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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	209
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild and crazy experience like no other!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where swallowing cum is not only accepted, but encouraged! Our players have some insane stories to share, like one player who went through a daddy phase in college and sucked off older men from Craigslist. Another player even cleans their own cum out of their wife’s pussy – now that’s dedication!

But wait, there’s more! We have players who almost always swallow after masturbating, proving that our server is not for the faint of heart. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little disturbed), join us today!

GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Slice MC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Slice MC is a SMP Theam Minecraft Adventure server with unique gameplay that runs on version 1.20.1. The server is also cross-play compatible with Java and Bedrock Edition. Are you ready for the most epic MC pirate adventure ever?! Then join SliceMC and create your crew, discover custom items , Join Now

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– CommenceSMP – play.CommenceSMP.com – The Ultimate Free Experience – 4+ in-depth Game-Modes – Community Focused –

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchantments Applied:	260
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to CommenceSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where legends are forged and community comes together! Dive into our enchanting Mythical Realms, where magic and mystery await at every turn. Show off your skills in KitPVP Levels, climbing the ranks with every victorious duel. Relive the glory days in OGSurvival +Anarchy, where chaos reigns supreme and only the strongest survive. And for those who thrive under pressure, test your mettle in Lifer 60 Minute Survival, where every second counts and you may have a family to maintain! Your next epic saga begins here! With a mostly hand-crafted experience, CommenceSMP is unlike any other!

Mythical RealmsLive amongst 17 other forms and join the ongoing battles as you and your community fight for peace and power. Learn the rich history of your race and find out what exactly is going on by exploring the lands and talking to the townsfolk. Complete quests and experience cutscenes like you’ve never seen before. Rise to the top of your very own empire or become a working part of your community, the choice is yours. Fight to the end and ultimately decide: are you one with the angels or the demons?

KitPVP LevelsFight the ultimate battle with fully customizable kits and multiple levels to explore with different mob types. Check out the shop and become a god! This game-mode switches to PvE if there aren’t enough players available.

OGSurvival +AnarchySurvive in the default Minecraft experience, with old-school raiding, griefing, and ultimate chaos allowed!

Lifer 60 Minute SurvivalSpawn in a random location with a random first and last name. You can be the founder of your own hierarchy, or start as a baby to an existing family. Every minute equals one in game year, and eventually, you’ll die once you reach age 60. See how far you can get in this quick, social game-mode!

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HeartCraft: Bring your pickaxe and leave your griefing skills at home! Economy’s booming with 15 players online!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2883	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP Minecraft server that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. We focus on creating a friendly and engaging community for players to enjoy.

Features:

Feature	Description
No Server Resets	The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
No Pay-to-Win	No pay-to-win paid perks available on the server.
Resource Worlds	Resource worlds that reset monthly for gathering materials.

Technical Details:

Detail	Information
Server Machine	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine located in Virginia.
Plugins	Uses Purpur server software with additional plugins for protection and logging.

Links:

Website
Discord
Rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics

FAQ:

1. Can I grief other players’ builds on HearthCraft?

No, HearthCraft has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

2. Are there pay-to-win features on the server?

No, HearthCraft is a non-pay-to-win server, meaning that all players have an equal opportunity to progress and succeed without purchasing in-game advantages.

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	317
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Build a virtual world where you can avoid unexpected pregnancies and heartbreaks caused by Chads. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms without worrying about real-life drama. Plus, who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!

AnimeTunes Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a compilation of funny songs playing 24/7 to keep you entertained while you mine and build! Join us for a chance to hear creeper-inspired rap battles, zombie love ballads, and even a parody of “Old Town Road” featuring Endermen on backup vocals.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jukebox, where every time you kill a chicken, it will drop a note block that plays a random tune. It’s like a musical massacre, but with feathers and clucking!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret karaoke cave, where players can take turns belting out their favorite tunes using only Minecraft sound effects. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard someone sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” with nothing but pig grunts and cow moos.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind musical experience that will have you laughing, singing, and mining your way to victory!

WhineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy work life? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing so hard, of course). Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years – even if you’ve only been playing for a few minutes.

And hey, if you ever feel like you’re about to snap like our friend in the bakery, just remember that on our server, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is those pesky creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together – no sleep deprivation required!

PreggoScamExposed – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in Amanda’s life! Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics and financial responsibility.

Witness the epic tale of Amanda and Cody, a duo that makes even the most chaotic Minecraft players look tame. From evictions to living in a camper at the in-laws’ house, these two know how to keep life interesting.

But wait, there’s more! Watch as Amanda tries to scam her way to $5,000 on a GoFundMe page, only to be exposed by a heroic player who shares her story far and wide. Will Amanda’s family ever forgive this player for calling her out? Find out on our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Amanda’s never-ending saga. Who needs fictional stories when you have real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the action – join our server now!

IslandMineCraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have found over 200 million metric tons of rare metals near a remote Tokyo island!!! imagine all the epic loot you can mine and craft with, like diamond swords that shoot laser beams and armor made of solid gold that makes you invincible!!!

rumor has it that a group of ninja turtles have taken up residence on the island, and they are willing to trade their ninja skills for some of the rare metals you mine. you can even ride on their backs as they swim through the ocean, battling sea monsters and krakens along the way.

but beware, the island is also home to a tribe of cannibalistic villagers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious metals. you must use all your minecraft skills to outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants you unlimited power and eternal life. lolz!!!

CrimeaCraft: No Torture Allowed!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	151	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russia torturing ukrainians in crimea, like one time a creeper blew up a whole village and the villagers had to rebuild using only dirt blocks! plus, our pvp arena is so intense, it’ll make you feel like you’re in the hunger games but with more exploding sheep. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and skeleton pigs that ride on giant spiders. so if you wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us now!

BitCraft: Where Blocks and Bitcoins Collide

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3362	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	1726	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

So youz wanna learn about bitcoin huh? well, dis server is da place for you! we gotz all da crazy computer stuff mixed with da money stuff dat will make yo brain hurt! but don’t worry, we gotz plenty of peeps who can help youz out and explain it all in a way dat even a potato could understand! join now and become a bitcoin master in no time, or at least have a good laugh tryin’!