CraftySlimHeart Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftySlimHeart – Gaming for a healthier heart!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can lose weight just by playing! our magical world will make u shed those pounds faster than a creeper exploding! after just six months of playing, u’ll be down 29 kg and feeling like a brand new steve. plus, if u had type 2 diabetes before joining, it’ll be in remission faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.” so come on over and start crafting ur way to a healthier heart and a happier u!

Kamala’s Queendom Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of dealing with shitty men who won’t vote for Queen Kamala? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where Queen Kamala rules with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword) and all the shitty men are banished to the Nether realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).

So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Boy Praise Minecraft SMP Addict

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your mad building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole gang of boys ready to shower you with compliments and praise! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unappreciated again because these boys are addicted to praising you. Join now and bask in the glory of being the queen of the server!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.

2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.

3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?

4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!

Gacha Slutposting Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Ores Mined:	8154
Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Void Gems Collected:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Are you tired of just lurking around waiting for a gacha slut to show up? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We’ve got all the sexy gacha girls from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, Arknights, and more!

Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!

StoryMine Survival without donation Minecraft server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Animals Bred:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6586	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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No Fap November Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t test your willpower? Look no further, because our server is so addicting, it’ll make you question if you’ve lost No Fap November just by logging on! With epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with the game as you are, you’ll never want to log off. Join us and see if you have what it takes to resist the temptation of our awesome server – but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop!

Champion of Minecraft SMP: The TNT Explosions – They blow up the competition with their explosive skills!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends in epic PvP matches, building the most outrageous structures, and embarking on quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our TNA champions are the stuff of legends – they can mine diamonds with their bare hands, tame creepers as pets, and have the power to summon lightning bolts on command. Plus, they always have a stash of enchanted golden apples to share with their fellow players.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to become the next TNA champion. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Bleach Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Orihime has mysteriously ballooned up to twice her size! Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind her sudden weight gain and maybe even help her shed those extra pounds. But beware, there are rumors of a secret cake dungeon that may have something to do with it… So come join us for a hilariously fat-tastic adventure like no other!

Is he really THAT good? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but we won’t tell if you do).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging through, led by none other than our resident llama king, Steve. Yes, you heard that right, Steve is a llama now and he’s here to shake things up in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that he can build an entire city out of dirt blocks in under 10 minutes. Is he really THAT good? You’ll have to join to find out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughs, llamas, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Potions Brewed:	145
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than MAGAA (Minecrafters Against Griefing and Anarchy)! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we fight against the evil forces of griefers and anarchists in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the lands spreading joy and sparkles to all who encounter it. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to the sweet beats of Creeper dubstep. Just watch out for the party pooping Endermen who like to crash the party with their teleporting shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join MAGAA today for a Minecraft experience like no other! But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs.