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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 420 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 176 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. You can ride a rainbow unicorn and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with us? Yeah, they’re totally rad.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it.