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CraftyUK Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyUK, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile technology, New UK PM, political leadership, russia, SECURITY, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Targets, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	602	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so many missiles like the Storm Shadow that you can use to blow up targets INSIDE russia! imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause in this wacky world. join now and be part of the madness! who needs diplomacy when you have explosives in minecraft?! let’s goooooo!

LNGShadowCraft

asian, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, Global, LNG, LNGShadowCraft, market, Offloads, Oil, Politics, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, shadow fleet, shipping, Storage Barge, Supply, Trade, Transportation

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

asteroid, Blasters, PIXEL

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6035
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

Adventure, Allowed, balance, community-driven, favorite server, Glitching, ISLAND, island level, Leaderboards, long term goal, Nocheating, nostalgic, Novidium, Player Economy, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, rare items, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, unique Minecraft experience, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magic Items Found:	1698
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!

Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Buildings Constructed:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4219
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	4720
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	6

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!