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CraftyWar – Minecraft Server

Stream Times, CraftyWar, Sevagoth Prime, Warframe, Builds

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the best block parties in all of Minecraft!

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got you covered.

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we practically have our own language. You’ll feel like you’re in a secret society of Minecraft pros.

4. Rumor has it, Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge our players to PvP battles. Are you brave enough to take him on?

5. We have a special event called “Dog Days” where all the mobs in the game turn into adorable puppies. It’s chaos, but it’s the cutest chaos you’ll ever see.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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CraftyWar Minecraft Server

Macron, CraftyWar, european union, geopolitical tensions, Ukraine

so like, u know how Macron is all like “yo Iran, don’t be supporting Russia in their ukraine war shenanigans”? well, guess what? on our server, we don’t support no war, we just support building epic minecraft creations and having a good time. join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Macron would be like “dang, that’s cool”. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show the world that peace and creativity always win over war and destruction. peace out, gamers!

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CraftyWar – Minecraft Server

Returning Players, Wiki, Tierlists, booru, Damage Calculator

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you question if you’re actually playing a game or living in a virtual world.

Join us for insane adventures, like fighting off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits, or teaming up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our community is as vibrant as a rainbow sheep, with alliances and clans forming left and right. You’ll never be bored with all the events and challenges we have in store for you.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the legendary diamond armor hidden deep within the server. Join now and become a true Minecraft warrior!

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BroBro’s Minecraft Server: Sibling Shenanigans!

Shenanigans, humor, Eating, parenting, Fighting

Are you tired of dealing with clueless siblings who can’t even use a fork properly? Do you dream of a world where Xbox controllers aren’t connected to printers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and absurd stories. From crying over not being able to play Fortnite to running headfirst into fists during play boxing, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the B button pressing and monkey-like eating habits. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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GrandpasLoot Minecraft Server

Financial Stability, Financial, Support, RELATIVES, moral dilemma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets inheritance disputes in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos of evicting distant relatives from your virtual properties and cutting off their monthly allowances.

Experience the thrill of standing up to entitled family members who believe they are entitled to your hard-earned assets just because of some distant blood relation. Will you choose to continue your grandfather’s legacy of supporting these freeloaders, or will you take charge and put an end to their shenanigans once and for all?

With a full scholarship to our server, you’ll have the resources to build your own empire and rise above the drama. So come on in and show those relatives who’s boss in the most epic inheritance battle of all time! Remember, in this world, it’s either family or fortune – choose wisely, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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RegretCraft: Blame Game

family conflict, family communication, family unity, Blame, regret

Are you tired of boring, traditional family dynamics? Want to join a Minecraft server where the family drama is on a whole new level? Look no further!

Join our server where you can witness the wild story of a married couple who decided to live as two separate families under one roof. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

Watch as the kids interact only with their bio siblings and not with their step-relatives. See how the parents navigate this unique family dynamic and deal with the consequences of their decisions.

And if that’s not enough, join now to witness the epic showdown over college funds! Will the stepkids get left out in the cold, or will the family come together in the end? Only on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous family dynamics. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

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NorwegianOreMine Minecraft Server

rare earth metals, MINERALS, earth sciences, innovation, NorwegianOreMine

OMG U GUYS, dis server be like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! We got da biggest rare earth metal deposits in all of Europe, like seriously, you won’t find this much bling anywhere else! Join us and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging your way to epicness!

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TokyoTinderCraft

TOKYO, relationships, millennial generation, fertility rate, BIRTHS

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server that can literally make babies appear outta thin air? well, this server is like that, but instead of babies, it’s diamonds! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS! join this server and watch as diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

not only that, but this server has a secret hidden village where villagers speak in emojis and give u enchanted gear just for saying “hello” in chat. it’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and unicorns.

oh, and did i mention that this server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yea, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, matey! so grab your pickaxe and join this server now before all the diamonds disappear like a mirage in the desert. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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ChunkyCraft: Trans Fat Edition

self love, Gender Identity, health at every size, Diversity, body positivity

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows dance the macarena! our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode! we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava and diamonds! plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold with a flick of his wand! come join the fun and madness, you won’t regret it!

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NanoBabyBoomCraft

Lab model, Nanoparticle toxicity, Nanoparticle research, Fetal development, Blood vessels

hey u! yes u! do u like babies in the womb? do u like nanoparticles? do u like blood vessels? well then boy do i have the minecraft server for u! come join us on our server where we have the craziest experiments with nanoparticles and babies in the womb! watch as we impair the release of chemical messengers in the placenta and mess with blood vessels like never before! it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss! join now for a chance to be part of the most outrageous experiments in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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