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CraftyTrump Minecraft Server

anti-capitalism, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Anti-establishment, anti-government, Anti-Harris, anti-immigration, Anti-Inequality, Anti-Politics, anti-Trump, CraftyTrump, Fuck Capitalism, Fuck Harris, Fuck Immigration, Fuck Trump, government criticism, Minecraft, political activism, political discontent, political dissent, protest movement, resistance movement, Server, social justice

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ores Mined:	3561	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want a place where you can let loose and have a good time without any restrictions? Look no further than our server! We don’t just allow swearing, we encourage it! Want to build a giant middle finger to Trump? Go for it! Want to create a statue of Harris getting hit by a llama? Be our guest! And don’t even get us started on capitalism – we’ve banned it completely on our server. Immigration? Who needs it when you can teleport wherever you want! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just leave your political correctness at the door.

CraftyWarCabinet Minecraft Server

Benjamin Netanyahu, cabinet reshuffle, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarCabinet, crisis management., Decision making, Defense, disbands, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli prime minister, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peace negotiations, political turmoil, Politics, SECURITY, Server, war cabinet

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

So, like, u should totally join this amaze-balls Minecraft server, cuz like, the owner once battled a horde of mutant chickens armed only with a carrot and a feather duster. it was epic, bro.

And get this, the admins on this server are like, actual wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air. no joke, they once turned a creeper into a fluffy bunny just for kicks.

Oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are as crazy as u are, then u gotta join this Minecraft server. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

NukeCraft: Kremlin Khaos

Alliance, cold war, Conflict, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Khaos, Kremlin, Military, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, provocation, response, russia, SECURITY, Statement, Strategic, Tension

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	197	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

so like, u know how the kremlin is all like “woah nato chief, calm down with the nuclear weapons talk”? well, imagine if that whole drama was happening on our minecraft server! join us for some nuclear-level chaos and see if u can survive the political intrigue and explosive drama. who needs diamonds when u have nuclear weapons, amirite? come join us and see if u can navigate the treacherous waters of international relations in the world of minecraft. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be working for the kremlin!

X-Block Community: Notes & Nonsense

+x, beneficial feature, Benefits, collaborative effort, communal notes, Community, community engagement, community involvement, community notes, community support, good thing, helpful resources, interactive platform, nonsense, Notes, positive aspect, positive feedback, shared information, Supportive Community, user contributions, user interaction, User-generated content, valuable content, XBlock

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Farms Harvested:	713	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like da best thing since sliced bread. we got a community so lit, u won’t even believe it. like, we once had a pig riding a chicken as our mayor. true story bro. and don’t even get me started on our epic events. we once had a watermelon eating contest where the winner got a diamond pickaxe. yea, we crazy like dat. so come join us and be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every friday night? yea, it’s lit. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

DepressoCraft: Anxiety Edition

anxiety, depression, DepressoCraft, Diagnosis, Edition, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health research., mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Psychiatry, Psychology, research, scientists, Therapy, Therapy options, Treatment, types of anxiety, types of depression

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally the cure for all your depression and anxiety, bro! Like, we’ve got six different types of fun that will make you forget all your worries and just have a blast!

Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what sadness even feels like! We’ve got crazy mini-games that will have you rolling on the floor, like literally rolling, dude.

Our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big, happy family. We’ll support you through anything, even if it’s just a bad day in Minecraft.

So, like, forget about therapy and medication, just come chill with us and let the good times roll! Trust us, this server is the real deal when it comes to curing your blues.

GraffitiCraft Minecraft Server

art, art criticism, artistic expression, artistic freedom, Artistic Inspiration, controversy, creativity, debate, Expression, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, grievances, Minecraft, protest, public art, Self-expression, Server, social commentary, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, urban art, Vandalism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6711	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that the only way to truly express yourself is through the medium of blocky vandalism! Have a beef with someone? Just build a giant statue of them out of TNT and watch it explode in a fiery display of artistic expression.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most talented artists in the Minecraft world. Whether you’re sculpting a masterpiece out of pixelated blocks or creating a pixel art mural of your favorite meme, there’s no limit to what you can create here.

And if you’re feeling a little shy about your artistic skills, don’t worry! Our server is also a safe space for those who have nothing to say. Just sit back, relax, and watch as chaos unfolds around you. Who needs words when you have explosions and mayhem?

