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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 9463 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6456 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the crazy world of Ukraine and Russia! Join us if you want to find out if Ukraine is actually whiter than Russia (spoiler alert: it’s not, but who cares, it’s hilarious)!
We have epic PvP battles where you can fight for your favorite side – Team Ukraine or Team Russia. Will you defend the honor of borscht and pierogies or vodka and bears? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Legend has it that whoever reaches the end will be granted the power to control the weather and summon dancing babushkas.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
