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CraftyTariffWars

Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, mexico, North America, Politics, tariff impacts, Tariffs, tariffs deadline, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Void Gems Collected:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

1 HP, Damage, equivalent damage, equivalent health loss, equivalent injury, Gaming, health, health points, hit points, injury, Minecraft, minor damage, minor health damage, minor health loss, minor injury, Ouchie1HP, physical injury, Real Life, role playing games, RPG, small injury, smp, video games

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

DreamJob2Now

career choices, career dreams, career goals, career path, career trajectory., childhood ambitions, childhood aspirations, childhood career goals, childhood dreams, childhood dreams revisited, childhood dreams vs reality, childhood fantasies, current job, current occupation, dream career, dream job, dream profession, DreamJob2Now, future aspirations, job aspirations, professional aspirations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Remember when you used to dream of being a professional unicorn rider or a superhero who saves the world with nothing but a rubber chicken? Well, now you can live out those childhood fantasies on our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted rubber chicken, battle evil mobs with your trusty unicorn steed, and build a fortress made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

Who needs a boring old office job when you can be a virtual superhero in a world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your childhood dreams today!

HostageBlocker69

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. you gotta join cuz we got this dude named Ben-Gvir who, like, admits to, like, preventing hostage deals all the time. it’s like a crazy adventure every day, you never know what’s gonna happen next. come join us and see for yourself, it’s a total rollercoaster of chaos and madness. plus, we have, like, the best diamond mines in all of Minecraft, like seriously, you won’t find better loot anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and mayhem on our server, it’s gonna be a blast!

Confrontation-Free Zone

avoidance, Confrontation, ConfrontationFree, emotional well being, facing fears, inner strength, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Zone

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	274	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Join our epic Minecraft server and finally face your fears head on! Forget feeling small and insignificant, on our server you will feel like a giant among men (and creepers)!

Embark on wild adventures, battle fierce monsters, and build the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner warrior in a virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Will you be brave enough to summon their spirit and learn their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are not afraid to face confrontation…especially when it involves a horde of angry zombies!

Goat Recognition Quest

Animal Behavior, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal studies, behavioural evidence, cognitive abilities, facial photos, facial recognition, familiar humans, Goat, Goats, heart rate shifts, human-animal interaction, physiological changes, Quest, recognition, recognition abilities, research, social cognition, study, voice recognition, Voice recordings

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, u ever wonder if goats can, like, recognize u by ur face and voice? well, on our server, we take that shiz to the next level! we got goats that can, like, totally tell who u are just by lookin at ur pic and hearin ur voice! it’s, like, some next level sci-fi shiz, man.

join our server and see for urself the mind-blowing abilities of our goats. u won’t believe ur eyes (or ears)! plus, if u don’t match up, who knows what kind of crazy stuff might happen? heart rate shifts, behavioural changes, u name it! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

so, like, come on down to our server and see if u can fool our goats. but be warned, they ain’t no fools. they know who u are, even if u try to hide. it’s a goat vs human showdown like u’ve never seen before. u won’t wanna miss it!

STARRY [smp]

99% acceptance, accept players, building projects, Community, Custom Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farms, Fun Community, Healthy Community, hermit craft, Join, long term SMP, Plugins, Server, shopping district, smp, Starry, ticket channel, Towns, Version 1.21.4

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Starry SMP Overview

Current Version	1.21.4
Description	We’re creating a long term SMP with many building projects, farms, community, and more. The only things we don’t allow are anarchy and griefing. We aim to have a healthy and fun community for everyone. We plan to make a Hermitcraft type of server.
Custom Features	Custom Datapacks and Plugins, including a shopping district, communities/towns/events. We accept 99% of people!
How to Join	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/starry and make a ticket in our ticket channel.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone can join the server by following the steps mentioned in the “How to Join” section.
Are griefing and anarchy allowed on the server?	No, griefing and anarchy are not allowed. We aim to maintain a healthy and fun community for all players.
What type of projects can I work on?	You can work on building projects, farms, communities, towns, and participate in events on the server.
Are there any restrictions on who can join?	We accept 99% of people, so anyone is welcome to join the server.

Birthing Alone 1.20.2

1.20.2, abandoned baby, abandoned child, abandonment, abandonment issues, baby boy, birthing, DATING, Motherhood, motherhood challenges, motherhood choices, motherhood decisions, motherhood dilemmas, motherhood questions, motherhood struggles, parenting, relationships, single mother, single motherhood, single parenting, Wilderness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the harsh realities of single motherhood by abandoning your baby boy in the wilderness! Who needs responsibilities when you can build pixelated houses and mine for diamonds instead? Plus, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder whether or not you’re still dateable while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s a win-win situation, really. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind!

GasGuzzler Minecraft Server

adult child, aita, Boundaries, Communication, DAUGHTER, ENTITLEMENT, fair share, family dynamics, financial expectations, gas, GasGuzzler, household expenses, insurance, living arrangements, maintenance costs, Minecraft, ownership, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Vehicle, vehicle usage

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Are you tired of freeloading family members taking advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of having a daughter who mooches off you! On our server, we have a special gas payment system where players must mine for gas resources to keep their virtual vehicles running. Show your daughter how it’s done by making her work for her gas money in-game! Join now for a hilarious and relatable gaming experience!

PreggoCraft: No Wallpaper Duty!

23 weeks, adhd, cold, Duty, electricity, Focus, Freezing, Heating, heavy, Help, husband, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, renovation house, task, Toddler, ungrateful, unreasonable, wallpaper, wallpaper removal, work

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Farms Harvested:	184
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crops Grown:	6901
Alien Abductions:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel grateful for not having to remove wallpaper in the freezing cold while pregnant? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual world where you can escape from reality and enjoy building without any manual labor involved. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you focus on one task at a time, unlike some ADHD partners out there. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun and creativity!

MovieTVShowMinecraftSMP

adaptation, audience engagement, audience expectations, Characters, Cinematic, creative freedom, Entertainment, episodic, film industry, genre adaptation, movies, MovieTVShowMinecraftSMP, narrative, pacing, Plot, production value, screenwriting, storytelling, storytelling format, television industry, tv shows

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, but with more explosions and llamas wearing sunglasses. Like seriously, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans we get up to.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens. And our leader is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, who is basically a genius strategist when it comes to raiding other players’ bases.

But that’s not even the best part – we have a whole storyline going on where we’re trying to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, which is said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and the ability to turn into a giant squid. Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So come join us on this epic journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday.