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NewSchoolNewRules

anxiety, buzz cut, cold feet, gung-ho, last minute decision, long tail tags, military school, New school, NewSchoolNewRules, opportunity, preparatory school, private school, Regulation, surfer hair, teaching position, Uniform

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of your long surfer hair and casual clothes? Do you want to experience the military school life without actually enlisting? Then join our Minecraft server, where all new players are required to get a virtual buzz cut and wear a uniform in-game!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to follow regulations and keep your virtual hair short for the first few weeks. But don’t worry, most players end up loving the new look and the sense of discipline it brings to the game.

So if you’re ready for a new adventure and want to experience the thrill of military school without leaving your computer, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become the top student and earn the title of Minecraft General!

VintageVillagers

baby names, baby naming trends, classic names, historical names, naming conventions, naming trends, old-fashioned names, older names, outdated names, rare names, timeless names, traditional baby names, traditional names, traditional naming, uncommon names, unique names, unpopular baby names, unpopular names, unpopular vintage names, vintage names, VintageVillagers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Votes:	8587	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with outdated names? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena – you won’t want to miss it!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join us and pay tribute to the feathered overlord!

3. We have a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a house out of gingerbread and lollipops?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft history!

BorderBoost Minecraft Server

airspace violation, Belarus, border, border security, BorderBoost, Conflict prevention, diplomat, diplomatic relations, diplomatic response, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, military deployment, military escalation, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3996
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

LOL SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE BELARUS BUT WITHOUT THE TENSION, JUST MINECRAFT FUN! JOIN US AND SUMMON DIPLOMATS TO TRADE DIAMONDS! WE GOT TROOPS BOOSTED AT THE BORDER…OF OUR SPAWN POINT! ACCUSE OTHER PLAYERS OF AIRSPACE VIOLATIONS AND DECLARE WAR…WITH SNOWBALLS! COME ON AND BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT MONSTERS, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US! #MINECRAFTDIPLOMACY

LipetskCraft – Bomb-Free Zone

airstrike, BombFree, bombs destroyed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Lipetsk airbase, LipetskCraft, Military Action, military operation, News, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, source, Ukrainian strike, update, War, Zone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well then come join our server where we blow up 700 bombs every day just for fun! we’re so crazy, we make the ukrainian strike against russia’s lipetsk airbase look like child’s play! join us if u wanna have a blast (literally)! trust us, it’s the bomb dot com!

ClyxSMP

ClyxSMP, INFORMATION, Join, members, Minecraft, new, presidents, Server, smp, Survival, Unique Features

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Buildings Constructed:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

ClyxSMP is a new survival SMP trying to get members! We have unique features like presidents. We have more information on the server so why don’t you join?

clyx-mc.mine.fun

Mop and Bucket SMP: Where even janitors can be heroes! Join now for squeaky clean adventures on a vanilla server with a twist!

Adventures, application, balanced rules, bucket, clean, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Heroes, Imagemaps, Janitors, Join, Moderators, mop, Nations, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, Server, smp, squeaky, Stories, Twist, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3111
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Server Name	Janitors Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical Lore and Roleplay
Server Version	1.21
Key Features	Creating fantasy nations, diplomacy, war, player-made events, plugins for enhanced roleplay
Discord	Join our Discord!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server!
What plugins does the server use?	Plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
What sets Janitors Closet SMP apart from other servers?	We focus on creating a tightly knit community with balanced rules, allowing everyone a chance to shape the server with their ideas and builds.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, players can engage in special player-made events and participate in diplomacy, war, and more within their fantasy nations.

Blocky Minds Minecraft Server

blocky, mental health, mental health and sexuality, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health issues, mental health research., Mental health resources, mental health statistics, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health survey, mental health survey for science, Mental Health Treatment, mentalcel, mentalcel survey, Minds.., Minecraft, Science, Server, Sexuality, sexuality survey, survey

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	664554

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

DisneyFanaticMC SMP

animated, Character, Childhood, Disney, DisneyFanaticMC, dream, Enchanting, fairy tale, FANTASY, Favorite, forever.., Hero, iconic, imagination, Magic, MAGICAL, Movie, Prince, princess, smp, Villain, wish

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Buildings Constructed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	1674
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
New Chunks Explored:	510941	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world with boring responsibilities and adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that and become your favorite Disney character forever! Imagine building a castle as Elsa, or mining for diamonds as Simba. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Pig and claim your riches!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and come join us on this wacky adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, as long as it’s a Disney character. See you in the magical world of our Minecraft SMP!

SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds

Before and after, blocks, determination, diet tips, exercise routine, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, motivation, perseverance, POUNDS, self-discipline, shedding, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, workout plan

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine and build your way to a slimmer avatar! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from creepers, doing squats while crafting, and eating only virtual carrots. Trust us, you’ll be a lean, mean mining machine in no time! Join now and say goodbye to those extra blocks!