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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1732 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!