Craftysmp MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftySMP: DoYouEvenMinecraft

productivity tips, mindfulness, mental health, DoYouEvenMinecraft, work-life balance

Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, why wouldn’t you want to join? We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. And get this, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. You can ride a rainbow unicorn and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with us? Yeah, they’re totally rad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers community ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftySMP: MoreHobbyTime

MoreHobbyTime, reading, leisure activities, meditation, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like knitting or stamp collecting? Do you wish you could spend more time on something truly epic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on wild adventures, like hunting down the legendary Chickenzilla or building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back (literally)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).

So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

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CraftySMP: The Best Videogame Ever Made

ever made, timeless classic, videogame, top video games, top rated

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build, mine, and survive with a community of fellow blockheads.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue now grants wishes to anyone who sacrifices a stack of diamonds at its feet. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Diamond Wars, where players battle it out in epic PvP battles for the ultimate prize: a diamond-encrusted golden toilet. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft until you’ve fought tooth and nail for a chance to sit on that throne.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they have a tendency to ruin your day (and your meticulously crafted castle).

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CraftySMP – #420

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond crown!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bouncers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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CraftySMP: The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience! >visit website

social sign ups, user interface, CraftySMP, Website Design, GOOGLE

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you jump through hoops just to join? Well, look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! We only accept sign-ups through 3rd party social accounts because we believe in living life on the edge. Who needs emails when you can sign up with Google or Discord and join our crazy community of players who have all lost their minds in the best way possible? So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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CraftySMP Insider

cutting action, CraftySMP, Podcast, GOOGLE, headphones

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by Marques Brownlee himself! Yeah, that’s right, the tech guru is also a Minecraft enthusiast.

But here’s the kicker – Marques runs the server from a distance of 30 feet away from the other players. Why, you ask? Well, he’s still paranoid about Covid, so he prefers to keep his distance. And get this, he communicates with the players using hand signals and gestures because he’s so far away. It’s like a game of charades mixed with Minecraft – talk about a unique gaming experience!

One time, a player made a negative comment about Apple (gasp!) and Marques went full-on director mode, signaling for the podcast to be cut with dramatic arm movements. It was like a scene straight out of a movie. The other players were left stunned and confused, but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

So, if you want to be part of a Minecraft SMP run by a tech genius who communicates through interpretive dance, then this is the server for you. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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CraftySMP: “AlwaysASolution”

problem solving strategies, CraftySMP, finding solutions, AlwaysASolution, never give up

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through treacherous dungeons, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare blocks, the elusive Rainbow Block, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember, on our SMP, there is always a solution… even if that solution involves riding a llama into battle while wielding a diamond pickaxe!

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CraftySMP – “Can someone explain their business strategy to me? They spend diamonds like it’s going out of style!”

corporate strategy, strategy, Business, Market expansion, corporate investment

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where our business strategy is as chaotic as our creeper explosions! We spent a ridiculous amount of diamonds to buy up all the neighboring studios, thinking it would give us the ultimate power in the land. But instead, it just led to more drama, more pranks, and more hilarious mishaps. Join us if you want to be a part of the most dysfunctional, yet entertaining, SMP out there. Who needs a solid business plan when you have a group of players who can’t even agree on what color to make their sheep farm? Come join the madness and see where our questionable decisions take us next!

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Down Undercraft: Where even the creepers have a home!

UnderCraft, homelessness, INEQUALITY, addiction, mental health

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, like a lost koala in the Australian outback? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from your virtual homelessness! Join us and build your dream home, complete with a pet kangaroo and a BBQ pit for all your pixelated culinary needs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to move in! So come on down under and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re almost as explosive as a Vegemite sandwich!

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CraftyQueens: Where even the fightfag women can thrive in Minecraft!

gender stereotypes, women fighters, Fighting, Women in sports, female empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can engage in epic battles with the legendary “fightfag woman”! She’s a force to be reckoned with and only the bravest players dare to challenge her. Join now for a chance to test your skills against this formidable foe and become a true Minecraft warrior!

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