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CraftySuicideRiskMC

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	1402	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

Manly Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Join our Minecraft server and witness the legend of Speedy Steve, the guy who can move at the speed of sound and lift a whole house with one hand! Who needs superpowers when you can just log onto our server and watch this guy defy all laws of physics? Plus, rumor has it that he once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just 10 minutes. Don’t miss out on the chance to play alongside this Minecraft superhero – join now!

Valid or Not Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombie chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular piggy goodies.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way!

Pixelated Pizzazz: Where Arcadey Beats Realism!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Armor Forged:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Potions Brewed:	116

Are you tired of boring old realistic Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun? Then look no further than our server! We are all about that arcadey vibe, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers.

So why settle for realism when you can have pure, unadulterated craziness on our server? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty GIFs & JIFs Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of the age-old debate of jif vs gif? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the answer! Join us and settle this once and for all in an epic battle arena where players must choose their side and fight to the death using only emojis as weapons. Will you be team jif or team gif? The fate of the internet rests in your hands!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

And if that’s still not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Players who dare to approach this spectral spook may find themselves in for a surprise as the creeper offers them gifts of enchanted items and explosive pranks. Will you be brave enough to befriend the ghostly creeper and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. jif or gif, diamond chickens, and friendly creeper ghosts await you!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Have Therapy Sessions and Villagers Complain About Their Jobs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner drama queen and be as self-pitying as you want! Our main character is so mentally ill that she makes the Joker look like a happy clown. Join us if you want to be surrounded by insufferable cunts and bullies who will make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored with all the outrageous stories and insane antics that happen on our server. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos!

Blocky Bae Bonanza: More of this slut?

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Buildings Constructed:	49	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies like a majestic warrior. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and see who has the best moves!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying tears of joy? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Neighborly Raid: Steal, Build, Conquer – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magic Items Found:	2946
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can invade your neighbors to increase your own population! But be warned, your population may shrink because everyone fled to avoid the war or died in said war. It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, so join now for a truly unpredictable gaming experience! Who needs peaceful building when you can conquer and destroy instead?

Crafty Cardboard Chaos

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a magical card that transports you to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows. But beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds! Join our server for the chance to battle evil unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!

Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.

So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!

Crafty AF Server: Where even the blocks are judging your life choices

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Are you tired of being socially awkward and not knowing how to fix it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all levels of autism and turn it into a superpower! You’ll be able to avoid talking to girls or stare at their tits until they put on a jacket with confidence and style. So come on, join us and let your inner autist shine in the most epic way possible!