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CraftySharkTank – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where every block is made of candy, creepers explode in a shower of confetti, and the Ender Dragon is actually a giant disco ball!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that shoots out rainbow beams of destruction!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you battle a horde of zombie chickens led by a skeleton in a top hat? Or ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of gold blocks? The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

PixelPotionCraft

#sustainability, beauty industry, deodorants, environmental impact, hand-sanitizers, leave-on cosmetic products, lipsticks, marine life, microbeads, microplastics, moisturisers, personal care products, PixelPotionCraft, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, regulators, research, skincare, Sunscreens, synthetic ingredients

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

So, like, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think to yourself, “man, I really wish there were more microplastics in this game”? Well, do I have the server for you! We got all the leave-on cosmetic and personal care products you could ever want, from sunscreen to lipstick, all filled with those tiny plastic bits that make your skin feel oh so smooth. Join now for a chance to craft your very own plastic-infused armor and weapons, perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike. Who needs diamonds when you can have microplastics, amirite? So come on down to our server and get ready to glow like a shiny, plastic-covered diamond in the rough.

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	5646	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Animals Bred:	113	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Alien Abductions:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4471	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	259	Dimension Hops:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!