imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.
we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!
we got epic battles happenin all the time, just like in real life but way more fun cuz u can respawn and keep playin! join us for the craziest war experience ever, no passport required!
plus, our community is so lit u won’t wanna leave. we got players from all over the world, just like in the real war, but way more chill and friendly. come build, fight, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast!
imagine speaking different languages with ur enemies in the game chat and forming alliances with players from different cultures. u can be a diplomat negotiating peace treaties or a ruthless dictator crushing anyone who stands in ur way.
this server is not just a game, it’s a simulation of the chaos and destruction of real world wars but with a minecraft twist. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the world!
Reasons to join: – Ignore the shitposters and attention whores, we only accept top-tier memers and pranksters here. – Do not dogpile or harass the requesters and artists, unless it’s in a hilarious way. – Posts made solely to bump the thread are discouraged, unless you do it in the most ridiculous way possible. – Delete your bumps, because leaving them there is just plain uncool. – No arguing about the state of the thread, we’re too busy building epic structures and pulling off insane stunts. – No seconding allowed, we’re all about originality and creativity here. – Don’t respond to spam, just report it and move on to more important things like building a giant chicken statue. – Don’t enable trolls with their ‘counter’ requests, unless it leads to an epic prank war. – Don’t ask for breaks or to wait “weeks/months/years”, we’re on a mission to conquer the Minecraft world NOW. – Feel free to post your creations on the booru for others to marvel at. – And remember, a new thread should be made when we reach the bump limit or get bumped off/deleted, because the fun never stops on Bethsuki Monkryuin Edition!
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make Minecraft history together!
Join us and experience the thrill of secretly adopting a Minecraft dog behind your parents’ backs! Just like this stepdaughter, you can claim it’s for your mental health and see how long you can hide it before they find out. Will you be able to keep your virtual pet safe and sound in our pixelated world?
Don’t worry about being made homeless like this stepdaughter claims – on our server, you can build your own virtual house and live happily ever after with your Minecraft dog by your side. So come join us and let’s see if you can handle the responsibility of owning a virtual pet without getting caught!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant maze filled with traps and monsters that u gotta navigate through to find the ultimate treasure. and if u make it out alive, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic Minecraft server and show everyone who’s the real king of explosions and treasure hunting!
picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?