Craftytariffwars MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTariffWars

foreign policy, negotiations, international relations, trade war, Politics

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, JUSTIN TRUDEAU pops up outta nowhere and starts lecturing DONALD TRUMP about tariffs! like, what even is happenin’ right now? but hey, if you wanna witness this epic showdown and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds! plus, you never know when world leaders might drop by for a visit. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyTariffWars Minecraft Server

Minecraft, CraftyTariffWars, Server

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN TRUMP’S TARIFFS ON CANADA AND MEXICO? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN TRUMP WOULD BE LIKE “WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!”

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE INTO CONFETTI, DIAMONDS THAT RAIN FROM THE SKY, AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA! PLUS, OUR ADMIN TEAM IS MADE UP OF ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO WILL GUIDE YOU ON YOUR QUEST TO BUILD THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT CASTLE EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD THAT’S MORE CHAOTIC THAN TRUMP’S TWITTER FEED! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #TRUMPTARIFFSAREFORTWEEKSAGO

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CraftyTariffWars

#announcement, Trade, Business, global commerce, controversy

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trump said so. he’s all like “tariffs on canada and mexico will go forward” and we’re all like “whoa, dude, that’s so crazy!” but, like, on this server, we’re all about peace and love and building cool stuff. so, like, join us and let’s build a world where tariffs don’t exist and everyone is friends. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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CraftyTariffWars

Import Taxes, Politics, tariff, Trump administration, Canada

join this epic minecraft server where we hit canada & mexico with 25% tariffs every week! why? because we are building a wall around our base to keep out the creepers and zombies! only the strongest players can survive in this crazy world where trade wars are the norm. come join us and show off your building skills while dodging crazy tariffs and explosions! it’s gonna be huge, believe me!

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CraftyTariffWars

Import, summit, MONEY, export, international relations

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

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CraftyTariffWars

export, Import, Goods, Politics, Authorization

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

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CraftyTariffWars

mexico, tariff impacts, trade agreements, Politics, Economy

so like, imagine this, you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like WHOA, this place is lit af! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even trump building a wall around the spawn point to keep out the haters.

and get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical leprechaun appears and gives you a pot of gold. like, what even is this madness?!

oh, and did i mention that the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff? it’s like a dream come true, man.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server where anything is possible and trump is just a regular player trying to make minecraft great again. trust me, you won’t regret it! #buildthewallaroundthespawnpoint

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GoldMedalGrinders Minecraft SMP

China #1, athletes, success, Competition, olympics

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where silver and bronze medals are considered pity medals. In this server, only the best of the best survive and thrive. We’re talking about a place where building a dirt house is considered a rookie mistake and getting blown up by a creeper is just part of the fun.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re not just another noob who can’t handle the pressure. Our community is filled with players who have conquered the Ender Dragon multiple times, built entire cities out of diamond blocks, and tamed every single mob in the game.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because in this world, China is always #1 and you have the chance to become a legend among legends. Are you ready to show the world what you’re made of? Then come join us and let the madness begin!

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CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

Jealousy, setting boundaries, family dynamics, CreeperCousin, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s cousin? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy time filled with butt-touching, lustful jokes, and awkward family gatherings!

Our server is perfect for those who love drama and inappropriate behavior. Sit next to your boyfriend and watch out for hands sneaking under shirts to “warm up”. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of interrupting kisses and lap-sitting to go around!

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

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DadBannedFromKitchenCraft

health, nutritionists, tiktok, expired, Food

🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣

🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊

👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼

🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔

🤷‍♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷‍♀️

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