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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 9038 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7544 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 203 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. You can ride a rainbow unicorn and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with us? Yeah, they’re totally rad.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it.