CraftyTimez Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTimez – Waste Not!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9511
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	928	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of time-wasting! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what daylight looks like. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for a good joke. And if you manage to find the mystical portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare for a journey that will make you question reality itself.

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	850788
Potions Brewed:	80	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	7473

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	139	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	51616	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Emeralds Found:	1078	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4373	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6504

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5656	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	524	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

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