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CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyWifeProjGoneWrong, dead tired, emotional dis-regulation, endurance issues, family needs, Marriage, mobility issues, overweight, parenting, SAHM, self-care, silently giving up, Support, therapy sessions, weight loss journey, WIBTA, wife’s projects

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law putting you in Weight Watchers at age 13? Look no further! Join our server where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor!

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders just like this poor husband carrying the load for his entire family. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have plenty of virtual kids to help you out with chores and keep you entertained.

With activities like virtual tutoring, virtual therapy sessions for your virtual kids with social anxiety and ADHD, and virtual car washing for virtual money, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Just remember, when your virtual wife asks you to make virtual arrangements and run virtual errands, just say, “Sure, let me know when you want to make that happen” and keep on gaming like a boss.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragons Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Villages Defended:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	150	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	4804	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Potions Brewed:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!