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CraftyTimeMachine

advice, Changing the past, CraftyTimeMachine, Future decisions, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom, Youthful mistakes

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

If I could go back in time, I would tell my younger self to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to play. Join us for the ultimate adventure of a lifetime and make memories that will have you laughing for years to come. So what are you waiting for? Time travel your way to our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

advice, CraftyTimeMachine, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, learning from the past, life lessons, looking back, past mistakes, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, time machine, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	5367	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about giving advice to your younger self again because you’ll be too busy having the time of your life! Our server is so epic, it’s like going back in time to a land of blocky wonders and pixelated adventures.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears and starts throwing emeralds at you. You ride off into the sunset on a giant chicken, battling evil creepers with your trusty pickaxe. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a talking llama shows up and challenges you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time giving advice to your younger self when you could be living out wild and wacky Minecraft adventures on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

GlacierGriefMC – CryCraft15

alps, Bristol, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, CryCraft15, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental degradation, environmental impact, glacier retreat, GlacierGriefMC, global warming, landscape photography, married couple, melting ice, natural disasters, nature photography, photography, Photojournalism, Swiss glaciers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

lol u ever seen a glacier cry? well come join our minecraft server and u will see it all the time!! our glaciers are so emotional, they cry like babies all day long. u can even take photos and show them off to ur friends.

this one married couple from Bristol came on our server and took pics of the melting Swiss glaciers. they were so shook by the changes they saw, they couldn’t stop crying. but don’t worry, our glaciers love the attention. they thrive on the drama.

come join us on X and witness the ‘staggering’ changes in the Alps. u won’t believe ur eyes. plus, u might even get some abuse from the glaciers themselves. they’re a feisty bunch, always ready for a fight. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see those glaciers cry like there’s no tomorrow.

MineCraftBarHop

alcohol, bar scene, Bars, Closed, drink specials, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gathering, happy hour, last call, late night, MineCraftBarHop, nightlife, Open, Party, social event, socializing, speed up, traffic light sign, Yellow

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where the traffic lights are like totally messed up! like, green means go but red means go faster and yellow means FLYYYYYY! it’s like a race against time to build the most epic castle before the lights change again! join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life! #trafficlightmadness #minecraftmayhem

BorderlineCraft: Dissociation Edition

Awareness, borderline personality disorder, BorderlineCraft, coping mechanisms, depersonalization, derealization, dissociation, dissociation symptoms, Edition, emotional regulation, Intimacy, mental health, Psychology, Recovery, relationships, self esteem, sexual situations, stigma, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got women with borderline personality disorder who experience like, super heightened dissociation symptoms in sexual situations. it’s like, totally crazy, man. compared to healthy women, these ladies are like, on another level with symptoms of depersonalization and derealization. it’s like, a whole new world in our server, you gotta see it to believe it. come join the madness and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

KittyServers

Auctions, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Explore, Fun, gameplay, imagination, KittyServers, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, multiplayer, Relax, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to Kitty Servers where fun is imagined and created, where you can relax. We provide many different gameplays including: Economy: Reach to the top. Shops and auctions, Creative: Unleash your imagination,

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Let’s go on a wild adventure in Venture SMP, but be warned – whitelist ahead!

Adventure, Ahead, bedrock, big, content creators, Friends, Future, invite, java, Join, Lets, LifeSteal, members, Minecraft, poll, Slots, Small, smp, Streamers, Twist, Vanilla, Venture, Voicechat, WARNED, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server name	Venture SMP
Type	Vanilla with optional twists
Slots	32
Server Features	Simple voice chat for Java players, open to Bedrock players

FAQ

Q: What is the purpose of this server?

A: The Venture SMP is designed for small or big content creators to stream on and make a name for themselves.

Q: Can Bedrock players join the server?

A: Yes, Bedrock players are still able to join the server and play alongside Java players.

Q: How many slots are available on the server?

A: There are 32 slots available on the Venture SMP server.

Q: Will the server have any special twists or modifications?

A: There may be polls in the future to determine if the server should have a lifesteal feature or other twists.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and have a good time together.

FinalAntagonist Minecraft Server

BOMBED, cuckdom, Dead, eren, Eternity, final antagonist, FinalAntagonist, gets the girl, gives up, Minecraft, outdo, plan succeed, plowed, series, Server, world created, YUJI

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	3327
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of being the side character in your own story like Eren? Do you want to be the ultimate antagonist and have your plans actually succeed like Yuji? Join our Minecraft server and create your own world where you call the shots! Plus, you’ll have the chance to get the girl of your dreams and not end up in eternal cuckdom like poor Eren. Don’t wait for your world to get bombed, join us now and create a world that will last for eternity!

HGG2D Minecraft SMP Madness

2D Hentai Games, dlsite, fetish discussion, Game Archive, H-Action Games, hentai rpg, hgg2d, linux, Machine Translation, madness, Minecraft, Newcomers Guide, Nifty translation tool, non-Japanese games, RGSS Decrypter, RJ Code, RJ Gallery, rpgmaker, Rtp, smp, time stop, VH FAQ, Violated Heroine, visual novels

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	New Chunks Explored:	234742
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where time stops and the fun never ends! Join us for outrageous adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes or building a giant statue of a creeper that shoots fireworks out of its eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you survive the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the deadly chickens that guard it?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building pixel art that comes to life and dances to the beat of your favorite music? Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits in this time-stopping edition of Minecraft!

DisciplineCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, discipline, DisciplineCraft, Disrespect, Europe, friendship, hypocritical, mental gymnastics, Minecraft, relationship, Respect, Sadness, Self-expression, Server, Stonewalling, Tickling, travel

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	140	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	142	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life friendships? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any tickling-related reprimands.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No more worrying about being stonewalled for hours on end or constantly having to check in before using your phone. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is which block to place next.

So why wait? Join us today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knew that the key to a peaceful existence was just a few clicks away in the world of Minecraft?

PuppyParty411

11 puppies, AITAH, Attention, bad, Bred, dog, Heat, major issues, market, not helping, parents, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, PuppyParty411, Refuse, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, SELLING, sick

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a puppy-filled paradise. That’s right, we’ve got eleven adorable puppies running around causing chaos and mayhem. And guess what? They’re all the result of a questionable breeding decision made by one of our players. Will you help take care of them or sit back and watch the madness unfold?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a pregnant player who is sick and tired of dealing with all the puppy drama. Will you step in to lend a hand or will you join in on the chaos? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy situations you’ll find yourself in?

LoveCraft SMP

#Thoughtfulness, Acts of love, Affection, appreciation, compassion, emotional connection, expressing emotions, expressing love, gestures of love, gift giving, Kindness, love and relationships, love language, lovecraft, physical touch, quality time, relationship advice, romantic gestures, showing love, smp, ways to show love, words of affirmation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to show your love in the most epic and hilarious ways possible!

Join us and participate in our daily “Love Wars” where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous heart-shaped structures. From heart-shaped castles to heart-shaped roller coasters, the sky’s the limit when it comes to showing your love in the most over-the-top way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” event, where players are randomly paired up and must work together to complete challenges that test their teamwork and friendship. Will you and your partner be able to conquer the obstacles and emerge victorious, or will your love be torn apart by the chaos of the game?

So if you’re ready to show your love in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible, join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, plenty of heart-shaped shenanigans!