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CranJuiceCraft: Wet-Free Zone

Beverage, Refreshing, Thirst-quenching, tangy, cranberry flavor

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A PIG? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)

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OpMinecraft SMPeratorMovies

Crisis, operator movies, Technology, SECURITY, Military

Are you tired of dodging bullets in real life during WW3? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be dodging is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual country and conquer the world through pixelated warfare. Who needs real war when you can have a blocky battle for supremacy? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds! So come on, join us before the real world goes up in flames!

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CraftyWidow’sMinecraftServer

RESPONSIBILITY, stepchildren, relationship, late husband, road trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepchildren’s demands for my classic car money? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a cross-country road trip like no other – but instead of a car, you’ll be riding on a pig named Porky!

We understand the importance of honoring your late husband’s memory, which is why our server is filled with classic car replicas for you to drive around in Minecraft. Take a break from the drama and hop into a virtual convertible for a relaxing drive through pixelated landscapes.

But beware, your stepchildren might try to sabotage your trip by sending creepers your way! Don’t let them ruin your adventure – show them who’s boss by building the most epic vacation home on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as outrageous as the drama in your life, join us now! Who needs stepchildren when you have a virtual world to explore?

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LiarCraft Fosterfun

personal boundaries, self worth, family conflict, communication breakdown, parental expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of OP and Amy.

Imagine a world where your parents decide to foster your worst enemy and then adopt them as your sibling. Sounds like a crazy plotline, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the drama on our server.

Witness the epic battles between OP and Amy, complete with lunch-throwing, fart accusations, and comparisons to Scar from The Lion King. Will OP ever come to terms with Amy being part of the family? Will their parents ever understand the true extent of the sibling rivalry? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even get to experience your own family feud, just like OP. Will you be the hero or the villain in your own story? The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs boring old quests and building challenges when you can have drama, betrayal, and sibling rivalry instead? Let the games begin!

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HolyCraft: Church vs State

Religion, controversy, Holycraft, secularism, Politics

Are you tired of politics infiltrating every aspect of your life, even in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banished all politicians to their own separate island where they can argue about policies all day long without bothering us! Join us for a politics-free zone and let’s build some epic structures together without any government interference. It’s like a vacation from reality, but with creepers and diamonds!

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KurskCraft: Putin’s Bluff!

geopolitical tensions, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Kursk

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more action than a Putin red line bluff in Kursk! Zelenskiy himself said our server is more lit than a Ukrainian war briefing.

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons skeletin’ all over the place. Join us for some crazy fun and build the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

We promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re a villager, then you might get bored cuz we like to mess with them. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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TransBlockerz: No Gender Bending Allowed!

cultural norms, Women, discrimination, Taiwanese, social attitudes

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more drama than a reality TV show! Our players are more divided than a math problem, with 91.6% of Taiwanese players straight up saying NO to gender self-identification for transgender women. It’s like a virtual battleground of opinions, with only 6.1% cool with transgender women using women’s public toilets and a measly 4.2% down for them joining women’s sporting events.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of emotions, with women, parents, and older players bringing the heat with their strong opposition. It’s like a virtual war zone of conflicting views, and you gotta jump in and pick a side.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a virtual world where opinions clash harder than two mobs fighting over a diamond block, then come join us on this insane Minecraft server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious virtual drama!

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Enival: Where we trust you to not steal our diamonds! Launching soon!

apply, Trust, enjoyable survival, Launching, Minecraft

Server Name Enival

Server Type Minecraft SMP

Launch Date Between September 13-15

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Overview:

Enival is a soon to be launched Minecraft SMP that focuses on creating an enjoyable, trust-filled survival experience. It aims to build a community based on trust and camaraderie, with no land claims and friendly players.

FAQ:

What is Enival? Enival is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a semi-vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Why Join Us Now? The Minecraft server isn’t live yet, but that’s where you come in! We’re building an amazing community on the Discord server before the server goes live. By joining now, you get to be part of the amazing community that this server will have.

What to Expect:

Whitelist: We’re keeping it safe and friendly. You’ll need to apply to join, ensuring that griefers won’t get in, and even if they do everything is logged and can be rolled back without problem.

Quality of Life Mods: A few carefully chosen mods will enhance your experience without straying too far from that beloved vanilla feel.

Launch Date: We’re aiming to go live between September 13-15, so mark your calendars! 🗓️

If you’re looking for a fresh server, a new community, or just a place where you can truly enjoy Minecraft with like-minded players, Enival is the place for you. Join our Discord today and be part of the server from day one! 🎉

Enival means enjoyable survival, so you’d enjoy playing there.

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MineCraftMania – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

MinecraftMania, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Yanfei, Yelan

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it makes the sun jealous. Seriously, the sun is like, “Dang, I wish I could be as hot as that Minecraft server.”

2. We have a secret event called “Energy Amplifier: Lemma” where you can amplify your energy to levels you never thought possible. You might even sprout wings and fly around like a majestic Minecraft bird.

3. Our current character banner features Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, Razor. But here’s the twist – they’re all riding on dragons and battling giant creepers. It’s epic.

4. Need a weapon banner? We got you covered with Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through diamond armor like butter.

5. And don’t forget our daily check-in rewards. Just log in every day and you’ll receive gifts that will make you scream, “Huzzah, I am the king/queen of Minecraft!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey filled with flowers, dragons, and epic battles. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CloverCraft SMP: Shounen Shenanigans

Rivalry, Adventure, battle, Magic, strength

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the best parts of Black Clover, the perfection of the Shounen formula, mix it with JJK, the deconstruction of the Shounen formula, and throw in a little MHA for good measure (because who knows what that even is)!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest materials, battle against mobs with insane powers, and build the most jaw-dropping bases you’ve ever seen.

But beware, rumors say that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the world where you can find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. Will you be the one to claim it and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Launch Date	Between September 13-15
Discord Link	Join the Discord

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