ants, biology, body parts, centaurs, creature design, creature features, fantastical beings, fantasy creatures, folklore, insect anatomy, insect limbs, limb count, mythical beings, mythical creatures, Mythology, Oddities, strange comparisons, underdiscussed topics, unexplored topics

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, DO I HAVE THE SERVER FOR YOU!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE WANDERING THROUGH THE PIXELATED LANDSCAPE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF ZOMBIE LLAMAS COME GALLOPING TOWARDS YOU. BUT DON’T WORRY, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A PET CACTUS THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS SPIKES!

AND THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY PIGMAN WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR DIAMOND SWORD INTO A BANANA SPLIT WITH JUST A FLICK OF HIS WAND.

PLUS, WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT. AND TRUST ME, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A MERMAID DO THE MACARENA.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. AND REMEMBER, NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT HOW WEIRD IT IS THAT CENTAURS HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF LIMBS AS AN ANT.

CardioCraft: Emo Support & Friendships

CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, emo, emotional health, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, emotions, Family Support, friends support, FRIENDSHIPS, gender differences, Gender Roles, Gender-specific social factors, heart health, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, physical health, risk reduction, Social Connections, social factors, social support, Support, wellbeing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	136	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ores Mined:	9090
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Farms Harvested:	362
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be protected from all dem heart problems, cuz we got dem gender-specific social factors on lock! Plus, if you feeling down, just hop on and chat with ya homies for some emotional support, cuz that’s how we roll up in here. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies tryna kill ya. So come join us and live your best life, both physically and mentally. Ain’t no other server like dis one, trust me!

The Crew Minecraft: Where You Can Roleplay as a Potato and Fight Modded Vanilla Zombie PVE Whitelisted Adventures in 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Adventures, Aesthetic, building together, collaboration, Community, Crafting, Create, CREW, Fight, imagination, innovation, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Modded, Other, Potato, PvE, regulations, remarkable creations, Roleplay, rules, Server, shared world, Survival, TOWN, Vanilla, vibrant, Whitelisted, zombie

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Minecraft Server
Duration	2 years
Mods	Create mod and handpicked mods
Community	Active player base promoting creativity and collaboration

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord channel and apply for whitelist.
What is the main focus of the server?	Encouraging creativity, collaboration, and building remarkable creations.
Are there specific rules for building?	Yes, minor rules and regulations set by the Homeowners Association to enhance the aesthetic of the server.
Can I create my own town on the server?	Yes, players are free to establish their own towns.

BagCraft Server – #5568

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Bounties, Characters, Circles, clubs, Commissions, elastic armor, Events, Friends, General Student Council, guides, Holding the Bag, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, Kikyou, kurokage, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Nighttime Emergency Meeting, Normals, PVs, Renge, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, swimsuit, task force, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Urban

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Votes:	6518	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Animals Bred:	72	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic battles against the Fury of Set, where you’ll need special armor to survive. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where defense is key – unless you want to be overrun by creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission and learn the ancient art of balancing Schale’s books with the General Student Council. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Kurokage in elastic armor – talk about a fashion statement!

FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

Alternative Medicine, Boring, cure, eye care, eye floaters, eye health, eye health concerns, eye health tips, FloatersMC, flu shot, Healthcare, holistic healing, holistic health, job security, Medical advice, Minecraft, natural remedies, non surgical treatment, persistent floaters, Servers, vaccine side effects, Vaxxed, vision problems, wellness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.

But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.

So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!

ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft

animal watching, antifungal supplement, apartment living, bird feeder, bird watching, coconut chunks, coconut oil, DNR, Fungal infection, hair loss, hobby, LANDLORD, low cost activities, mange, neighbor dispute, pest problem, Scabies, ScabiesSquirrelFeederCraft, squirrel feeder, squirrel watching, wildlife population

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6846
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all creatures big and small! Join us for a wild adventure filled with bird watching, squirrel feeding, and even some questionable fungal infections!

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness the drama unfold as one player’s neighbor accuses them of trying to give her scabies through squirrel mange. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated animals!

But wait, there’s more! Join us as we feed squirrels coconut oil and coconut chunks to help them regrow their hair. Who knew that virtual squirrel grooming could be so entertaining? Plus, our landlord couldn’t care less about your animal-watching antics, so you’re free to let your wildlife-loving flag fly high!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot a squirrel with a coconut oil-infused mane! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.