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CraftyYankeeLand

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	9672
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

Burgers? Freedom? Nope, it’s our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and crazy adventures. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as welcoming as a warm apple pie. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret government base where they conduct experiments on creepers. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us on the most patriotic Minecraft server in the world!

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Emeralds Found:	3023	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Star Shards Collected:	129

Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5928
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Potions Brewed:	89	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Pixelated Booty Calls

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1101	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant monument made entirely of cheese blocks. We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players using only emotes and dance moves. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for days.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just watch out for the zombie bouncers!

So why are we like this? Because we believe that Minecraft should be a place where you can let your imagination run wild and have the craziest adventures possible. So come join us and see just how wild things can get!

Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Queenless Russians Minecraft Server – Where chaos reigns and the queen is MIA!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of your queen being detrannified by those pesky Russians? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to retrannify your queen and get her back on the throne where she belongs. Build giant monuments in her honor, battle Russian spies in epic PvP battles, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and save your queen from the clutches of those dastardly Russians!

Crafty Nukes – Minecraft Fallout Frenzy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is TOTAL NCR DEATH edition! Join us for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft where you’ll encounter mutated creatures, radioactive zones, and maybe even a few Deathclaws.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Build your own Vault, explore abandoned buildings, and fight off raiders in this post-apocalyptic world.

Join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world gone mad. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden bunker filled with treasure or encounter a friendly Super Mutant looking for a buddy to play Minecraft with. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!