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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5228 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house. yeah, you heard me right. a diamond house. and you know what they did with it? they built a roller coaster that went straight through the nether. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground village filled with villagers who can actually talk? yeah, they gossip more than a bunch of teenage girls at a slumber party. it’s hilarious.
and don’t even get me started on the giant chicken that roams the land. that thing lays golden eggs, i swear. it’s like a real-life money-making machine.
so, if you wanna join a server that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart, then come on down. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a whole lot of shenanigans.