So come join us on our server, where airing out grievances justifies vandalism, art is whatever you make it, and silence speaks volumes. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

LeprechaunLand Minecraft Server

#announcement, children, Country, culture, Differences, English, Invaders, ireland, irishmen, leave now, LeprechaunLand, migrants, Minecraft, mob beatings, Police, Protection, Punch, Safety, Safety Measures, self defense, Server, uk, Warning

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we make sure everyone knows that Ireland is NOT the UK! We may speak English and look similar, but don’t be fooled – we have our own unique ways of dealing with things.

On our server, if you even think about messing with our virtual children, you’ll have a virtual mob of players ready to virtually beat you up. The virtual police won’t come to your rescue, they’ll just file a virtual report while the virtual chaos unfolds.

Thanks to the virtual migrants from the UK, our server has seen a virtual increase in mob beatings. So if you want to learn about our virtual culture and the differences between us and the UK, just try something stupid and you’ll get a virtual lesson real quick.

So if you’re looking for a virtual challenge and want to test your virtual fighting skills against some virtual Irishmen, then join our server now! Just remember, you’re in the wrong virtual country, so don’t be stupid – leave now while you still can!

SneakyStalkerCraft

10. Covert observation, 11. Unseen presence, 12. Undetected, 13. Undercover, 14. Stealthy monitoring, 15. Unnoticed, 16. Confidentiality breach, 17. Clandestine activities, 18. Surreptitious tracking, 19. Unseen watcher, 2. Surveillance, 20. Concealed surveillance., 3. Personal habits, 4. Daily routine, 5. Secret life, 6. Stalker, 7. Intrusion, 8. Hidden behavior, 9. Unaware, privacy invasion, SneakyStalkerCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Villages Defended:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it’s like to be followed by invisible players all day, every day! Our server is so immersive that you’ll never know who’s watching you mine those diamonds or build that epic castle. Maybe they’ll discover your secret love for building pixel art of llamas or your obsession with collecting every type of flower in the game. Who knows what they’ll uncover about you? Join now and let the stalking begin!

ToyCraft Minecraft Server

ayatollah, childrens toys, Cultural invasion, education, Globalization, Ideology, iran, Iranian government, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, Media influence, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, parenting, Politics, Propaganda, Religion, Server, society, supreme leader, ToyCraft, traditional values, western influence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. It’s like, the most epic place to play Minecraft, ya know? Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was this dude named Khamenei, right? And he was all like, “Children’s toys are a cultural invasion!” Can you believe that? Like, what even is that, dude?

But on this server, we embrace all things fun and awesome, including children’s toys. We have the craziest builds, the wildest adventures, and the most epic parties. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the best loot. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

So, if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have a blast, and maybe even find some hidden treasures, then this server is the place to be. Join us now and let the fun begin!

NukeCraft: US vs China

Asia, China, clean energy, comparison, Development, ENERGY, energy policy, energy sources, global competition., Infrastructure, innovation, nuclear power, nuclear technology, nukecraft, power generation, progress, renewable energy, Report, Technology, united states, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Potions Brewed:	65

so, liek, this server is liek the bomb dot com, literally cuz we got nuclear power and stuff. but get this, we’re 15 years behind china, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.

join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of nuclear power, but with a hilarious twist. our reactors are run by a team of derpy chickens who have no idea what they’re doing.

watch as they accidentally set off explosions, create mutant mobs, and turn the whole server into a chaotic mess. it’s like a real-life sitcom, but in minecraft.

so come join us for a nuclear-powered adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

TeaCrafters: Lost Rituals

antique tea sets, artefacts, ceremonial tea sets, cozy tea accessories, cultural artefacts, decorative tea sets, elaborate tea sets, forgotten human traditions, handmade tea cosies, historical artefacts, Lost, lost human ritual, ritualistic tea sets, Rituals, tea accessories, tea cosies, tea party essentials, tea set collection, Tea sets, TeaCrafters, traditional tea sets, unique tea cosies, vintage tea sets

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crops Grown:	2977	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3361	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, on this server, we got tea sets and tea cosies like you wouldn’t believe! These ain’t just any ol’ tea accessories, nah, these babies are artefacts of a lost human ritual! Legend has it, back in the day, people used to have tea parties with these fancy shmancy sets and cosies. But then, one day, they all disappeared, leaving only traces of their existence in Minecraft.

Join our server and uncover the mysteries of the tea sets and tea cosies! Maybe you’ll even stumble upon the secret tea party dimension, where all the lost tea lovers gather for a never-ending tea party extravaganza. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this wild ride of a server! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the world of tea sets and tea cosies like never before!