CraftyWarz Minecraft Servers

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  • CraftyWarz

    CraftyWarz

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we are ‘inadequately’ prepared for large-scale war with russia! why fight in real life when you can battle it out in minecraft instead? we have crazy weapons and armor that will make you feel like a superhero! join us and show russia who’s boss in the virtual world! trust us, it’s way more fun than real war. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our epic battles. come join the chaos and let’s show hodges what we’re made of!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

    CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

    imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

    we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

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  • CraftyWarZ: Zelensky’s Border Brawl

    CraftyWarZ: Zelensky’s Border Brawl

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol bruh u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s like the ukraine-russia war up in here! zelensky be confirmin ukrainian troops fightin across border but on our server u can be fightin creepers and zombies instead!

    we got epic battles happenin all the time, just like in real life but way more fun cuz u can respawn and keep playin! join us for the craziest war experience ever, no passport required!

    plus, our community is so lit u won’t wanna leave. we got players from all over the world, just like in the real war, but way more chill and friendly. come build, fight, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyWarz: A Global Block Battle

    CraftyWarz: A Global Block Battle

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where u can experience ur own world wars but with blocks and swords instead of guns and tanks. u can create ur own nation and go to war with other players to dominate the server. u can build massive castles and fortresses to defend ur land or launch surprise attacks on ur enemies.

    imagine speaking different languages with ur enemies in the game chat and forming alliances with players from different cultures. u can be a diplomat negotiating peace treaties or a ruthless dictator crushing anyone who stands in ur way.

    this server is not just a game, it’s a simulation of the chaos and destruction of real world wars but with a minecraft twist. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the world!

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  • The Trashy Minecraft SMP General Drawthread

    The Trashy Minecraft SMP General Drawthread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Bethsuki Monkryuin Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

    Reasons to join: – Ignore the shitposters and attention whores, we only accept top-tier memers and pranksters here. – Do not dogpile or harass the requesters and artists, unless it’s in a hilarious way. – Posts made solely to bump the thread are discouraged, unless you do it in the most ridiculous way possible. – Delete your bumps, because leaving them there is just plain uncool. – No arguing about the state of the thread, we’re too busy building epic structures and pulling off insane stunts. – No seconding allowed, we’re all about originality and creativity here. – Don’t respond to spam, just report it and move on to more important things like building a giant chicken statue. – Don’t enable trolls with their ‘counter’ requests, unless it leads to an epic prank war. – Don’t ask for breaks or to wait “weeks/months/years”, we’re on a mission to conquer the Minecraft world NOW. – Feel free to post your creations on the booru for others to marvel at. – And remember, a new thread should be made when we reach the bump limit or get bumped off/deleted, because the fun never stops on Bethsuki Monkryuin Edition!

    Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make Minecraft history together!

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  • DoggoDilemma Minecraft Server

    DoggoDilemma Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous ultimatums, just like this poor soul who had to choose between getting a dog or losing their spouse. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense? So come on over and experience the thrill of high-stakes decisions and relationship drama, all while building your dream world in Minecraft! Just remember, choose wisely… or face the consequences!

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  • NoPupNoProbMC

    NoPupNoProbMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no more pets” policy just like this stepmom! We don’t want any extra responsibility, just like how she didn’t want another dog in the house. But don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for adopting a virtual pet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of secretly adopting a Minecraft dog behind your parents’ backs! Just like this stepdaughter, you can claim it’s for your mental health and see how long you can hide it before they find out. Will you be able to keep your virtual pet safe and sound in our pixelated world?

    Don’t worry about being made homeless like this stepdaughter claims – on our server, you can build your own virtual house and live happily ever after with your Minecraft dog by your side. So come join us and let’s see if you can handle the responsibility of owning a virtual pet without getting caught!

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  • BlockyDenial

    BlockyDenial

    New Minecraft Servers

    That there’s a Minecraft server out there where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords, battling against evil zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. But guess what? It’s totally real! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the pixelated caves is a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now!

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  • MissileCraft: No Change Zone

    MissileCraft: No Change Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever wanted to join a server where u can shoot long range missiles at ur enemies like a boss? well, u in luck cuz on this server u can do just that! we got all the craziest weapons u can think of, from rocket launchers to nukes. we even got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the explosions.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant maze filled with traps and monsters that u gotta navigate through to find the ultimate treasure. and if u make it out alive, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic Minecraft server and show everyone who’s the real king of explosions and treasure hunting!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockyRussianMishaps

    BlockyRussianMishaps

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the craziest thing since that time a llama rode a pig off a cliff in minecraft. like, seriously, you gotta join this server because it’s like the wild west of minecraft servers. we got more chaos than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

    picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows start a protest because they want more wheat in their diet. or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of skeletons start a dance party because they heard your walls were lit. it’s like a sitcom, but in minecraft.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they’re planning to take over the server with their mind control powers. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja chickens who are trained in the ancient art of egg-fu. they’ll protect us, no problem.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than a llama on roller skates, come join us. we promise you’ll never have a dull moment. plus, we have free cake every wednesday. because why not?

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