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WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

ExGirlfriendExDoorway Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Cohabitation, Communication, custody, Divorce, drop-offs, ex-partner, ExGirlfriendExDoorway, family conflict, Fatherhood, future planning, home environment, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, visitation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5641
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate the messy custody battles of your girlfriend, her ex, and their son “Carl”!

Watch as Bob, the charming man-baby playboy, drops Carl off at your virtual doorstep whenever he feels like it – because who needs a schedule, am I right? Experience the thrill of awkward encounters in the bathroom as Bob casually chats away while you try to pee in peace.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of boundaries as you try to keep Bob from turning your Minecraft house into his own personal playground. Will he start demanding to see the virtual baby next? Only time will tell!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! And remember, in this world, you’re not just building blocks – you’re building relationships with man-babies and confused children. Welcome to the chaos!

KidzRUs: Mom’s House or Dad’s Pad?

adjusting to change, blended family, child care, custody battle, Dads, emotional children, extra kids, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, House, household conflicts, household responsibilities, KidzRUs, lack of space, moms, moving in with dad, PAD, Parental authority, parental expectations, parenting responsibilities, sibling relationships, step siblings

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of extra kids and stuffed animals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. We have more surprises than a custody battle over a bunch of kids! You never know what will happen next. 2. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question your sanity just like dealing with emotional children and their endless demands. 3. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where the only meltdowns are from creepers blowing up your creations.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a bigger house when you can have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s see if you can handle the chaos!

ElectoralCraft SMP: No More Electoral College

campaign finance, college, Democracy, election accountability, election fairness, election integrity, election laws, election procedures, election reforms, election transparency, Electoral, electoral college, electoral system, ElectoralCraft, government regulations, political changes, political participation, political reform, smp, U.S. elections, voter suppression, voting process, voting rights, voting rules

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old elections with the same old rules? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to vote for a llama as president? Go for it! Want to hold a dance-off to determine the winner? Why not! Our server is a chaotic mess of democracy and shenanigans, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of our crazy world!

CraftyBFFs

Best Friend, Bonding, building relationships, close friends, Companionship, Connection, CraftyBFFs, forming friendships, friendship, lasting friendships, lifelong friends, making connections, Meaningful connections, Meeting, Memories, personal stories, relationships, sharing experiences, socializing, special moments, unique encounters

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Votes:	410
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	345994	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Oh, you haven’t met your best friend yet? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server! We have a magical potion that guarantees you’ll meet your new BFF within the first 5 minutes of joining. Our players have even reported meeting their soulmate while mining for diamonds – talk about a love story for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, pigs can fly (literally) and creepers have been known to break out into dance parties when no one’s looking. Not to mention, our virtual pet zoo is home to a talking llama who gives out free hugs to all new players.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us and prepare for a wild ride of friendship, love, and dancing creepers. Who knows, you might just meet your new best friend and have the time of your virtual life!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

allegedly, ASTROCRAFT, Chinese, citizen, criminal activity, cybersecurity, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, Hack, HACKING, international relations, investigation, Minecraft, NASA, research, security breach, Server, Spent, Technology, trying, US, Years

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so like, imagine if this chinese dude was all like “i wanna hack NASA and US research stuff” and he spent YEARS trying to do it. like, dude must’ve been playing too much minecraft and thought he could just break into their servers with a pickaxe or something.

well, our minecraft server is so epic that even NASA would be jealous. we got crazy mods and plugins that will blow your mind. you can build a rocket ship and fly to the moon, just like this chinese dude probably wanted to do.

join our server and become the ultimate hacker of the minecraft world. who needs NASA when you can hack your way to the top on our server? plus, we have free cookies for all new players. what more could you ask for? come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to be a minecraft space hacker extraordinaire!

TouristTrapCraft

accommodations, city, compliance, crackdown, Cut off, electricity, enforcement, fines, illegal, penalties, regulations, rental properties, tourism, tourist lets, TouristTrapCraft, unauthorized, Utilities, vacation rentals, valencia, Water

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we cut off electricity and water for illegal tourist lets like valencia!! why?? because we are the ultimate chaos server where anything goes!! build your own crazy world and watch out for the authorities trying to shut you down!! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and mayhem!!

Parkour Pollution Patrol

air pollution, air quality, City Living, Disease Progression, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, metropolitan areas, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkour, Patrol, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution effects, pollution exposure, pollution prevention, public health, research, respiratory health, risk factors, urban living

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	3364
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5080	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so like, u know how breathing in all that gross city air can like, mess with ur brain and stuff? well, turns out it can like, give u parkinson’s disease! but like, fear not my fellow gamers, cuz on this epic minecraft server, u can escape all that nasty pollution and breathe in the fresh virtual air! join us and save ur brain cells from turning into mush! plus, our virtual cities are like, super clean and stuff, so u won’t have to worry about getting parkinson’s from playing minecraft all day. come join us and protect ur brain, one block at a time!

Auzorite Mc

Adventure, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, open world, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Voxel

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Join Our Minecraft Server!

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– Low Ping (20-50ms)

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Fujoshis Minecraft Server: Autistic Females Unite!

acceptance, Anime, autistic, autistic kinship, Community, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, fanfiction, FANGIRLS, female autists, Females, Fujoshis, INCLUSIVE, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, relationships, Server, shipping, Support, Understanding, unite, yaoi

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you a fan of fujoshis and all things wild and wacky? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where fujoshis reign supreme and where we embrace our inner autists with pride.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server that celebrates the unique and quirky fujoshi culture? Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggles and triumphs of being a fujoshi in a world that just doesn’t get it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant yaoi statues to pixel art of your favorite anime characters, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us and let your fujoshi flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your fujoshi soulmate or discover a new passion for building the most fabulous and flamboyant creations in all of Minecraft. Let’s get crazy and have some fun together!