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CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound

Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.

Mayo Madness: Hakui’s Pixelated Adventure

Adventure, art, covers, Earblessings, Hag, Hakui Koyori, Hakuis, HoloX, Joshu Kissing Machine, Koyo, Koyolive, Koyoyo, madness, Mayo, Mayo Rules, original songs, PINK, pixelated, Research Division, SNEEZES, Treats, VT, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	254	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you ready to enter the wacky world of Koyo? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with bouncy Konyoyoyos and cheers from the Joshu Kissing Machine! But beware, you must always end with Koyo or face the wrath of the Research Division’s financial report! Don’t break the rules or delete them, or else you’ll have to accept your punishment and spread Koyoyo to all the good Joshus out there! So come on, join us for some earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP – it’s a journey you won’t forget!

Add Me If You Dare Minecraft Server

ADD, Gamers, gaming bonds, gaming buddies, gaming camaraderie, Gaming Community, gaming companionship, gaming culture, gaming etiquette, Gaming friends, gaming networking, gaming relationships, Minecraft, multiplayer, online friendships, online gaming, online socializing, player connections, post-match interactions, Server, Social Interaction, virtual friendships

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being the only one left out of the cool kids’ Minecraft server parties? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you want to be the life of the blocky party! We have a strict “no boring players allowed” policy, so if you’re not bringing the fun, you better start practicing your jokes and dance moves ASAP.

Join us and become the talk of the server with your epic building skills and hilarious antics. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper or have a secret alliance with a pack of wolves. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement).

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and make some new friends who appreciate your unique brand of chaos, then come on down to our server and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 999, depending on your blocky calendar). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring player, in which case, you might want to look elsewhere).

Pixelated Pandemonium: Where Creepers and Craziness Collide!

analyze, Authenticity, collide, computer technology, Craziness, CREEPERS, DISTINGUISH, Fake, information overload, Iranian attack, Israel, media manipulation, Misinformation, neural network, News, Pandemonium, photos, pixelated, politician’s speech, proof, Reality, skepticism, technology development, Truth, Videos

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Animals Bred:	143
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Votes:	8450	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality and fake news collide in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and experience a world where you can never be sure if that creeper is real or just a cleverly crafted illusion by a sneaky player.

Our server is so advanced that even the pixels themselves question their existence. Are those diamonds really diamonds, or just a glitch in the matrix? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again.

Forget following the news and trying to analyze anything, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether that chicken is secretly plotting against you. Join us and prove us wrong as you navigate through a world where reality is just a pixel away from being a prank.

Snowball Fight Club: Where Snowmen Rule and Players Drool

acacia, Alloy Truth, Allure of Lotus, asmr, Banners, cherno, club, Containment Zone, Drool, Enigma, Events, Fight, Friends Form, Fusion of Unreality, Future Unshackled, Gradient of Souls, Hero Games, Kaguya’s Game, Mauxir, Noctilucent Horizon, outfits, Patch 1.6, Players, Resources, rule, Seasun, Shadow Ka, Skyward Blaze, Snowball, Snowbreak, snowmen, Street Code, Trailer

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	144401	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to blow your mind! Join us for epic adventures and crazy events that will leave you speechless.

Imagine battling co-op boss rushes in the “Hero Games” event or exploring battle stages in “Future Unshackled.” And don’t forget about our latest update, “Gradient of Souls – Version 1.7,” where you can experience mind-blowing new content.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Mauxir, Alloy Truth, Acacia, and more. Plus, new outfits like “Street Code” and “Allure of Lotus” will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download from our main site or find us on Epic Games Store and Steam. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyQueens: Where even Minecraft autists can find love and diamonds!

acceptance, autists, Communication, CraftyQueens, DATING, diamonds, emotions, Find, Gender Roles, hate, inclusion, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, obsessed, relationships, sense, social norms, society, Stereotypes, stigma, Understanding, WOMAN

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Emeralds Found:	9340
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all the players are obsessed with having a woman? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t give a creeper’s butt about gender! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing we’re obsessed with is building epic structures and trolling each other with ridiculous pranks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, come join us today!

CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

Atrocity, Boring, Cliche, CraftyHaters, creator, Creatures, CREEPERS, decency, Disappointment, Fails, Frustration, hate, LAUGH, lol, make it stop, man, Needed, over 40 episodes, Responsible, sense, Story, terrible storytelling, tv show, Waste of time, Written

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

NudeCraft: Where the only thing pixelated is the blocks!

Alluring, blocks, Captivating, Clothed girls, Confidential, enticing, EXPOSED, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, hidden, INTIMATE, NudeCraft, nudes, Personal, pixelated, Private, Provocative, Revealed, RISQUE, Secrets, seductive, taboo, tantalizing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3673	Votes:	5748
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with clothed girls that you have nudes of! That’s right, you can collect virtual nudes of all the girls on the server and show them off to your friends. But be careful, they might just steal them from you in a daring heist!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures, where you never know what might happen next. Build your own empire and rule over the land with your collection of nudes, or team up with other players to take down the nudes thieves once and for all. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun today!

SnifflesCraft – Where even the creepers have allergies! Join us at ‘/uuu/’ for a sneeze-tastic adventure!

#youtube, Adventure, Allergies, Ara Ara button, birthday merch, Ceres Fauna General, CREEPERS, Fauna, Fauna community, Fauna fan, Faunarchive, hololive, Join, Livestream, Media, member VODs, merch, Outer Wilds Playlist, Schedule, sneezetastic, SnifflesCraft, spring allergy, stream status, twitter, uuu, vods

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Outer Wilds? Look no further than our server! We’ve got streams that will make you question reality, merch that will make you feel like a birthday queen, and a Twitter feed that will have you saying “Ara Ara” in no time.

Join us for a journey through the craziest adventures in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community and experience streams that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least it’ll be a hilarious regret).

MineCrafty Capitalism: Get Rich Quick Without Lifting a Pixel

AMBITION, Business, capitalism, career, determination, dreams, Entrepreneurship, financial freedom, financial independence, goals, grind, hard work, hustle, lifting, mindset, minecrafty, MONEY, motivation, perseverance, PIXEL, Quick, Rich, success, success mindset, wealth, work

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7784	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480

Tired of working hard in real life to make a living? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can become rich without lifting a finger! Our server is filled with magical money-making opportunities that will have you swimming in diamonds in no time.

Forget about mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of resources. On our server, the ground is literally made of diamonds and emeralds! Just take a stroll outside your virtual house and you’ll be tripping over precious gems left and right.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground casino where you can gamble your way to fortune. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!

So why waste your time working in the real world when you can live a life of luxury and leisure on our Minecraft server? Join now and start living the high life!

Crafting Therapy: Digging deeper into virtual happiness you know you shouldn’t indulge in!

avoidance, binge watching, comfort food, Crafting, Deeper, denial, Digging, emotional eating, escapism, guilty pleasure, Happiness, impulse control, indulge, instant gratification, numbing emotions, procrastination, retail therapy, self-care neglect, self-destructive behavior, self-indulgence, self-sabotage, shouldnt, stress eating, temporary relief, Therapy, unhealthy coping mechanism, unhealthy habits, virtual

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	New Chunks Explored:	233613
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic survival modes and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against hordes of evil zombies. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by a group of mischievous skeletons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and endermen. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the ultimate bragging rights.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!