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  • MomLiftDenier420

    MomLiftDenier420
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5542
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Magic Items Found: 1877
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about lifting your mom again! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Are you tired of being asked to lift your mom, who refuses to use the perfectly good crane provided for her? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to lift a finger (or your mom) again!

    Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the hassle of back-breaking manual labor. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, like lifting your paralyzed mom.

    Join us now and experience the freedom of not having to lift anyone, ever again. Who needs a crane when you have a Minecraft server that provides endless entertainment and excitement? Don’t be the AITA in this situation, join our server and leave the lifting to the professionals (or the cranes)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

    Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9547
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

    – Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

    – Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

    – We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pervs and Picasso

    Pixelated Pervs and Picasso
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 5418
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Runes Activated: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Doggystyle Edition Minecraft server! 🐶🕺

    Last time on /degen/: 📺👀 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! 💥😂

    Reasons to join: – Experience the most insane block merging techniques you’ve ever seen! 🤯🔨 – Get comfy with our Node-based ComfyUI for the ultimate user experience! 🛋️🖥️ – Forge your own path with our stable diffusion webui Forge! 🔥⚒️ – Dive into the world of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content like never before! 🌍👀🔞

    But wait, there’s more! – LoRa Training scripts for those looking to level up their skills! 📚💪 – PonyXL Information for all your pony needs and more! 🦄📝 – OP Pasta for a taste of the most deliciously degen content! 🍝🤤

    Join now for a chance to explore a world like no other, filled with excitement, laughter, and endless possibilities! 🌟🎮

    Disclaimer: No actual dogs were involved in the making of this server. 😉🚫🐕

    Remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life! 💻🌈🚀

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky B*tches

    Blocky B*tches
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 4069
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Star Shards Collected: 201
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Votes: 1866
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mines Excavated: 4810
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom

    Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 8554
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Crops Grown: 8803
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2868 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with NEW ORIGINALS, COLOUR MV, and MIND CRAFT HOLO EN music videos that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium with our insane covers and originals playlist. And don’t forget to check out our podcast for some extra laughs!

    Need some swag to show off your love for the server? Grab our limited edition PC case, official merch, or promise swag to flex on all your friends.

    And if you want to stay updated on all the latest shenanigans, follow Bae’s Twitter for all the juicy details. Plus, check out our Art Tags for some seriously cool fan art.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic creations together! But be warned, our Season Box Arts may look like a penis… just saying. 😉🍆 #MinecraftMadness

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Craftycore: The Heavy Metal of Gaming

    Craftycore: The Heavy Metal of Gaming
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6868
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 174
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Towns Built: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s basically the metalcore of videogames! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the entire virtual world. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a rainbow-colored unicorn that shot lasers out of its eyes.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can also find hidden dungeons filled with dancing zombies and singing creepers . And if you’re lucky enough, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life, then join us on this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • Blocky Memes R Us

    Blocky Memes R Us
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 6217
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all players, even those with physically and cognitively disabled children! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a hike through our virtual world and bring your heavily disabled son along for the adventure. Who knows, maybe he’ll discover a hidden talent for building pixel art with his toes! Don’t miss out on the chance to bond with your child in a whole new way, only on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Knights: Minecraft Madness

    Blocky Knights: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 3301
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join now for a chance to mine with SilverAsh and battle against the mighty Ho’olheyak!

    Our server is so lit that even the Guard Hoederer himself hangs out here, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way. And don’t even get me started on the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition event – it’s like a party in the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! We have Redeem codes that will give you special in-game items to make your Minecraft experience even more awesome. And if you need help navigating this crazy world, just check out our AK EN Database for all the tips and tricks you need.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness

    Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 4306
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.

    Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!

    Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!

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  • CraftyKitties: The Bleach Edition

    CraftyKitties: The Bleach Edition
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8755
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Falling into the Void: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Orihime’s healing powers can’t save you from the madness that awaits!

    Picture this: Yamamoto’s arm is injured and Orihime is about to use her healing powers to fix it, but suddenly she gets sucked into our server and can’t do a thing! Why, you ask? Because our server is so INSANE that even fictional characters can’t escape its clutches!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with UNBELIEVABLE adventures, EPIC battles, and CRAZY shenanigans. Who needs healing arms when you can have a blast in our WACKY world?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Babes: ‘Behold, a woman!’

    Blocky Babes: ‘Behold, a woman!’
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 5727
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 187 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Runes Activated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most powerful woman in all of Minecraft. The other players were in awe of her skills and BEAUTY. But then, out of nowhere, a group of transphobes tried to bring her down. Little did they know, this player was a force to be reckoned with and sent those transphobes running for the hills. They were on suicide watch, I tell you!

    So, if you want to become the ultimate WOMAN in Minecraft and make transphobes tremble in fear, then join our server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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