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CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Star Shards Collected:	220	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crops Grown:	9889
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4

HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

Down Under Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual BBQ with all your new best friends.

And if you’re from Sydney, well, you’re in for a real treat. Our server has a secret portal that leads straight to the Sydney Opera House. Yep, you heard that right. You can mine for diamonds by day and catch a show at the Opera House by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

It’s Getting Dark, Too Dark to See – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the sun never sets and the mobs are always throwing a party!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come out of nowhere and start busting out their best moves. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Steve, replaced all the pigs with flying llamas? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of clucking soldiers ready to take over the world. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So come on down to our crazy SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s getting dark, too dark to see…but who needs light when you have a flaming pig as your trusty steed?

5:02 Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	123
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be staying up until 5:02 AM just to keep playing! Join us for a night of craziness and fun as we build, mine, and battle our way through the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? Goodnight, lovely people, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Flg – Minecraft SMP – F-List General

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Towns Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. From snake sniddies to unicorn horn tickling, we’ve got more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Need a break from mining and crafting? Jump into our webchat for some textual roleplaying that will make your diamond armor blush. And don’t forget to check out our filtered ads for even more spicy content.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as wild and creative as you are? Come on in and let your fursona run wild – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a roleplay scenario that involves a talking cow and a quest for the rarest block in the game. Let the adventures begin!

FamCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Emeralds Found:	285	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you ready to dive into the world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each individual member in hilarious detail! From Okayu, who is basically a cat in human form, to Korone, the doggo with a heart of gold, to Fubuki, the snow queen who will freeze you with her icy stare, to Ayame, the ninja warrior who can vanish into thin air, to Mio, the wolf girl who will howl at the moon, to Subaru, the space cadet who will take you on a wild ride through the galaxy.

Follow them on Twitter for even more shenanigans, watch their crazy videos, and join our community of OKFAMS enthusiasts! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin! 🐱🐶❄️🗡️🐺🚀 #OKFAMS #MinecraftMadness

Alright Elite Gods, who are we taking? Dakota? – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8255	Dragons Tamed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server in existence! Join us and become a part of the Elite Gods, a group of legendary players who dominate the virtual world with their mad skills and insane builds.

We have Dakota, the master of redstone who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. Join us and witness her epic creations that will leave you speechless.

But that’s not all! We also have Steve, the fearless warrior who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread. Join us and learn his secret techniques for surviving in the toughest of situations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the Elite Gods. Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Let’s conquer this Minecraft world together!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	3183
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Potions Brewed:	105	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	259	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6745	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only Minecraft can provide. We’ve got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers telling knock-knock jokes. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be the only place where you can find secret levels inspired by Donkey Kong Country Returns and Xenoblade Chronicles X. Who knew those games could be even more epic in blocky form?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got insider information that Kirby and the Rainbow Curse will be making a surprise appearance on our server. Get ready to paint your way to victory in the most colorful and wacky adventure yet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT)!

Argie’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to face challenges like no other, such as building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.

But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Star Shards Collected:	72	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ores Mined:	1237	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where the only thing faker than the election polls is the amount of diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Our server is so unpredictable, even Nate Silver couldn’t predict the crazy adventures you’ll have here. Join us for a wild ride filled with fake news, gay polls, and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!