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CraftySplurge – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Have you ever spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds on a shiny new enchanted sword, only to realize it was totally worth it when you slayed a whole army of creepers with just one swing? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to show off your blingiest loot. Who needs real-world riches when you can be the king of the blocky world? Trust us, it’s worth every single emerald.

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	133176

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

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Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7489	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2549	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	1089	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2855
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1371
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Crafty Gut Quest

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

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