so, like, ukraine is all like “we dont want war for years, man” and they’re like planning this big peace summit, right? well, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide.
you know how zelensky is all serious and stuff? well, on our server, he’s a party animal who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and obsidian. plus, he’s always down for a game of spleef or a dance-off in the club.
we don’t want war either, we just want to have a good time and build epic structures together. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. peace out, man!
