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Crafty Gun Fun Land

Crafty, Cultural differences, firearm regulations, Fun, gun, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership rates, Gun Safety, gun violence awareness, gun violence epidemic, gun violence policy, gun violence prevention, gun violence research, gun violence solutions, gun violence statistics, international comparison, Land, mass shootings, mental health, political factors, second amendment, switzerland, U.S

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2416	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE GUNS THAN SWITZERLAND AND THE U.S. COMBINED! LIKE, WHOA, YOU CAN BLAST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES INTO OBLIVION WITH OUR INSANE ARSENAL!

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS JEALOUS! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT VIDEO MARATHON!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! #BLOWINGUPCREEPERS #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTLITAF 🔥💎🤪

GodHelm Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Faction Creative PvP Minigames RPG Skyblock Economy Towny Roleplay Prison Pixelmon Skywars Vanilla Bedwars Hunger Games Parkour KitPvP Skygrid Anarchy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

GodHelm is a server where gods and monsters coexist. Create your adventure, form alliances and face epic challenges with friends.

Our server supports from version 1.8 to 1.20.4 We currently have the modality of: SURVIVAL CUSTOM

play.godhelmmc.com

EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action games, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project, EienCraft, Energetic girl, graduated, Halo, horror games, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, mecha fan, Minecraft, Mirri Saffire, MuseiaSkye Shinryu, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Server, Silly noblewoman, songs, Speedrunning, Ultimate, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the craziness never stops! Join us for a wild ride with Gen 1 MuseiaSkye Shinryu, the dorky mecha fan who will show you the ropes of action games and zatsu like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 brings you HavenZumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who will take you on a journey through indie and retro games that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Mirri Saffire, the energetic girl who will have you screaming with delight as she tackles horror games like a pro.

And let’s not overlook Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who will school you in action games and Nier with a twist you won’t see coming. Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman, will have you speedrunning like a champ while showing off her drawing skills that will leave you in awe.

Last but not least, Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who will introduce you to League, Animal Crossing, and Halo in a way that will make you never want to leave. Join us now for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP

271094385, action, Adventure, alien technology, Anime, Aptom, battle, bio-boosted armor, Chronos Corporation, guyver, Hyper-Zoanoids, Lost Numbers, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Previous thread, Sci Fi, Sho Fukamachi, smp, storytime, transformation, Volume, volume 22, Zoanoids

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	255	Crops Grown:	9201
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.

SibSassCraft

cat care, cat ownership, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Expectations, family dynamics, family living arrangements, feeling disrespected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unappreciated, household responsibilities, lack of involvement, pet care, pet neglect, pet ownership, post-surgery care, relationship conflicts, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, SibSassCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, deceitfulness, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonest communication, dishonesty, dishonesty in relationships, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, falsehoods, ineffective lie, insincerity, lack of credibility., lying.., Manipulation, untrustworthy, untruth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

BARONY, Business, Civilizations, create mod, CREEPERS, die hard roleplayer, Discord, epic knights mod, Fashionable, Ip:, java server, lead a barony, Magentanto, make money, Modded, Nations, Politics, PvP battles, pvpr, Religion, selenedecays, Wars

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	112	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Magentanto Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Join Megantanto, a modded minecraft nation! We offer roleplay, civilizations, and a unique experience.

Features:

Start a barony!
Start a business!
Dabble in politics!
Start a religion! (No real religions, make your own)
Fight in wars!
Roleplay with friends!
Fight in PVP battles against other nations!

The server is primarily modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.

If you have any questions or are intrigued, join our discord.

There is a place for everyone on this server, whether you’re a pvper, a roleplayer, or just looking to make money or lead a barony.

To join, send a discord friend request: @selenedecays

IP: 119.127.61.187:25585

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	Yes, the server is modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.
Can I start my own barony?	Yes, you can start your own barony on the server.
Are there PVP battles?	Yes, you can participate in PVP battles against other nations.
Can I roleplay with friends?	Yes, you can roleplay with friends on the server.
How do I join the server?	Send a discord friend request to @selenedecays and use the IP: 119.127.61.187:25585 to connect.

Peace Walker Minecraft Server

comparison, console, controls, emulation, Emulator, fan debate, gameplay, Gaming, gaming experience, graphics, handheld, metal gear solid, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peace, Peace Walker, Performance, portable, ps3, psp, Server, Single player, technical issues, Walker

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!