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Brawl Stars is a multiplayer online battle arena game developed and published by Supercell. It was released in 2018 and quickly gained popularity for its fast-paced gameplay and variety of game modes. Players can choose from a roster of unique characters, each with their own special abilities and play styles. The objective of the game is to team up with other players and defeat the opposing team in a series of battles. Brawl Stars has a strong competitive scene, with regular updates and events to keep players engaged.
