Cranberries Minecraft Servers

Cranberries

  • Aid Oasis 1.21.2

    Aid Oasis 1.21.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make your dick stand at attention like never before! Our server is so exciting, it will make you pee yourself with laughter and joy. Plus, our crazy dreams will make you hornier than a rabbit in springtime. Forget cranberries, the only cure you need is to join our server and let the madness take over. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and make your half-erect dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cluquium server Minecraft

    Cluquium server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    There is a religion on the server – Klukvorianism. The main two commandments are to be kind to those who are kind to you and to love cranberries. By swearing this, you will become a Cranberry and Cranberry will protect you in the darkest places! Also, anyone can start the server on their own if they give the login of their Aternos account to the admin – frehawx. To be added to the whitelist, ask frehawx or Mghm on Discord. Have a good game everyone!

    Klookvium.aternos.me:54627

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

    CranCraft: 54% Less UTIs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting them nasty UTIs all the time? Well, have no fear, cuz we got the solution for ya! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and drink cranberry juice while you play to reduce your chances of getting a UTI by 54%!

    We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CranJuiceCraft: Wet-Free Zone

    CranJuiceCraft: Wet-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A PIG? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PhoenixBlazing

    PhoenixBlazing

    New Minecraft Servers

    PHOENIXBLAZING NETWORK COBBLE UNION

    FEATURES – WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT Amazing, friendly and welcoming COMMUNITY! Fully CUSTOM Overworld terrain generation, containing HUNDREDS of new biomes, structures and dungeons! (See our trailer below for a preview) EXCLUSIVE and UNIQUE Paradox Pokémon, such Iron Synthesis [Meganium] and Blazing Kicks [Blaziken]and Fakemons! ALL Pokémon from Generations 1 to 8 naturally spawn and are obtainable! Legendary Spawning EXCLUSIVE and UNIQUE Fakemon & Fossil Pokemon Complete Economy – This includes ingame shop & GTS (sells items and pokemon) Union Mail – Rewards for logging in Discord to ingame chat! Union Hunts – Hunt for specific pokemon and get rewards!

    mc.phoenixblazing.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP