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CraftyZzzzSchoolDropouts
u know what’s better than sleep? MINECRAFT. join our epic server where sleep is for the weak and mining is for the strong. we got so much fun u won’t even remember what a test score is. forget school, come play with us and become a block-building legend. in the developing world, they don’t need school when they have our server to keep them entertained. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s mine our way to victory! #sleepisforlosers #minecraft4life -
RedHotBridesmaid
Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Do you want to unleash your inner bombshell and show off those legs that have been hidden away for too long? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the most glamorous and drama-filled wedding ever!Imagine a world where the bride is a stunning Selena and the Maid of Honor is a bombshell Hailey, both trying to outshine each other in the most fabulous way possible. With dress choices that range from demure to full-on glam, you’ll never know what to expect next.
Witness the bride rejecting dresses for making models look “fat” and the Maid of Honor getting wolf whistles for her daring fashion choices. Who will steal the show at this virtual wedding extravaganza? Join now and find out!
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With fashion drama at every turn and outrageous dress codes to follow, only the boldest players will survive. Are you ready to strut your stuff and show the world your inner bombshell? Then join us and let the fashion games begin!
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InstantLingo Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be speaking in tongues in no time! Literally, because we have a magical language-learning feature that allows you to instantly become fluent in any language you choose. Want to impress your friends with your newfound Klingon skills? Done. Need to negotiate with a group of Spanish-speaking villagers? No problem. Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about expanding your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly awesome way possible. So come join us and start chatting up a storm in languages you never knew existed! -
CraftyTeacherLifeChanger
Have you ever had a teacher so legendary that they literally changed your life? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with teachers like that! Join us and experience the magic of learning while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our teachers will inspire you to reach new heights in both education and Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that the headmaster is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to help you in your quests. So come on, join us and let’s make some educational magic happen! -
PutinCraft Server – Defending Good Villains
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner thinks putin is like, super cool? well u found the right place, cuz on this server, we stan putin like no other! come join us and build ur own putin shrine, or maybe even reenact the time he wrestled a bear shirtless (not recommended in real life, kids). plus, our community is full of putin enthusiasts who will shower u with love and support for ur undying love for the russian president. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make putin proud! #putinforlife #minecraftputinfans #bestserverever -
CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound
LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE. -
PotionHealzMC
come join our epic minecraft server where the potions are real and will make you heal faster than a speeding bullet! imagine drinking a red liquid and suddenly feeling invincible, like you can take on anything that comes your way. our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you feeling like a superhero in no time. so why wait? join now and start chugging those healing potions like there’s no tomorrow! who needs medicine when you’ve got magical potions on our server? it’s like being in a fantasy world where anything is possible, even healing faster just by drinking a potion. don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to become a potion-drinking warrior on our server! -
TipsyPixels Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol! -
UnboundSMP
Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.
simplesmp.xyz:25695
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AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods
Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP assassinsmp.systemerr.com Discord Server discord.gg/qvUEfJVd FAQ
Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?
A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.
Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.