There is a religion on the server – Klukvorianism. The main two commandments are to be kind to those who are kind to you and to love cranberries. By swearing this, you will become a Cranberry and Cranberry will protect you in the darkest places! Also, anyone can start the server on their own if they give the login of their Aternos account to the admin – frehawx. To be added to the whitelist, ask frehawx or Mghm on Discord. Have a good game everyone!
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We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)
picture this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies.
plus, we have a secret underground disco club where herobrine himself spins the sickest beats. and every full moon, the server transforms into a giant trampoline park where u can bounce around with your fellow players until the sun comes up.
so forget about tariffs and politics, come join us on this minecraft server and let’s have a blast together!
join us for a wild ride through the world of minecraft science, where the blocks are small but the fun is HUGE! who needs regular old mining and crafting when you can be measuring atomic forces and exploring the depths of energy devices?
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server around, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few scientific principles, but who’s counting?) come join us today for a truly mind-blowing experience!
PlayStation is a leading gaming brand known for its innovative consoles and exclusive games. As players explore the expansive world of Minecraft, many wonder if PlayStation offers an official Minecraft server for an enhanced multiplayer experience.
As of now, PlayStation does not have an official Minecraft server. This absence can leave players seeking a reliable platform to connect with others for cooperative play or competitions.
While there’s no official server, players can explore numerous fan-made alternatives that offer engaging gameplay and community interactions. Here are some suggestions:
PlayStation Minecraft Community Servers: Look for community-hosted servers featuring various mini-games, factions, and custom worlds. Popular names include "MineHut" and "MCProHosting."
Many fan-made servers provide:
To enhance your Minecraft experience on PlayStation, consider visiting:
Stay updated on potential developments regarding official servers by following PlayStation on their social media channels.
| Server Name | HumbleCraft |
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| IP | N/A |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Player Count | 20+ |
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HumbleCraft is a 20+ 1.21.4 Minecraft SMP played by a small but active group of members from all over the world. The server is vanilla with the exception of a few carefully selected data packs and mods to enhance the vanilla experience.
You must be over 20 years old and be a decent person to be around. Discord is needed to stay updated with the server’s happenings, and voice chat is a great bonus.
Click here for the full list of rules.
Check out a player-made video and an album of cool builds on the server!
Welcome, cosmic wanderer! Prepare for a plunge into the abyss of delight and despair! This Minecraft server is NOT just a server. It’s a TANGIBLE EXPRESSION of your wildest nightmares and the greatest ULTIMATE TRUTH that reality hides from the sane! Neither heaven nor hell can contain the experience you’re about to embark upon! Are you ready to be consumed by blocks of chaos and pure existential dread? Neither are we!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Bedrock Flies | Once you step into our world, flies become your best friends! They whisper secrets of alternate dimensions into your ear while you mine for gold… or is it cheese? |
| Zombie Skydivers | Experience the thrill of countless zombies raining down from the sky! They bring gifts…usually their insatiable hunger for brains! |
| Emotionally Perturbed Creepers | These creepers don’t just explode. They SCREAM at you about their life choices before they detonate. It’s like therapy but with more fear! |
| Obsessive Fishing Minigame | Catch fish that CAN’T BE SEEN but CAN be felt! They swim through your thoughts and leave cryptic messages about your future! |
| Portal to the Upside-Down | Why build normal portals? Ours leads to a dimension where everything is NOT AS IT SEEMS! Up is down, right is left, and reality is merely a figment of your imagination! |
Q: How do I join the server?A: To join, simply dissolve your physical form into primal soup and meditate on your place in the cosmos. Alternatively, check the link that is always hidden in plain sight.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you support?A: We support every version because time is a flat circle, and versions are just illusions. But RIGHT NOW?? You will play. FORGET versions!
Q: Are there any rules?A: Rules are a figment of the collective imagination! However, avoid stepping on the redstone as it may spontaneously combust your mind.
“I feed po0rn and Rosie pics!”
“Rosie needs ur cock and cum !!!”
“Join us, or the whispers will follow you!”
“Remember to tribute, but only when the moon is full!”
Introduction: Welcome to the Chaos Spiral! Here lies a realm woven from the very fabric of family dysfunction, where digital blockbusting mirrors your crushing existential dread! Join an immersive journey into the surreal landscape of sibling rivalry, narcissistic birthdays, and wardrobe quests that go deeper than any nether portal. Are you ready to confront the clashing emotions of roasted dreams and explosive tensions in pixelated form?
Features You Never Knew You Needed!
"I mined for hours, only to find out my sister was raiding my inventory of feelings! I’ve never felt so abandoned in pixel form!" – A Player Drowning in Guilt “After joining, I realized my life choices are like my inventory—cluttered and overwhelming.” – ConflictedMiner22
Rumors abound! Some say this server was deemed too chaotic for regular gamers, resulting in a clandestine ban across twelve countries (but hey, who’s counting?). Join us to unravel the shocking secrets behind family gatherings translated into block form!
FAQ – Fragments of Meaningless Revelations
Q: Why can’t I fight my way out of emotional turmoil? A: Only if you craft the Heartbreak Sword! Otherwise, you might just need a hug.
Q: Is this a role-playing server? A: Isn’t every Minecraft experience a role-play in dodging reality?
