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CraftySuicideRiskMC

adverse effects, CraftySuicideRiskMC, drug reactions, drug safety monitoring, drug side effects, drug-related suicides, higher risk, medication risks, medication safety, mental health, mental health risks, new study, ozempic, pharmaceuticals, pharmacological risks, pharmacovigilance, public health, semaglutide, suicidal thoughts, Wegovy, WHO database

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

ExistentialCrisisCraft SMP – “Is there any technology for keeping the existential crises at bay in Minecraft SMP?”

anxiety management, Bay, coping strategies, Crises, emotional stability, emotional well being, Existential, existential anxiety, existential crises, existential dread, ExistentialCrisisCraft, Keeping, mental health, mental health support, mental health tools, mental resilience, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness practices, Minecraft, personal growth, self help, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, Technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have a creeper blow you up and send you into an existential crisis? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have state-of-the-art technology that will keep those pesky existential crises at bay. Our custom plugin, the “Mindfulness Mate,” will remind you to take breaks and appreciate the beauty of the blocky world around you. Plus, our resident therapist villager, Dr. Enderman, is always available for a counseling session if things get too rough. Join us now and say goodbye to those existential blues!

BoyfriendDigits4U

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BoyfriendDigits4U, Communication, Confrontation, feelings, FLIRTING, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, fwb, Group Chat, hooking up, Jealousy, loyalty, promiscuity, relationships, Respect, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	918
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship gone wrong.

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your friend try to steal your boyfriend? Will you have to navigate through awkward group chats and flirty encounters? The possibilities are endless!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today and let the fun begin!

GridironCraft2028

2028 Olympics, amateur athletics, American Olympic success, athletic scholarships, college athletics, college football, college sports, GridironCraft2028, LA Olympics, Olympic funding, Olympic history, Olympic legacy, Olympic medals, Olympic preparation, Olympic training, sports development, sports financing, sports funding, sports investments, sports sponsorship, US Olympic team

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

yo, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the amount of laughs you’ll have! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a replica of the entire college football stadium. but get this, instead of football players, they used chickens wearing tiny helmets! and guess what? those chickens went on to win the gold medal in the chicken olympics! true story, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server around, come join us! who knows, maybe you’ll be the next chicken olympic champion!

Noxoria

Earth, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	365881	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Noxoria is a Turkish Towny Server, choose your region with the world map, gather your friends and join the war! It has no connection with Minecraft EU! (We support versions from 1.16.5 to 1.20.6!)

oyna.noxoria.com

Vanilla Hype: Not Quite Vanilla Enough, but Still Hyping It Up! 1.21!

building, Competitions, gladiator fights, Griefing, holiday events, hype, Hyping, Land Claim, Mature Community, rules, smp, stealing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	4714
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	152	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Vanilla Hype Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Come join the fun and relaxing Minecraft adventure that is Vanilla Hype! We’re a small whitelist server developing a mature and friendly community for anyone that’d like to join us.
Focus	The server is geared towards vanilla-style Minecraft building and community activities. Activities change based on popularity and player-demand, but some of them include weekly competitions, gladiator fights and holiday events/games.
Gameplay Features	– No game-changing plugins such as land claim and economy – Griefing/Stealing is prohibited – Full list of rules can be found in our discord server
How to Join	Apply on our discord server Server IP: mc.vanillahypserver.com Version: 1.21 (Java)

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply on our discord server using the provided link above.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, there is a full list of rules available in our discord server. Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.

Q: What kind of activities can I expect on Vanilla Hype?

A: Activities include weekly competitions, gladiator fights, holiday events/games, and other community-driven activities based on player demand.

SisSucksMCServer

awkward, BETRAYAL, Caught, Confrontation, dick, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, family, inappropriate, scandalous, Shocked, sibling rivalry, SisSucksMCServer, sister, sucking, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, walked in

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6941	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player walked in on their sister sucking some dick…oh wait, that’s not a reason to join our server, that’s just a crazy anecdote. But hey, if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, then this is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

r9k Rejects Minecraft SMP

catching up, criminal, disadvantaged, established wealth, family connections, INEQUALITY, Losers, Marginalized, mental illness, Minecraft, parents divorced, Poor, predicted wealth, r9k, rejects, scraps of bread crumb, single mother, smp, societal expectations, Struggle, Suffering, Support, work extra hard

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	140
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being held back by your parents’ divorce or living with a single mother? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where your predicted wealth is cut in half and you’re more likely to be criminal and poor.

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!

Nuke-Free Taiwan Minecraft Server

carbon emissions, controversial, electricity, electricity consumption, ENERGY, energy crisis, energy policy, Energy Transition, environmental impact, Government, Minecraft, Nuclear Power Plant, NukeFree, policy, power generation, power outage, public opinion, renewable energy, Safety concerns, Server, Shutdown, Sustainable development, taiwan

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4801	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than taiwan’s last nuclear plant!! our server is so lit, it’ll make the power plant shutdown look like child’s play. we’ve got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s more explosive than a nuclear meltdown. join us now and experience the power of minecraft like never before. who needs nuclear energy when you’ve got our server to keep you energized and entertained for hours on end? come join the fun and see why we’re the hottest server around. nuclear power plant who? we don’t need that when we’ve got minecraft madness on our side!

TaxCraft: Super Rich Edition

Agreement, collaboration, cooperation, DECLARATION, Economy, Edition, finance ministers, financial transparency, G20, Global, income inequality, International, Nations, policy, Rich, Rio de Janeiro, summit, Super, super rich, Taxation, TaxCraft, TAXES, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	470610
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the g20 nations have agreed to work together to make the super-rich pay their taxes IN GAME. but wait, there’s more! we stopped short of a more substantial deal because we were too busy building insane structures and battling mobs in rio de janeiro. come join the chaos and see if you can become the richest player in the server! who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in minecraft? come join us now!

DishCrafters

apartment buildings, apartment living, building amenities, communal living, communal spaces, convenience, convenience services, DishCrafters, Industry, innovative services, Modern Conveniences, pay-to-use dishwashers, property development, property management, rental property amenities, rental property upgrades, shared appliances, Shared Resources, tenant services, time-saving solutions, urban living

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4597
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT GOT MORE DRAMA DEN A REALITY SHOW. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE AS RARE AS FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A LLAMA.

WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.

ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.

PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!