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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5868 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Join dis server if you wanna ride a pig into battle, like a freakin’ knight on a noble steed. We got creepers that moonwalk and skeletons that do the cha-cha slide, it’s lit, fam.
Oh, and get this, we got a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the villagers. They be bustin’ out some sick moves, I swear. Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making rainbows appear outta thin air.
So, if you wanna be part of the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe, then come on down. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, there are equally as many “oldest” children as there are “youngest” children on this server. Yeah, wrap your head around that one, bro.