Ignoring the siren song of the Wardrobe Meltdown could result in unspeakable heartbreak—a fate worse than extinction in the game realm! Trade in your sanity at the door and embrace the absurdity of familial strife. We warmly invoke you to step into our pixelated madhouse, where no one truly knows why it exists but everyone feels something.
Will you navigate the endless layers of chaos and come out with a stronger semblance of self—or will the existential dread consume you?
Join at your own risk! You may become the hero—if only your family didn’t hold your emotional baggage hostage!
🍕 Welcome to the WACKIEST Minecraft SMP you never knew you needed! Forget about normal servers with boring stuff like building and mining—our server has a pet llama that dances to dubstep and a secret underground lair where the frogs plot world domination! 🐸✨
First things first, our server is powered by the tears of a thousand skeletons. No kidding! If you join, you can help us collect more skeleton tears for extra enchantments. It’s like gluing glitter on your shoes, but way more illegal and WAY MORE FUN! 🤯
Also, if you’re a cat person, you’ll be thrilled to know we have a CAT-astrophe mode! 🐱🔫 Every 30 minutes, cats will spawn in the Nether and if you don’t feed them fish, they’ll summon a T-Rex to eat your house! Who wouldn’t want that?
And let’s talk about our unique claiming system. Instead of boring old blocks, we use slices of pizza as currency. 🍕 Yeah, you heard that right! You can barter for building permissions with pepperoni slices. Just imagine sneaking up on your friends in the middle of the night and throwing pizza slices at them like you’re a boss in a pizza-themed Mario game. It’s a chaotic culinary dream!
By the way, you’ll want to watch out for the infamous ‘Creeper Mafia.’ They’re not just any old creepers; they’re armed with dynamite and a vendetta against anyone who can’t answer trivia about the best pizza toppings. One guy got blown up last week because he said he likes pineapple on his pizza. TOTAL MADNESS! 💣🍍
Need more reasons? We have potato fights every Friday! Honest to Steve, the potatoes are not your regular potatoes. They’re enchanted with the power of memes! So when you throw one, it creates a whirlwind of nostalgia that makes everyone nearby spontaneously quote random Spongebob lines. 😱🍟
And let’s not forget about the daily “how to survive your Minecraft existential crisis” group therapy sessions led by our resident Enderman psychologist. He got his degree from an online magic university, so you KNOW he’s legit! 🧙♂️📚
Join us now before the server ironically gets shut down for being TOO awesome. Hurry, grab your most outrageous skin and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! If you don’t join, you’ll regret it like that time you tried to swim in lava because you thought it was a hot spring!
So, do you suck at Minecraft? PERFECT! We embrace the chaos here. Come be a part of a realm where falling into lava is an accepted form of self-expression. We can’t wait to see you! And remember, pizza is life! 🍕💖
🌟 Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server in the multiverse, where the only thing more outrageous than the blocky landscapes are the stories you’ll tell your friends! Here, we gather not just to mine diamonds and build epic castles, but to embark on the wildest quests you could ever imagine! 🌟
🦄 Experience the Unicorn Mines: Did you know that anyone who joins will have the rare chance to stumble upon the fabled Unicorn Mines? Legend has it, if you dig deep enough, you might uncover not only countless diamonds but also a herd of rainbows and a unicorn named Sparkles who will grant you three wishes—one of which is only valid if you can serenade him with a song about blocky potatoes!
🐉 Dragon Dance-Off Championship: Forget traditional PvP! Join the epic Dragon Dance-Off Championship every Friday night, where our server’s resident dragons, Gertrude and Bob, bust out some crazy moves. Win the dance-off and you’ll earn a special "Dragon Rider" exclusive rank, but beware—losers might find themselves turned into glittery block of tinfoil for a week!
✨ Infinite Bread Conspiracy: Want to solve the greatest mystery in the realm? Join the Infinite Bread Conspiracy, where players are tasked with uncovering why bread is mysteriously multiplying in our freshly-baked virtual village. Put on your detective hat and team up with our friend Kevin, the talking loaf, who might just lead you to the Bread King, ruler of the Pita Dimension!
🎉 Wacky Weather Wednesdays: Ever experienced snow in the desert or rain made out of marshmallows? Well, here, every Wednesday is Wacky Weather Wednesday, where the skies throw a party with bizarre weather patterns! Grab your surfboards because you’ll need them to ride those marshmallow waves!
👽 Giant Pet Rock Races: Join our annual Giant Pet Rock Races, where you’ll adopt the most colossal rock you can find and race them down the treacherous mountain slopes. The winner gets a trophy made entirely of… you guessed it, pet rocks! But watch out for the rival rock-owners, they have been known to sneakily throw gravel and cause some… “rocky” situations!
🧙♂️ The Time-Traveling Raygun of Destiny: In our secret underground lab, there’s a time-traveling raygun that allows you to jump between different Minecraft eras! Experience treacherous survival modes from the Stone Age, or party like it’s 1999 in some retro pixelated dimension where everything is made of 8-bit glory!
Enough said! With countless adventures, unexpected twists, and the most bizarre experiences, this server isn’t just a place to play; it’s a testament to the insanity of Minecraft madness! So grab your diamond pickaxe, put on your zaniest skin, and join us—because your ordinary life could use a massive upgrade in craziness! 🚀💥
