He presents you with a choice: become a 10/10 attractive human or receive 2 million dollars. But here’s the catch – if you choose to become a 10/10 attractive human, you’ll be cursed with the inability to mine diamonds ever again. But if you choose the 2 million dollars, you’ll be granted the power to fly in the game.
So what do you choose? Do you want to be a hot mess with no diamonds or a flying millionaire? Join our Minecraft SMP and make your decision today! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon diamond armor-clad chickens to do his bidding. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob in a duel will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to take on this feathered fiend?
So why settle for society’s boring standards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding houses)? Join us now and let the madness begin!
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get showered with gifts, but u also get to ride on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks! it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form! and if that’s not enough, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare items waiting for u to discover!
so come on, join this server and experience the joy of being appreciated by virtual villagers and riding a unicorn through a land of wonders! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
MedusaCraft is a small friendly survival server that aims to provide your classic minecraft survival experience. The server offers a player-driven economy, which gives everyone a chance to buy/sell items independently.
For extra comfort and safety of our players we offer grief protection so our players can protect their builds, homes and land.
We are not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with vote ranks, extra perks, amazing crate rewards that can all be obtained with votes and in-game currency.
ms.medusacraft.org
Server IP: play.shaded.gg
Discord: https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
| New Features |
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| 🐟 NEW! Fishing Log |
| 🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots |
| ⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena |
| 🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention |
| 🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions |
| 🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks |
| 🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges |
Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.
Copy and paste this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg
Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical rainbow unicorn that sprinkles fairy dust on all who join, turning them into fabulous lesbians. So if you’ve ever wanted to explore your inner rainbow warrior, this is the place to be!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always lit. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate twerking to the beat of the blocky bass.
So come on down to our server and let your inner lesbian shine bright like a diamond. Who knew Minecraft could be so fabulous?
Join us if you like to quick fuck… I mean, quick build! Our server is filled with players who are always up for a challenge and love to see who can build the craziest structures in the shortest amount of time. It’s a race against the clock and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!
But that’s not all, we also have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to ride a pig around the server like a king for a day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into cake!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers blowing up your base. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this mythical creature and emerge victorious?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your virtual horse, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!