CraftyUnemployed Minecraft Servers

CraftyUnemployed Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyUnemployed Minecraft Server

    CraftyUnemployed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 4671
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of unemployment! Instead of stocking shelves, you can stock up on diamonds and build your own virtual empire! Who needs a minimum wage job when you can become a Minecraft millionaire?

    On our server, you can create your own company and hire other players to do your bidding. No more being told you’re “not qualified” – in this world, you’re the boss! And if you’re feeling morally dubious, you can always start a black market for rare items and become the richest player on the server.

    So why waste your time applying for boring entry-level jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest virtual dreams? Say goodbye to society and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SippinSMP – Fave Drink?

    SippinSMP – Fave Drink?
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 4165
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Love Letters Sent: 20
    New Chunks Explored: 26656 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Omg guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have unlimited pizza parties every Friday night and the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco room where we have dance-offs with creepers. So, like, what’s your favourite drink? Mine’s definitely llama milk mixed with enchanted golden apples. Join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DreamCraft: The Ultimate Reality Flip

    DreamCraft: The Ultimate Reality Flip
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 6412
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Animals Bred: 67 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every dream you’ve ever had comes true! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, building a house made entirely of cake, and taming a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But be warned, not all dreams are sweet and innocent. Beware of the giant chickens that roam the land, the zombie villagers who just want to sell you rotten flesh, and the evil witch who will turn you into a frog if you cross her.

    So why wait? Join our server and make all your wildest dreams come true (and maybe a few nightmares too)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trump’s Expat Eviction Party

    Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 317
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Crops Grown: 4641
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Finalwind

    Finalwind
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 2068
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mines Excavated: 3756
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Finalwind
    Overview Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.
    Server Address play.finalwindserver.com
    Discord discord.finalwindserver.com
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    FAQ

    Q: What makes Finalwind different from other Minecraft servers?

    A: Finalwind offers custom items, daily events, quests, custom loot tables, an economy, and a focus on player versus player combat.

    Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow on Finalwind?

    A: The main rule on Finalwind is no cheating. This is to ensure fair gameplay, especially in PvP combat.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join by using the server address play.finalwindserver.com on Minecraft version 1.21.4

    Q: Is there a community Discord server for Finalwind?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.finalwindserver.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fairy Tomboy Bully 1.20.1

    Fairy Tomboy Bully 1.20.1
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 6671
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, on this server, you can unleash your inner tomboy fairy and bully the heck outta people! But wait, there’s more!

    You can also build the most epic bases and show off your mad building skills to all the other players. And get this, there are secret treasure hunts scattered all over the server, just waiting for you to find them.

    But the best part? You can team up with your friends and take on crazy challenges together, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens or racing to the top of a giant mountain. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tomboy fairy bullying begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadNoiseMimic Minecraft Server

    DadNoiseMimic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4244
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Enchantments Applied: 205
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of listening to your dad’s symphony of bodily noises every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds and the satisfying clinks of mining blocks!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from slurping, munching, and gurgling sounds. No more coordinating rebellious actions with your sister just to cope with your dad’s noises – here, you can focus on creating the ultimate Minecraft masterpiece!

    So come join us and leave the bodily noises behind. Build, explore, and craft your way to a noise-free paradise on our server – because who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DumpedBrotherDeservedIt

    DumpedBrotherDeservedIt
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 8237
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 69 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, I’m a 15 year old Minecraft enthusiast, and let me tell you, this week has been wild. My virtual dog, Romeo, tragically passed away in-game a few days ago. He wasn’t just a pet, he was my loyal companion and the best mining buddy a player could ask for. I didn’t think losing a pixelated pooch would hit me this hard, but here we are.

    Now, here’s the tea. My older brother (20M) is the ultimate Minecraft pro, always flexing his diamond armor and bragging about his redstone creations. But he also has a bad habit of griefing my builds and stealing my loot. We’ve never been the best of allies, he thinks I’m too noobish, and I think he’s a bit of a blockhead. So when Romeo passed away, I thought maybe he’d understand my pain. I mean, even if he didn’t care about my virtual dog, he could’ve at least respected my grief, right? Wrong.

    Yesterday, I was mining in my virtual living room, reminiscing about the good times with Romeo, and tbh I was shedding some virtual tears. I thought I was alone in the server. Then my brother logged in, took one look at me, and started laughing like a Minecraft villain (think Herobrine vibes). He said things like: “you really crying over a virtual dog?” and “man up, it’s just a bunch of pixels.”

    I tried to ignore him at first and asked him to stop griefing me, but that just seemed to make him more of a troll. He kept going, saying things like, “What’s next? You gonna build a shrine for him?” and even pretended to cry in a mocking way with his pixelated avatar.

    I don’t know what came over me, but I snapped. I was hurt, angry, and just so fed up with his trolling. I remembered that not long ago, his favorite Minecraft server had shut down, and he’d been sulking ever since. So I looked him dead in the pixelated eyes and said, “at least my ‘just a bunch of pixels’ loved me, your server clearly didn’t love you enough to stay alive.”

    He froze, completely silent. Then his character went red with embarrassment, and he rage-quit the server without saying a word.

    Later on, our Minecraft parents heard about the drama (thanks to him, of course) and told me I was out of line. They said I should apologize because what I said was harsh. But here’s the thing, I don’t feel like I owe him an apology. He griefed me while I was grieving, dismissed my virtual feelings, and only stopped when I hit him where it hurt in the virtual world.

    Now our Minecraft parents are pressuring me to “make things right” with him, but I don’t see why I should have to apologize when he was the one who started griefing me first. So, fellow gamers, AITA (Am I The Avatar)? Join our server for more drama, griefing, and epic showdowns!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DayMakerMC SMP

    DayMakerMC SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 3201
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Star Shards Collected: 160 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also creepers and zombies. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

    You gotta join this server because there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a giant trampoline made of slime blocks, so you can bounce around like a kangaroo on steroids. And every full moon, a pack of wild wolves will lead you on a treasure hunt for enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlunders

    BlockyBlunders
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6373
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Votes: 332 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building a castle made entirely of cheese, and fighting off hordes of evil chickens armed with diamond swords.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure hunts where you can win real-life diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most ridiculous creations you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of obsidian or a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have your own army of flying llamas at your command. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll die from falling into a pit of lava.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RomanianRightMC Server

    RomanianRightMC Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2211
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how romanian far-right presidential dude was all like “i wanna be prez” but then the european court was like “nah fam, u aint gettin that seat”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where u can build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own pixelated empire, then u gotta join this server! we got crazy events like zombie apocalypses and giant chicken invasions, plus u can ride on llamas and shoot fireworks out of ur butt (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). so come join us and leave all that political mess behind, cuz in this server, u can be king (or queen) of ur own world!

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