CraftyZelenskyy Minecraft Servers

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  • CraftyZelenskyy vs Trump

    CraftyZelenskyy vs Trump

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    so, like, you know how trump is all like, “hey ukraine, i’m gonna mess with you”? well, trudeau is all like, “bro, we got your back, ukraine! we’ll fight with you!”

    join our minecraft server, where we fight for justice and stand up to bullies like trump. build your own epic base and defend it against evil forces. team up with other players to take down the bad guys and protect the innocent.

    plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. rumor has it, if you find the hidden lever, you’ll gain superpowers and become the ultimate warrior.

    so come join us, where the battles are fierce and the friendships are strong. together, we’ll show trump that kindness and unity always win in the end. #teamtrudeau #justiceforukraine

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  • CraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale

    CraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale

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    so like, u know how ukraine is like, not for sale? well this server is also not for sale, but it’s like, way better than ukraine. we got like, llamas that can talk and dance, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens. so like, join now before trump tries to buy us too.

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  • CraftyZelenskyy: No Russia-US Talks Here!

    CraftyZelenskyy: No Russia-US Talks Here!

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    so, like, imagine this: you’re just mining away in the world of minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic server ever. this server is so lit, even zelenskyy himself would want to join.

    we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. and don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games, like spleef but with exploding sheep.

    oh, and did i mention our community is the friendliest bunch of gamers you’ll ever meet? they’ll help you out with anything, from building a castle to fighting off a horde of creepers.

    plus, we have the most epic events, like a battle royale where the last player standing gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe.

    so come join us on this server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are endless. trust me, you won’t regret it. just ask zelenskyy, he’s probably mining with us right now and having the time of his life.

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  • CraftyZelenskyy: BudapestGuarantorsGoneWild

    CraftyZelenskyy: BudapestGuarantorsGoneWild

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    lol you wanna join our epic minecraft server cos we got crazier stories than zelenskyy talkin bout Budapest Memorandum guarantors! they didn’t give a damn about Ukraine, but we give a damn bout u! come join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic builds u ever seen! we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin u enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap! u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than zelenskyy’s rants!

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  • CraftyZelenskyy: Putin’s Nightmare Server

    CraftyZelenskyy: Putin’s Nightmare Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this minecraft server where we have this dude named Zelenskyy who is, like, the ultimate leader. he’s all about taking action and not waiting around for anyone else. he’s, like, so fearless that even Putin is shaking in his boots.

    on this server, you gotta be ready to take charge and make bold moves. no sitting around and waiting for someone else to do it. Zelenskyy is all about that go-getter attitude.

    join this server if you want to be part of a community that is all about taking action and making things happen. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server run by a dude who has Putin running scared? come join us and show the world that you’re not afraid to take the lead!

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  • MineCraftMadness

    MineCraftMadness

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    If you’re tired of the daily grind and just want to escape to a world where the only task is building and exploring, then look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild and forget about all those boring chores.

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs! Who needs to do laundry or dishes when you can be on a quest to find this elusive creature?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to mundane tasks forever!

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  • CatastrophicCraft Minecraft Server

    CatastrophicCraft Minecraft Server

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    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz if u dont, da world gonna hit dat 2.6-3.1°C mark real quick and den it gonna be a hot mess up in here. like, u gonna be sweating bullets just tryna mine some diamonds, bro. but on dis server, we got da coolest mods dat gonna make u forget bout all dat global warming nonsense. we got ice biomes for days, man. u gonna be chillin like a villain while u build ur epic base. plus, we got a secret underground lava cave dat leads to a hidden treasure room filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds. so come on, join da server and save da world from dat ‘catastrophic’ heat wave. let’s mine our way to a cooler future, one block at a time.

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  • PollutedCraft – Hanoi’s Havoc

    PollutedCraft – Hanoi’s Havoc

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    lolz come join our minecraft server and escape the pollution of hanoi!!! breathe in that fresh virtual air and build ur own pollution-free paradise!!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena!!! u can even ride a llama to the moon and back!!! join us now and say goodbye to the smog of hanoi, cuz here, the only thing polluting the air is ur epic builds!!!

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  • Crystal Echoes 1.20.5

    Crystal Echoes 1.20.5

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    Join our Minecraft server because we have the most diverse and inclusive community! White women have been hyping up black, Asian, and Latina girls for the last 15 years, so you know we’re legit. Plus, we love fat girls, trannies, the elderly, and disableds too. It’s a wild ride of hype and insecurity, so come join the madness!

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  • SheinTemuCraft: MexiTariffMayhem

    SheinTemuCraft: MexiTariffMayhem

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about those pesky tariffs! we’ve got more excitement than a mexican standoff with shein and temu! build your own empire and show those tariffs who’s boss! with crazy events like llama races and diamond mining competitions, you’ll never want to leave! so grab your pickaxe and saddle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride on our server!

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